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January 29, 2014
This married A+ list mostly movie actor spent the other night at a party following around a guy and talking to him about his career and spent almost an hour total working on him but when he went in for the kiss the guy said he wasn't into guys and our actor said that he could probably come up with a dollar amount that would make him into guys. Nope. The man walked away.
John Travolta
This married A+ list mostly movie actor spent the other night at a party following around a guy and talking to him about his career and spent almost an hour total working on him but when he went in for the kiss the guy said he wasn't into guys and our actor said that he could probably come up with a dollar amount that would make him into guys. Nope. The man walked away.
John Travolta
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Good on that man.
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Whinge away @Jessie!
DeleteAnd the room is really warm and I'm too scared to open a window because the Excorcist troll spooked me.
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Q. What do you call two spiders that just got married? A. Newlywebbed.
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LOL oh dear...
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ReplyDeleteQ. What kind of makeup do ghosts wear? A. Mas-scare-a.
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He wanted Poop Friction
ReplyDelete@Vera L FTW
ReplyDeleteUgh, @Jessie, that does not sound like fun.
ReplyDelete@Regan, I've never watched The Exorcist, only saw that one pea green scene, but holy crap, how in the special effects hell did that make that walking down stairs backwards on your hands and knees happen? Creepy!
RE BI: Travolta gets his kicks at "spas", no need to waste an hour on a dude who's not quite sharp enough to figure out he's being dealt the inveigle card.
Ok, John Travolta, you love your wife but you are attracted to guys. I can totally see why you want to stay married but seek pleasure elsewhere. If you are willing to pay for it, why not just get escorts?!
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That's really funny!
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ReplyDeleteWhy did the boy ghost like the girl ghost?
ReplyDeleteBecause of her killer BOO's
(Sorry. I made it up myself.)
That was creaking awesome though, @SYF!
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SYF I did mean to day 'freaking awesome' yet creaking sound so Halloweeny that I can't apologise for the typo.
DeleteHappy Horrific Halloween to you :)
I think it's cheaper and more effective to find someone already into guys, than to "convert" someone.
ReplyDeleteA freak show, it smells like.
ReplyDelete@Jessi, You remind me of an old children's book I had w/the boy in bed clutching his blanket up over his nose- lol...sun should be rising very soon so you're almost there hon!
ReplyDeleteI ended up getting about 4 hours in. Slightly disturbed but very necessary. There was a weird shadow above the door that could have been a possessed little girl but she seems to have left as day broke. Haha. I hate my imagination.
DeleteHe hasn't had a hit movie in 15 years. His "dollar amount" propositions are probably getting smaller each year.
ReplyDeleteThat's not the only thing getting smaller each year...
ReplyDeleteI am in shock I tells you. Gripped with incredulity. Whole world shaken.
ReplyDeleteWhat is his thrill with straight guys? Some predatory shit right there. I take it nothing happened for this guy's "career".
ReplyDeleteNot to mention the huge creep factor travolta gives off now. Ewww
ReplyDeleteWhy doesn't Travolta go to gay hangouts so he has a better chance of scoring?
ReplyDeletePoor John, forever stuck in the closet because of CoS. Can someone explain the appeal of CoS and midget Miscavage? I'm honestly perplexed.
ReplyDelete@Kathy Cole, I can't speak to Miss Cabbage, but when I was in LA I took a stele by the $cilon Centre, and it had rather nice plaster moulding. The appointments weren't bad either. I wouldn't change my life expectations for it, but people can be odd about home decorating. Maybe that's it.
DeleteAlita, thanks for the laugh!
DeleteThank you halloween Troll for making me laugh! Happy Halloween all!!
ReplyDeleteI can't be bought to turn gay either. It really infuriates me that someone would even try. You are what you are born, and that's it. He must get an extra kick out of trying to corrupt straight men. How sickening. Stick with your own kind.
ReplyDeleteVictims of molestation tend to act out the act that was committed on them on others. Is this what happened with Travolta? Some powerful gay guy said, for X amount of dollars, you'll like being straight, and I'll help out your "career". It seems I have read this modus operandi before regarding Travolta trying to pick up straight men for gay sex.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it obvious why he goes for "straight" guys? He's "straight." If he goes for a gay guy, the gay guy (having no reason to hide the encounter) may talk. If he goes for a "straight" guy on the down-low, his secret's safe.
ReplyDeleteJohn just come out! You're too old be a lady's man anymore (never saw the attraction anyway) we all know you're gay. Make your life a lot easier....
ReplyDeleteKinickie was so much sexier!
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