March 8, 2014
This former A+ list celebrity/singer who is now an A- lister because of his name learned the same thing that this A+list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee learned. There is an exercise company that specializes in providing women on both coasts to fulfill certain fetishes and all that is required is that you get photographed in a class or leaving a class or wearing the t-shirt.
John Mayer/Bradley Cooper
This former A+ list celebrity/singer who is now an A- lister because of his name learned the same thing that this A+list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee learned. There is an exercise company that specializes in providing women on both coasts to fulfill certain fetishes and all that is required is that you get photographed in a class or leaving a class or wearing the t-shirt.
John Mayer/Bradley Cooper
Soul cycle and Beckham goes there all the time too..
ReplyDeleteAnd there are women who enjoy the same fetishes that work without a corporate pimp. Rumor has it.
ReplyDeleteDoes it look a little something like this?
ReplyDeleteLol!!
DeleteI can't read a John Mayer blind without thinking of Ted Casablanca and Super Duper Cooper. Wish he'd been able to reveal that one! I miss Ted C.
ReplyDeleteWonder what B-Coop is into?
I miss Ted too. Where is he now?
DeleteCornbread: I think Cooper likes sausage and two veg as opposed to a fish taco.
DeleteThat's awesome, Sugar!
ReplyDeleteNo more yanky my wanky!
DeleteAlec & SuperFunny Baldwin photographed there. Jen Garner, Alessandra Ambrosio, Kelly Ripa, Carson Daly (?!), Busy Philipps, Jonah Hill (w/B Coop)...the list is endless.
ReplyDeleteDon't miss Ted at all. Lost me when he sold out to Robsten.
ReplyDeleteNice hat Lily Allen wore the other day in LA
Senor Salty : I had a tshirt with same epithet from a band called Blood Duster. Never wore it to visit my mum though.
DeleteWay to go @sugar! You just helped to ID Soul Cycle's top two earners!
ReplyDelete@pumpkintits and @clatie FTW! Way to break up this undercover sex ring and bring justice to the world!!!
Also: this interview will always be a gift that just never stops giving...
Interesting
ReplyDeleteIs there a gym named "Scat Play"?
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Now im curious to know mayer and coop's fetishes? Im guessing something embarassingly grody...
ReplyDeleteIs there a reveal #2 for this bi, enty?
Bdsm German underground.
DeleteThen again, they may be into the Leto Fetish: shoving academy award sculptures in a-holes.
Not surprised. Next we'll learn there really is a conglomerate Running a college course on prepping stripper-to-escort-to royalty fee celeb services.
Maybe they like sweaty butts and sticky bike seats!!!! Mmmmmm
ReplyDeleteYou guys are killing me!! LOL
ReplyDeleteSo...then they must provide boys too, if Bradley Cooper is in on it.
ReplyDeleteSo...then they must provide boys too, if Bradley Cooper is in on it.
ReplyDeleteE! dropped Ted after the supposed Jeremy Renner outing, and I would imagine he had something in his contract about writing elsewhere. Or maybe a non-compete?
ReplyDeleteI will agree on the Robsten comment, once it was all Twilight all the time, it totally sucked. But I think that's the direction E! wanted him to go, since it would yield more views.
@Eros, if the guesses on Ted C.'s blind are correct, Mayer likes pooping on his partners.
No, Ted C is in California & California law specifically bans all non-compete clauses. So Ted is free to go anywhere if his contract is up, but maybe he's still under contract & E is paying him so he can't go anywhere.
DeleteUgh, some days the depths of cheesiness are infinite. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteCommon knowledge in the Atlanta/Athens area that John is into golden showers - and that was before he made it big, wonder what floats his boat now...
ReplyDeleteAh - yet another entry in the PR campaign to demonstrate that Cooper is an "A+ heterosexual horn dog who LOVES the LADIES just like John Mayer!" Please.
ReplyDeleteWhen did Ted get canned? Did he ever reveal Toothy Tile? :)
ReplyDeleteI thought Toothy Tile was Jake G
ReplyDeleteTed never revealed anybody. Except for that Renner oopsie. Which was awesome. *LOL* I thought I read somewhere a while ago that he'd be up to something soon. I'm sad we haven't heard from him yet. Ted C. Ted C. Ted C! That Beetlejuice thing works for everybody, right?
ReplyDeleteI'm all kinds of disinterested in what people get up to behind closed bedroom doors. But defacating on someone or golden showers ... eww. I guess it's hard to get worse that vanilla sex with John Meyer. Once you've gone that deeply into depravity, maybe letting him use you as a toilet isn't a big step. You already need full HazMat cleanup.
ReplyDeleteDenmark is finally making beastiality illegal however only 75% of population riled in favour of this. Ew.
ReplyDelete*ruled
DeleteNot that this is in LA, but ...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.refinery29.com/sexy-bondage-fitness-exercise