Thursday, October 09, 2014

If Siri Was A Waitress



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  1. I got all excited cause I thought enty meant SURI Cruise lol---now THAT would be funny.

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  2. Iphones suck no thanx tl:dw

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  3. If Suri were a waitress I'd be a cow and I'd be eating a bacon Breakfast Burrito (with beans in it) right f'n NOW.

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    1. *Siri

      But if Suri wanted to bring me my burrito I'd unlock the front door.

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  4. Siri drives me nuts & my Siri is a British man. There is no learning capability, which is stupid as hell. Check out some AI bots (try Elbot, he's not an asshole) - they learn and converse. C'mon Apple. Siri is a piece of shit.

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  5. I just asked Siri to get me a breakfast burrito and it gave me directions to the nearest restaurant that serves them.
    (is if I already didn't know where it was)

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  6. Should've been "if Siri was an escort"

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    1. YaSSS! Oo that feels good (siri voice). Lol

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  7. Know what I don't need in a device that I own? A voice telling me that something I said "wasn't nice". Who made Siri a frickin church lady?

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  8. Yep I thought Suri too!! That would be fab.
    Jimmy could've had Chris Klein play Suri ;)

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  9. Count me as another who thought it was Suri.

    Kno Won you can set your Suri for the voice you want I thought. Mine is a woman who can't find a cobb salad in downtown San Francisco but directs me to a pizza place in Chicago. And Apple is just down the highway.

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