It must be really tough to act natural when you are this B+ list talk show host and you are with your wife and two of the five people serving you have slept with you when your wife didn't join you previously.
Is Lopez married again? I always thought the wife he dumped about 4 yrs ago, who'd given him a kidney, should have asked for it back in the divorce settlement.
He's such an ugly tool It surprises me he can even get a date.
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ReplyDeleteLopez, mario
ReplyDeleteMario batali
ReplyDeleteAlso "serving him" made it sound like they were in 1 of his restaurants(Batali)
DeleteEwwwww! I kinda doubt this, because he Probably cant find his penis.
DeleteHopefully it's the one non-orange thing he sees when he looks down.
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ReplyDeleteLolz I just threw up a little bit in the back of my mouth
Duh. Sounds like hopez...But is it A at this point..
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ReplyDeleteEllen to be different, but I think she's above a B+
ReplyDeleteNah, probably not. If you're that skilled at concealing your dalliances, pretending during a meal is nothing.
ReplyDeleteI wondered about that too Tricia..Serving you? Unless he just has a thing for wait staff...Which with Hopez he probably does.
ReplyDelete@sherry..yeah..seemed relevant, but dunno...
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone sleep with Batali without being paid?
ReplyDeleteAnd hopefully paid upfront.
DeleteHahahahh..or for a gig...he gets chix believe it or not..he gets swarmed when here for So Be Food and Wine Festival
DeleteI guess Monday is not E's grammar day. If he slept with them when his wife joined him, wouldn't that be a menage a trois?
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ReplyDeleteEllen. Duh!
ReplyDeleteFor Mario Lopez
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@RR...he was described as a pin protruding from a balloon, if memory serves
ReplyDeleteThen why would he go there? If its Looez, he's really the pigman.
ReplyDelete@califblondy....I laughed out loud!
ReplyDeleteHahaha
Inwonfpderbif he keeps his crocs on like nic cage does his socks....
**i wonder
ReplyDeleteIs Lopez married again? I always thought the wife he dumped about 4 yrs ago, who'd given him a kidney, should have asked for it back in the divorce settlement.
ReplyDeleteHe's such an ugly tool It surprises me he can even get a date.