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March 4, 2014
Two weeks ago this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner got a breast enlargement. This is her second in four months. She is now about three sizes larger than she has ever been. Does her new guy want them larger? Her husband? Does she think it will help her get roles?
Gwyneth Paltrow
Two weeks ago this A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner got a breast enlargement. This is her second in four months. She is now about three sizes larger than she has ever been. Does her new guy want them larger? Her husband? Does she think it will help her get roles?
Gwyneth Paltrow
Goop boob
ReplyDeleteShe should have removed the stick out of her ass and eaten a cheeseburger instead
ReplyDeleteBut we're her implants ethically sourced and mined from monks??
DeleteDid the Dr use 100% organic silicone? ?
Boltons Paltrow here we come.
ReplyDeleteBolt-ons
Delete^ effin just made snort laugh
ReplyDelete@sm
ReplyDeleteDerek ftw
ReplyDeleteYep @Derek Harvey nailed this one!
DeleteDerek...you outed Goop and her fake bubbles!
ReplyDelete* bubbies
ReplyDelete*boobies? ;-)
ReplyDeleteSmart move for any recently single woman of her age for her own self-image and for the additional attention.
ReplyDeletethank you thank you
ReplyDeleteBut what A DUMB HYPOCRITE
always going on about what she does and does not put in her body and now silicone in on the list of must haves?!?!?!?!
And she still has almost no puppies.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I thought she was preggo for a while there cuz she was looking "fuller"
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ReplyDeleteDerek, she IS the World's Most Pretentious Hypocrite, so what she yammers about is completely unrelated to what she actually does.
ReplyDeleteHmm...
ReplyDeleteGoop, January 2014
Goop, March 28, 2014
That does not look like three cups up.
Three sizes larger than she has ever been? That's BS.
ReplyDeleteShe went from a nipples-only negative A to a B. That's 3 levels, yo.
ReplyDeleteI mean, sure, in Seven's second link, she does look a little larger but not that drastically larger.
ReplyDelete@kno....second pig snort laugh of the day...
ReplyDeleteAhh.. It's a good day:)
Is that why the fishstick's bruising around the face? Boobers face-slapping her happy?
ReplyDelete7. in the 2nd photo that was a stock photo not a recent one and if she was tiny a in the beginning she probably went to full b
ReplyDeletethen had them redone to small c because the 1st ones were probably done "for chris"
maybe she wanted new boobs "for brad f"
girls are like that
I believe she underwent augmentation. I don't believe Enty's bullshit details.
ReplyDeleteme too kno
ReplyDeleteOh Shite. No one told me we need to get new bubbles for every new man in our lives.
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't know if I could hold up 67 addl cup sizes.
I'm not impressed with her plastic surgeon's work. Fish sticks needs to find a better doctor.
ReplyDeleteThe most hilarious part is that pretty much NOBODY has noticed and she's been waiting for all the "Did Goop have a boob job?" stories! Seems strange for her to do it.
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ReplyDeleteAh, good point @sugarbread. Here's a better look:
ReplyDeleteGoop in a bikini does the ice bucket challenge, boobs still haven't inflated - August 2014
They look like b cups. Not believing this bi.
ReplyDeleteBS
ReplyDeleteIf I read these items as pure fiction, I don't get palpitations.
ReplyDeleteI thought Gwynnie was all into health.
ReplyDeleteCrila they were organic silicone implants hand sewn by monks.. duh..
ReplyDeleteShe's a fucking idiot and this has nothing to do with her fake tits.
ReplyDeleteAs a self appointed boob expert I will say ladies with flat as a pancake, nipple only boobs can have deceiving looks in clothes. Bras, contouring make-up, etc. can all give a fuller look to nonexistent tatas. So maybe Goop DID make some boobjustments but doubtful her cup overfloweth by three.
ReplyDeletePS- A very late 'hiya!' to Seven. I did see your hello a few weeks back but missed my opportunity to respond. So..hi! :^)
But she is so about everything natural & organic.
ReplyDeleteMaybe her girls are filled with lentils ;)
Who knows with this chick. Im starting to wonder if she mental issues for reals. So strange.
ReplyDeleteNow that's an oogie mess.
ReplyDeleteTwo boob jobs in four months? Would the first one even be healed yet when she had the second one? Also what a waste not to just get them bigger the first time.
ReplyDeleteI tell ya what the worst goddam thing is. When some ana/mia broad gets the bolt on titties, and they so far apart that you can see the ribs in between em.
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