March 5, 2014
Never one for hard drugs this A+ list pop singer/celebrity has been pill popping and boozing and binge eating for the past week and it has taken a team of makeup and stylists to get her presentable each day. At this point she is like a robot because she has taken so many pills and she had to buy new clothes off the rack for a quick tour because she gained 10 pounds in a week.
Mariah Carey
Never one for hard drugs this A+ list pop singer/celebrity has been pill popping and boozing and binge eating for the past week and it has taken a team of makeup and stylists to get her presentable each day. At this point she is like a robot because she has taken so many pills and she had to buy new clothes off the rack for a quick tour because she gained 10 pounds in a week.
Mariah Carey
I thought she had a long history of booze and drugs? I also thought she had closets full of clothes in various sizes because she fluctuates weight a lot?
ReplyDeleteShe strikes me as the type who would jump to celebrate a temporary weight loss by pitching all of her "fat" clothes.
DeleteOff the rack?? Not for our Butterfly. .
ReplyDeleteNailed it!
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOLOLOLOL FSP
Deleteeveryone thought it was Katy! Way to sneak that answer in
These are just normal lady problems enty---stop being a sexist pig. And everyone knows Mimi does not care if her clothes are a few sizes too small--its her thang!
ReplyDeleteWow no one got it??
ReplyDeleteHinging for most of the past week? Most of the past 2 decades is closer to the truth.
ReplyDeleteOh Mimi.....get it together. For those kids of yours!
ReplyDeleteIm just sayin those clothes musta been DAMN small for Mimi not to wear them. Maybe she was a little out of it and trying to squeeze into dem babies clothes. When she sees how flawlessly Bethany Frankel did it---she will finally get help managing her weight..
ReplyDeleteWhat's "pill popping" to Church Lady Enty? Tylenol? Decongestants? Anti-depressants? Tic-tacs?
ReplyDeleteEnty is either an 80 year old virgin female or a 13 year old boy.
@FSP, congrats. And over 2 hours of guessing before you piped in with the win. Way to go against the tide and snag one.
ReplyDeleteMimi doesn't pop pills she pops bottles....all day every day!
ReplyDelete10 lbs in a week??? Even I can't do that. Another exaggeration Enty.
ReplyDeleteShe's a notorious pillhead. How lucky for the kids. Having drug addicted parents works out so well for the kids. BobbiKristina. Liza with a Z. Redmond ONeill. Carrie Fischer......
ReplyDeleteShe's got two great reasons to quit but is too selfish to care.
I've gained ten pounds in a week by drinking & binging - it can TOTALLY be done and I'm under 5'7" - around a size 4/6. I believe Mariah is taller and larger than me so her gain potential on a heavy binge week (let's assume she was dieting which is WHY obvs) is easily ten lbs.
ReplyDeleteDieting being her 1) way of life and 2) reason she'd be binging and 3) reason her body would put weight on so quickly.
Me too @hunter
ReplyDeleteDrinking on the regular is the fastest way for me to gain weight
Exercise
ReplyDeleteDayum what did that rat weasel Nick do to our Mimi?
ReplyDeletei think she self medicates her crazy
ReplyDeleteMysrp-bingo!
DeleteHer weight has gone up & down like crazy. From week to week, she looks like a different person.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Whitney teach her how this story ends? Sad
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