Blind Item #5- Easier Than Lindsay Lohan Stealing An Unattended Fur
This family does not have as much money as people would think and with this newly married D lister still trying to make it as an actor without ever auditioning for anything mind you, the A list sister-in-law has given him a job with a paycheck where he doesn't have to do anything and given her sister a raise for not doing much of anything either.
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ReplyDeleteUse FULL name Tricia
DeleteIt's all of them....a collactive thing...Jessica/Ashlee/andmiss Evan Simpson..
DeleteJessica Simpson
ReplyDeleteEvan Ross Ashley
DeleteLOLOLOLOL
ReplyDeleteIM LITERALLY CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
I just cannot handle you two this morning
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA
It's Sunday. . Gotta pick on somebody
ReplyDeleteHaha...Asslee and hubs were at Jessica's instore appearance in Atlanta.
ReplyDeleteWait -- what? I live in Atlanta. How did I miss this?
Delete@Tricia and @Pumpkintits Thank you both, as I no longer regret my decision not to sleep in
ReplyDeleteThe Simpsons and Evan Ross.
ReplyDeleteYou welcome lady!!
ReplyDeleteHere for your pleasure lady
ReplyDeleteI thinks its jess simps family too, but i dont think she minds. She loaded!!
ReplyDeleteEvan Ross's father, Arne Nesse, was supposedly a multimillionaire. Didn't he leave something for Evan and his brother? (You never hear anything about the brother, who's first name is Ross. Wonder what he does?) Anyway, Jessica has plenty of money to take care of all these losers. She probably loves doling out the checks.
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DeleteEssie. It's all probably in a trust until he 35..
ReplyDeleteYes, he left him anywhere from 3-6 million that he does not have access too
ReplyDeleteyeah mens brains dont fully form until about 35 and on 2 nd wife by then
ReplyDeleteHere for your pleasure lady.... He he he
ReplyDeleteSounds like an advert for ribbed condoms ;)
LOL Pumpkintits. Not sure Assleee wants to wait that long for his money.
ReplyDeleteIf Evan had a lick of gumption (or intelligence) he could be making millions in his father's businesses or through connections, like his brother. Nesse died so suddenly that both those boys could have stepped in and filled the gap, protecting the fortune. I suspect Evan's brother (Ross?) has him on a tight leash and won't give him any funds that aren't specified in the will. Good thing. Evan is an idiot.
ReplyDeleteSo which is the family with no money? Dirty Diana?
ReplyDeletesimpsons.. jessica is not the billionaire her pr spin drs want you to believe.
ReplyDeletenew bil evan ross and asslie are on her jersey style "payroll"
I thought the ex of CallMeMissRoss didn't have that much money when he died? I think Jessica has a ton of money.
ReplyDeleteso she married him for love. how do you love somebody who dresses like he does? eek
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ReplyDeleteI doubt this is Evan Ross as it says the D Lister is STILL trying to make it as an actor without ever auditioning for anything.
ReplyDeleteEvan Ross has been acting for years and he is in the Hunger Games Mocking Jay I and II as well other movies lined up on his IMDB page.
Meaning Evan Ross doesn't have the money people think, so he and Ashlee are on Jessica's payroll. Jessica is freakin' loaded.
ReplyDeletethe blind implies that evan ross is trading in on being diana ross' son and doesn't audition
ReplyDeletehis parts in mockinjay probably pay like 5-10k tops.. he has bit parts here and there
2 seasons on bh 90210 with annalyne mc
asslie snorts all her money
jessica has been bankrolling her family for 10 + years now.. that has to grate the nerves at somepoint
Apparently Ms. Ross really loves the Mariah/Barbra diva-type lifestyle. That's gotta be expensive, so I can see there not being a whole lot of money for the fam.
ReplyDeleteDiana and Nesse were divorced when he died. She didn't receive any pay out from his death. I'll have to research what his wealth was.
ReplyDeleteI'm astounded that Jessica is so wealthy. Hey it's probably skewed high to make her look good. But her clothes and shoes are crap, plastic crap, bad designs too. Who wears her shit? I've seen it all over the discount retailers.
mrs ross also has 5 kids through 3 or more guys
ReplyDelete1 berry gordy
2 swiss banker who fathered evan
3,??
Okay, with the name Naess, not Nesse, he did lose money in the '90's by investing in a pyramid scheme (which might mean Diana didn't get a whole lot in their divorce in 1999.) Still, he was a major investor in Tandberg Data and that keeps churning out money. He had three older children, from his first wife, so whatever his inheritance it was split five ways. Still, I think the little Ross-Naesses are doing just fine, under normal circumstances. Evan probably just doesn't want to work a normal job and it's talented enough to break into Hollywood as a star (or a regular on a good TV show.)
ReplyDeleteOh hold on...split 6 ways! Naess had a mystery child in 2003, a year before he died.
ReplyDeleteOkay, maybe Evan has enough for a nice middle-class life, but Jessica has more.
it also might have been put in a trust until each child turns 35
ReplyDeleteWait...7 ways! Naess had a total of 7 kids (that are documented.) Yep, that waters down the personal fortune considerably.
ReplyDeleteahhhg!
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