The reason this projected box office smash is going to flop is because of the lack of chemistry between the two leads. Maybe if the married actor hooked up with his co-star instead of that part-time actress who hooks up with everyone, then things would have been better.
50 Shades
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DeleteDay drinking again Tricia? ;) kidding!
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ReplyDeleteTotally 50 shades
ReplyDeleteJamie Dornan hooking up with Rita Whora
ReplyDeletewhy is this even blind? It was al;l over the news sights last week they had to reshoot the sex scenes because she looked like a limp er... and they had no chemistry.
ReplyDelete@Tricia...50 shades of black mess...win/win!
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Deletewhy is this even blind? It was al;l over the news sights last week they had to reshoot the sex scenes because she looked like a limp er... and they had no chemistry.
ReplyDeleteGood job @Brin
ReplyDeleteNobody ever suggested this ws going to be a "box office smash" either (except the Enties)
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ReplyDeleteI saw the 2 stars on an interview a couple of months ago and they asked about the passionate scenes and instead of playing it up for the interview, the girl talked about how un sexy it actually was and how technical it all was for filming. I got ZERO sense of chemistry between them. How did they not catch this when re-casting Jax from SOA?
ReplyDeleteI feel like if Charlie HubbaHubbaHunnan had stuck around chemistry would have NEVER been a problem.
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No question 50 Shades -aren't they reshooting half the movie now??- the hookup Whora off course-this isn't a BI
ReplyDeleteI think the studio making the movie. the author of the books and the rabid fans of this crapfest were hoping it would be a box office smash. I contend that just because a book sells well, and has a large fan base, it doesn't mean it should automatically be turned into a movie. And after reading the review of the book that someone linked to on here a while back, I am going to suggest that if they want more passion and chemistry from the actors they should be given some material to use that is a step above what they have to work with now.
ReplyDeleteDef 50 shades. No chemistry from her even without a partner. She just comes off as dull.
ReplyDeleteThis is really turning into 50 shades of boring but because all those women read the book they will flock to the cinema and this movie will make money regardless of how shitty it may be.
ReplyDeleteIm rarely puzzled or shocked when it comes to sexuality, nor do i engage in slut shaming..but exactly who HASNT rita whora slept with? Shes prob got loose vagina that looks like a flying squirrel. {Erp} Too early. But it stays.
ReplyDeleteI am ashamed of myself but I've gotta google "flying squirrel" image now. Your post reminds me of the time many years ago when my ex had a "Hustler" mag and I paged thru it and said: "What the hell is THAT?!" It was a vagina. I had no idea some look like they're turned inside out, I don't know how to describe it. I'm kinda thinking that's what you mean by "flying squirrel", but curiosity again demands I google...
DeleteI thought Dorman's wife was with him on location and at the 're-shoots. If so, would be difficult for him to get with the 'ho.
ReplyDeleteI've been puzzled since the casting of Dakota. She seems cold and distance and kind of hard. I don't see her having sexual heat with anyone and the director should have seen that from the start and taken steps to correct it.
I see a hot mess of a movie and the fans of the book won't save it.
She was there. She was heavily pregnant during the orig shoot. She even gave birth in Canada. Maybe it was the sexual tension from shooting scenes, and he couldnt do it with his wife who's just given birth. Maybe not with Dakota because who wants to have sex with her? And Rita Whora puts out so that's an easy choice. If he really hooked up with everyone's favorite homewrecker, then that makes him the biggest douchebag. Just another cheating actor. What's new.
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The movie's going to suck because the books did too. No amount of hot porno action could have helped this POS.
ReplyDeleteI never understand why people think just because the wife or girlfriend is on location that an cheating type of actor isn't going to cheat - number one the challenge of getting away with it under the wife's nose is a turn on for this kind of guy and number two if men cheat on their wives that they come home to every night and sleep in the same bed why wouldn't he do it on holiday or on location. And esp a pregnant wife hello.
ReplyDelete@woodsy lol..I wish:).. Go between phone/ipad..and y fingers don't type what I want! Lol
ReplyDeleteIf 50 shades is correct guess then the problem was caused by whatever idiot cast Dakota Johnson. The second she was cast this sensual/sex flick was doomed. She has virtually no sex appeal.
ReplyDeleteOh...well yeah. 50 Shades. This should have been easy peasy.
ReplyDelete@Trilby, bearded clam is another piece of gold.
ReplyDeleteI'm ngoing out there & saying dame saint Angie's latest piece.
Dakota Johnson doesn't look like she has ANY chemistry just from the few pictures I've seen. She doesn't have any sex appeal at all IMO. I haven't read the books but from what I've heard the (lead female) character is suppose to be somewhat of a ingenue. Dakota looks way too old for a naive type college student. The casting seemed more a case of nepotism from the start.
ReplyDeleteYeah, 50 shades of cold oatmeal.
ReplyDeleteI also think that the actress they got just doesn't have the right or enough experience. They need someone who is cute and can also be SEX in a minute. Like Maggie G, Sarah Paulson, Gillian Anderson ...could name more.