Blind Item #2
This married B- list mostly whatever kind of work I can get because the only reason I am this high is because of my name actor got drunk and hands with the wait staff at a recent event and even followed one of the waitresses in the kitchen to give her a hard time for not responding to his groping in a positive fashion.
Josh brolin.
ReplyDeleteNot married
DeleteIs the divorce final or is he still technically married
DeleteBAG
ReplyDeleteNice run on sentence!
ReplyDeleteEnty's the queen of them @Reno
DeleteReno-yes, enty is not doen with the punctuation.
DeleteHe's the Proust of blind items!
DeleteTake that back Writergirl. Proust wishes he was Enty (even if he is dead)
DeleteI read that as "Prust" and pictured a towering Canadian, complete with a black eye and missing teeth, body checking the commas and periods out of this post.
Delete...I'm just gonna go find some more coffee now.
Dennis Quaid
ReplyDeleteDavid Arquette
ReplyDeleteOr
ReplyDeleteCuba Gooding(still married)
Oliver Hudson
ReplyDeleteGetty.
ReplyDeleteDamn Enty, find ye some punctuation por favor. Geeez.
ReplyDeleteA drunken, entitled, arrogant actor gropes the wait staff.
ReplyDeleteThis should be easy. I mean, how often could that happen?
I tried to read this blind item twice. I'll need a lot of liquor to dive back in and give it a 3rd try.
ReplyDelete@hayeood...where you live ? I wanna move there...sounds like happy hour24/7 lol
ReplyDeleteI'm usually not one of "those" people, but GODDAMMIT ENTY!! A proof-read never killed anyone. We shouldn't always have to guess what you MEANT to type...I'll never stop visiting...just a suggestion.
ReplyDeleteThanks for popping in Bokonon to give Enty a verbal slap. God knows he needs it after this.
ReplyDeleteAll of them.
The Arqueete guess sounds good.
ReplyDelete@trainrides
+1
This item confuses me. Does Enty take speed?
ReplyDeleteIt's not Arquette, he's still just engaged.
ReplyDelete60+ words for one frickin sentence. Yes I counted. I'm with you @Bokonon. It drives me crazy and make the blinds difficult to read and comprehend. Also the actor got "hands"? Most people have them. I know it was meant to be "handsy" but a little proofreading goes a long way. I think this was written by elementary school dropout Enty.
ReplyDeleteI'm a grammar and punctuation pedant, hence thoroughly disturbed that I understood the whole, damned blind.
ReplyDeleteNo guesses. I rarely have them. (Guesses and champagne don't mix.)
@Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.
Delete@Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.
Delete@Sprink, I share your pedantry in this area, but you just have to consider what's happening here. Somebody without a natural style of their own, tries being flip; tries being clever and then finds us coming back to him for more. We encourage it, we support it and we have only ourselves to blame.
DeleteTerrence Howard sounds about right to me
ReplyDeleteEDDIE C
ReplyDeleteYESSSSSSSS!!!
Delete^5 Teresa.
Except NO damnit I forgot what the context of the blind was past hitting on waitresses. Whomever he is he deserves a fist to the face and a lecture on consent - if it's Eddie he may very well get it.
Don't you just love guys like that? Douche.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking one of the Baldwin Brothers. Most of them are jerks of the first order and none of them would have a job if they were not related to Alec Baldwin.
ReplyDeleteThis married, B- list, mostly-whatever-kind-of-work-I-can-get- because-the-only-reason-I-am-this- high-is-because-of-my-name actor...
ReplyDeleteCommas and hyphens are your friends, Enterns.
Are you sure that's the only reason he's high?
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