February 13, 2014
I keep hoping this foreign born B list celebrity who is a pro girlfriend will give this foreign born C list celebrity in his own country a refund. The guy spent thousands of dollars on the B lister to get photos of the two of them together and to get noticed but so far he has had no job offers.
Kelly Brook/David McIntosh
I keep hoping this foreign born B list celebrity who is a pro girlfriend will give this foreign born C list celebrity in his own country a refund. The guy spent thousands of dollars on the B lister to get photos of the two of them together and to get noticed but so far he has had no job offers.
Kelly Brook/David McIntosh
Yup, it didn't work. I don't know who he is. But then I couldn't pick her out of a crowd, nor a small group of women, either.
ReplyDeleteI could pick her boobs out. She has my favorite celebrity boobs. Boobs lol
ReplyDeleteWell, they're en route to LA, so let's not count them out yet.
ReplyDeleteDon't really care who they are...quick peek at photos indicates a Jersey Shore-esque couple about 4 years out of sync.
It might be amusing to watch them claw for attention. Will they get arrested? Fake a pregnancy? Punch someone else's paid pap? I can't even make myself give a shit, frankly. Anyone stupid enough to pay a 3rd tier ho for exposure deserves what they get, which is nothing.
Jersey Shore? Linda Fashiabella would nevah!
Delete@baroness..great guess and great title!
ReplyDeleteThanks Tricia! She's a regular in the Daily Mail, otherwise I would have no idea who she is.
DeleteShe modeled for Axe. Anyone who has had the misfortune of being in a junior high gym on dance night gives her complete side eye.
ReplyDeleteHe was the dude on the beach with the impressive bulge. I only remember that after googling.
ReplyDeleteOT. Blake lively confirms pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteProb not the first to report it here.
Clarification: She's supposedly moving to the US & house-hunting in LA. He's supposedly "following" her to LA so they can get back together. All stories surrounding this imaginary split of a-thing-that-wasn't-real have been posted in the last 24 hours. Yawn.
ReplyDeleteI watched a few mins of UK Celeb Big Brother when he was evicted and sounded like an idiot. He should have learned from Kelly's mistakes, as she's not suited to presenting or acting - so now all we see of her in the UK media are photos
ReplyDeleteModeled for Axe? I gave her too much credit. That's gotta be 4th or 5th tier.
ReplyDeleteI care about the two because....?
ReplyDeleteYep, I don't care. B list my Aunt Ida...
The guy is clearly an idiot so consider it a lesson learned. Why would anyone think paying to hang out with this known paid for hire chick was going to result ANY work.
ReplyDeleteThis is the way to NOT get any "offers" except from other women who see a sucker if he has any money left.
Think of all the work *she* put into it. All that blow drying and spanx and eyelash glue and gallons of hand sanitizer...I bet she didn't break even.
ReplyDeleteHey Kelly used to be high enough on the scale to get engaged to Billy Zane before she had to go back to yacht girling.
ReplyDelete@Sillyghurl..And apparently they are real because they look spectacular!
ReplyDeleteI had to Google both of these people. Apparently another set of "reality" people with zero talent. Although she did attend an acting school so there's that.
Kelly Brook is sincerely good looking. That all I wanted to say, moving on now.
ReplyDeleteWe noticed you David. We just didn't care. Try being in a movie with The Rock or Jason Mamoa in case they need other big bodies for small parts then go from there
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ReplyDeleteThe body of water strikes again.
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