Blind Items Revealed
March 19, 2014
One minute she was standing and the next minute she was on the ground. This former B list reality star from an A list cable reality show that thankfully ended its run awhile ago still makes a living as a celebrity. She is a failed actress and reality star but one hell of a drinker. A waiter says that our celebrity was starting in on her fourth bottle of wine when she suddenly stood up from the table and then crashed to the ground. Until that point she had been fine during the two hour dinner. Her boyfriend helped her up. He had to use her credit card to pay. Nice.
Audrina Patridge
One minute she was standing and the next minute she was on the ground. This former B list reality star from an A list cable reality show that thankfully ended its run awhile ago still makes a living as a celebrity. She is a failed actress and reality star but one hell of a drinker. A waiter says that our celebrity was starting in on her fourth bottle of wine when she suddenly stood up from the table and then crashed to the ground. Until that point she had been fine during the two hour dinner. Her boyfriend helped her up. He had to use her credit card to pay. Nice.
Audrina Patridge
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ReplyDeleteShe's probably too starved to handle all that alcohol.
ReplyDelete...and a Patridge in a pear tree
ReplyDelete@FSP more like under a pear tree, according to this blind. I hope ole Cieling Eyes has a good grass stain remover
DeleteMy oldest used to sing it "And an ostrich in a pear tree."
DeleteThus it has been for over 20 years now.
Huh, I wonder where she gets it from.
ReplyDelete"Happy America! We're all America. Hoo yeah."
Holy shit I cannot even begin trying to comprehend Ms. Slurry McShitwrecked crouching over like a whacked out Olsen troll
DeleteHer eyes didn't even have to roll up to the ceiling...they were already there.
ReplyDeleteAnd who hasn't had this problem?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the mom reminder..Hilarious!
That's happened to me before, one minute I'm fine, the next I can't walk without assistance. Luckily those have been rare occasions. Usually shots people buy me are involved.
ReplyDeleteLOL!! I would have loved to see this
ReplyDeleteAudrina has a show in syndication where she travels around the country eating and drinking and talking about food and she does interesting things. She's terrible. I can barely understand what she's saying. The show is called 1st Look, I think.
ReplyDeleteAudrina seems sweet. Dumb, but sweet.
ReplyDeleteWhen you always have a vacant look on your face all the time it is hard to see you are getting very drunk. Gravity is a better measure than facial expression.
ReplyDelete4 bottles?? No way. I actually think she's ok on her new show. She's gorgeous, too.
ReplyDelete4 bottles?? No way. I actually think she's ok on her new show. She's gorgeous, too.
ReplyDelete4 bottles?? No way. I actually think she's ok on her new show. She's gorgeous, too.
ReplyDelete4 bottles?? No way. I actually think she's ok on her new show. She's gorgeous, too.
ReplyDeleteCome on. Who hasn't been sitting around drinking bottle after bottle and then attempted to stand?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I have no idea who this is.