One hit wonder a-hole to a woman changing the diaper of her toddler at a pumpkin patch - "So, you seeing anyone? I think we would be great together. I'll have my guy get your number." He then walked away and his "guy" came up and tried to get the woman's number who refused.
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ReplyDeleteThis makes sense because a woman with a toddler is usually single.
ReplyDeleteWhat a maroon. What a nincowpoop. What a gullabull.
I tried to say the thick(to emphasize I his manhood), which he seems to need to do all the time..ugh
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Beibs would probably just ask her where she buys her diapers ;)
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Quoting Bugs Bunny @Topper, very wascally of you!
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Picking up mommies at a punkin' patch ..not sure I'm buying this.
ReplyDeleteSomething smells funny about this BI, and it's not the diaper.
ReplyDeleteWeren't you just at the pumpkin patch @tricia?! Did you submit this blind?
ReplyDeleteI can't say I blame anyone for trying to get a crack at that sweet ass pumpkin butt ;)
What were you thinking breastfeeding in public- it's waaaay too sexually enticing! (This article still cracks me up)
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@ LHI've been to 2 in different states recently lol( livin la vida loca....!) but no thicke spottings....no aviator glasses leather jacket in 90 degrees/ fools..just nice normal dads ( and I used to dig you mr. Thicke:(
ReplyDeleteSo many weird elements here.
ReplyDeleteIs this the pumpkin patch that every celebrity with children goes to? Is it 80 miles from their house and they hang around there for 6 or 7 hours? Do they not have a bathroom there? Why is this woman changing her TODDLER's diaper in full view of random a-hole patrons? If it's within 5 minutes of their house, you make the little bugger wait until you get home if there's no bathroom or private hay bale.
I'm overthinking.
Well, I've heard enough lame pick up lines and failed hook ups on this site over the years but that really takes the cake. What a douche bag!
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Delete"I think we'd be great together" is a weird pick up line
ReplyDeleteSo the pumpkin patch is the new frozen foods section of whole foods??
ReplyDeleteHe thought they'd be great together forever. Its a love at first sight kindness ;)
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ReplyDeleteHEY!!!!! Sexy lay dee!!!!
ReplyDeleteThicke is not a one....oh, nevermind I give up.
ReplyDeleteSomeone hit on someone in a public place?! SCANDALOUS!!!
ReplyDeleteOh man! HAHAHA His poor soon to be ex wife. What on earth has she been putting up with all these years?
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