There's only one guy in the 10AM. This isn't even blind - unless by the celeb hearing it means she's hearing it from her own mouth, in which case it must be #4 in the Four for Friday, she of the loose walls and Vagicream stock investment.
I went out with a guy for more than a month who looked like a blonde Tom Selleck. He was so absolutely gorgeous. And then we finally did it. It was the smallest thing I have ever seen in my life. The worst part was he never called me afterwards and as I was so young 19 I felt like I was really a horrible horrible late. When I relayed the story to someone they said did you ever think that maybe he was embarrassed? Oh yeah I forgot to add it was over very quickly. I was surprised at something so small had such extreme sensitivity! Seriously though it messed me up for a long time until someone pointed out his embarrassment.
I'm craughing too. Does anyone else know if a horse (prob 15 years ago) named Hercules, deemed the worlds biggest horse he made appearances at County Fairs? They had him inside a barn for viewing. We gave our entrance ticket, stepped in and I've been laughing ever since. I swear Hercules was NOT the worlds tallest or widest horse, but he was definitely the biggest!!!!!
So what? If he eventually cums and has a good time, why would he care about the gold digger who is at his side? It's not he is going to be long time without holes to stick it into.
Enty dislikes Brody Jenner so he never tires of trying to paint him as having a small package. But it's not the case as a past Halloween photo of him in tights he's obviously not used to wearing clearly shows:
OMG so my mom told me a few days ago that my little sister met a guy a couple weeks ago and seemed like she was literally in love but then refused to talk about him the next time she spoke to her. I instantly assumed awkward/bad sex or he was seeing other people as well.
After reading this blind, I decided to ask what happened. She says he is really nice and trying to still see him but that he was super small and feels really bad about it
While I have no complaints about my size, why is it that it's OK to make fun of guys with small dicks but if you say a woman has small tits, it's body shaming? One of the two can be fixed with surgery, the other the guy is just stuck with.
On that same subject, we have all these diseases that need curing but we have labs working on medicines that give women fuller fucking eyelashes. At least Viagra came from a blood pressure medicine they were trying out.
If a woman has to ask any guy "Is it in yet?" they need to quit going to the store and buying summer squash to fuck themselves with.
Brody
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ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha!
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ReplyDeleteEnty made a funny??!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's just MEAN! At least give another option.
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There's only one guy in the 10AM. This isn't even blind - unless by the celeb hearing it means she's hearing it from her own mouth, in which case it must be #4 in the Four for Friday, she of the loose walls and Vagicream stock investment.
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone trying to throw their hot dog down ODay's hallway?
ReplyDeletePRG Song of the Day
DeleteYou're right Lady H....she could have a bucket cunt....
DeleteI'm craughing at these comments!!!
ReplyDeleteNot Brody Jenner. Must be Karina Smirnoff
ReplyDeleteBrody!! So good to see you! I'm late to the party, but kisses to the fam. Will Kimmie be dressing as her former profession on Halloween? (As usual)
DeleteOh, Brody. Poor lad. Poor wee lad.
ReplyDelete10 am photos?
ReplyDeleteIf i was a guy with a small weiner id be an alcoholic. And if everybody knew id want to kill myself. I canNOT imagine how horrible that would be.
ReplyDeleteI asked a guy once if it was in. He had the smallest dick I had ever seen - like the length and width of my pinkie
ReplyDeleteI left a guy mid makeout once when I discovered his pinkie sized unit. I felt bad, but no can do.
DeleteI went out with a guy for more than a month who looked like a blonde Tom Selleck. He was so absolutely gorgeous. And then we finally did it. It was the smallest thing I have ever seen in my life. The worst part was he never called me afterwards and as I was so young 19 I felt like I was really a horrible horrible late. When I relayed the story to someone they said did you ever think that maybe he was embarrassed? Oh yeah I forgot to add it was over very quickly. I was surprised at something so small had such extreme sensitivity! Seriously though it messed me up for a long time until someone pointed out his embarrassment.
DeleteNature keeps things even, nobody can be that good looking and also be a good lay
ReplyDeleteOh....Sh-t...you went there.
ReplyDeletePoor Brody. Now he has something in common with my ex.
Maybe the celeb in FFF #4 boned Brody and said he was teeny tiny eenie weenie.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, the fact he's (allegedly) hung like a Tic Tac gives me the sads.
@Teresa! omg lol
ReplyDeleteThat is one hella curse from god because he is so gorgeous and I still would of course
Also I refuse to believe this---nooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteand if that was true would he not just get an enlargement surgery?
@Derek, you should send him a recommendation for this place!
DeleteSoCal Phalloplasty
lol@seven ---that just makes me think---OUCH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm craughing too.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else know if a horse (prob 15 years ago) named Hercules, deemed the worlds biggest horse he made appearances at County Fairs?
They had him inside a barn for viewing. We gave our entrance ticket, stepped in and I've been laughing ever since. I swear Hercules was NOT the worlds tallest or widest horse, but he was definitely the biggest!!!!!
Sorry Brody :-(
Not Brody. Clue #2 is which of the 10am celebs tucks?
ReplyDeleteSo what? If he eventually cums and has a good time, why would he care about the gold digger who is at his side? It's not he is going to be long time without holes to stick it into.
ReplyDeleteWhoa. English is indeed not your first language.
DeleteEnty dislikes Brody Jenner so he never tires of trying to paint him as having a small package.
ReplyDeleteBut it's not the case as a past Halloween photo of him in tights he's obviously not used to wearing clearly shows:
BRODY BULGE
Maxxy, maybe he's all potatoes and no meat?
DeleteMaybe he packed for the camera knowing it would show in a jersey knit costume?
ReplyDeleteI suppose it's possible, but to me at least, this and other photos from that night look entirely natural.
ReplyDeleteHere's a couple more:
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Damn, he is so fine. Who cares how big! Yum!!
DeleteMaybe he's a grower not a show-er? Was he IN THE POOL?
ReplyDelete"They shrink?!"
Sorry, had to.
Didn't he date that Audrina Partridge person? We should ask her for confirmation.
ReplyDeleteOMG so my mom told me a few days ago that my little sister met a guy a couple weeks ago and seemed like she was literally in love but then refused to talk about him the next time she spoke to her. I instantly assumed awkward/bad sex or he was seeing other people as well.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading this blind, I decided to ask what happened. She says he is really nice and trying to still see him but that he was super small and feels really bad about it
Also: is anyone else having flashbacks from that awful New Girl ep about the micropenis?
ReplyDeleteWhile I have no complaints about my size, why is it that it's OK to make fun of guys with small dicks but if you say a woman has small tits, it's body shaming? One of the two can be fixed with surgery, the other the guy is just stuck with.
ReplyDeleteOn that same subject, we have all these diseases that need curing but we have labs working on medicines that give women fuller fucking eyelashes. At least Viagra came from a blood pressure medicine they were trying out.
If a woman has to ask any guy "Is it in yet?" they need to quit going to the store and buying summer squash to fuck themselves with.
Wellllll.....technically Becky and I tried to throw in the bucket caslopuss jokes in the name of gender equality and yes, our typical snark banter.
DeleteSeriously though, I think most of us feel bad about whoever this is, @Rowdy. Why don't we just HeisenHug this one out? :)
Oh, and here is a HILARIOUS prezzie for you and @bee haven. This is my favorite thing I've seen in a while. Enjoy!!! Happy Friday!
Smfh...DUH! I forgot one more clip to illustrate @Rowdy's main point
DeleteLove it Lady H! Thanks. X
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