October 5, 2014
This C- list celebrity would not even be on a list if not for her A+ list significant other. She is hoping to get pregnant, but he refuses to have sex with her and is just having sex with his usual assortment of hookers and one of his exes. He won't split with the C lister though because she never signed a confidentiality agreement and it will cost him plenty of money now to get her to sign. Low seven figures is what she told her friends she wants.
Brett Rossi/Charlie Sheen ( I guess the decided on a dollar figure in the past two weeks)
This C- list celebrity would not even be on a list if not for her A+ list significant other. She is hoping to get pregnant, but he refuses to have sex with her and is just having sex with his usual assortment of hookers and one of his exes. He won't split with the C lister though because she never signed a confidentiality agreement and it will cost him plenty of money now to get her to sign. Low seven figures is what she told her friends she wants.
Brett Rossi/Charlie Sheen ( I guess the decided on a dollar figure in the past two weeks)
Dammit I guessed Simon.
ReplyDeleteViolet ftw. Wave you flag girl...
ReplyDeleteViolet FTW! You go girl!!! #winning!
DeleteGross. Im a firm believer in everyone had a price. But i wouldnt go near him for seven figures. Most. Despicable. Human. Ever.
ReplyDeleteWell, I guess Brooke won the Pregnancy Cup this time around. Sorry Brett! Maybe next time.
ReplyDeleteIt is possible for her to split with Charlie though, right? I mean, unless he shoots her or something first.
Good mob@voilet..I loved how you. Called her whatever/whoever CS is dating.....!
ReplyDelete*job
ReplyDeleteone MEEELLLYON Dollar$$$
ReplyDelete@Violet,Great Guess!(sorry I don't have Lady H.'s 'Gift Of GIFs'or I woulda done a Violet Parr GIF...)
ReplyDelete@rolo *blushes*
DeleteA million dollars to fuck Charlie and let him get you preggers? Sounds like a good job if he lets you get it.
ReplyDeleteShe probably had her thong wedding dress and everything, sniff sniff
ReplyDeleteGuess he paid the seven figures.
ReplyDeleteBrooke and Charlie have that disastrous co-dependency relationship. It happens a lot w/ drug addicts. Seems like they all reproduce too.
Breaks my heart there are drug-free people who can't get pregnant and drug addicts keep popping out babies like it's nothing. Life can be cruel.
see @Violet,I toldya Lady H.generously rewards winners w/clever GIFs..
ReplyDelete-@Lady H,I looove my GIF.makes me lol every.single.time.(plus I think we have similar features & shape)
LOLOLOLOL @rolo
DeleteThanks my chocolatey sweetness - you are always a winner to me!
What could he possibly not want revealed that he hasn't already revealed himself in a drug filled stupor?
ReplyDeleteGood news for her - Robin Thicke is now available. Cha-Ching!
ReplyDeleteIt's got to something along the lines of underage girls/boys- pre public hair...
ReplyDeleteLady H, you make my day :)
ReplyDelete@PugsterMom His child 'porn' collection. (It's not porn, it's child rape and sexual abuse on film).
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