When you invite 1000 people to your wedding, it stands to reason you'll be getting baby gifts from at least 150. Eventually you run out of stuff to register for
These are the people who call their unborn child "Baby Dilly", says s/he is "the size of a fuzzy Georgia peach" and take selfies at WalMart. Oh, and they have tuxedo bibs on the registry. I'm sure Dr Pepper on their baby registry list isn't a big shock to their fans.
Yes I actually did this. When I went to register for my baby shower, they gave me a scanner gun so it was really easy to add anything to my list. As we were finishing I saw the peanut M&Ms and as a joke I told my sister I was going to register for them and I did. My work gave me a shower, and every gift had a bag of M&Ms tied to it. It was fun!
@Violet, it's pretty common, just like a wedding registry. Guests invited to a baby shower get a link to the registry so they know what the parents need for the baby - like if they already have a car seat, you know not to buy one, but no one's bought the onesie set or the triple pack of diapers. Both my sister and my sister-in-law registered at Target and it was useful to know what they needed and what had already been purchased without having to bug them about the list.
Dem babehs, they need diapers! But not Dr Pepper...
I think it is hilarious. There is so much junk that you do not need. Might as well get something that you would enjoy. ALNL- wish I had thought of M&Ms on the registry when I was pregnant.
This is prime example of Christians sheltering their kid's to the point of weird. That wasn't a joke...that was cheesey. Now putting condoms on registering, that's more of a joke
Of course not. Mainly because it wld reveal my low born tendencies. If i wanted it, I wld buy it and hide it in the house. If anyone saw it, id be all, hey, where did that come from. I mean, whats next, a sixpack and a pack of Camels?! Its supp to be stuff for baby!
I think I'm going to have a fake baby so I can stock my pantry for the next 6 months or so. Or, heeeeheeeee, just because I like being unpredictable, I should create a Petco registry for my furbabies and fosters... Hey... Thinking...
Putting Dr. Pepper on a baby registry is weird? Dennis Ailor, perhaps you are the sheltered one, because when I think of weird I think of people like Jessica Luxery-Legay or Heidi the Sugar Monster. Not married people with baby registries. Nothing against the people I named, they are probably very nice people but then again these Duggars probably are too. I'm certainly not going to shit on them because they're Christian. You're probably as weird to them as they are to you.
On another note, my daughter is adopted and when she was apprehended at age six months she had a bottle full of rootbeer. It made me sad when I first read that, but she thinks it's hilarious.
Maybe they were hungry and a little thirsty when they filled out the registry requests. At least it wasn't Jack Daniels, Pall Malls and a pound of weed.
Silly!! Babies do not need Dr Pepper..You introduce a Co-Cola (catch all phrase for Pepsi really) at around 6 months.
True story..I babysat a child who was 2-2.5 tops and she would only drink Pepsi or chocolate milk. Her parents thought it completely acceptable to give that to her in her bottle. Yes, again at age 2 she still had a bottle.
I was their summer babysitter and took care of her all day while mama and daddy went to work. I was 11. I probably worked 60 hrs a week at $60 a wk.
Mama and Daddy would come home late (and drunk) and she would want me to make her a special scrambled eggs or omelet with cheese and onions which I would do.
I can't believe MY mother didn't give a crap where I was or that they trusted me to their young'un.
I used to work at a grocery store and one time I saw a baby drinking something bright green in their bottle. When I asked the mom what it was, it was Monster or some other energy drink. Oy.
The Duggars have so many leg humping fans that they may as well register for whatever they want, someone will probably buy it for them.
@Seven Tuxedo bibs? Now that's tacky. The bib and booty set that I bought my nephew before he was born was AWESOME. It looked like a Batman costume and has a cape that velcros it closed instead of the usual tabs that close them.
Yes, because Dr Pepper floats are delicious and make anyone happy. I bet they help with the milk flow.
There's only so many onesies and breast-pumps and nannie-cams you need to welcome a newborn. And it's not like you can give a new mom or a baby - a bottle of tequila. Whiskey for teething, maybe.
It was a joke. Lay off the kids.
ReplyDeleteThis is the dumbest thing I've seen today. Congrats, enty.
ReplyDeleteYou don't give Dr. Pepper to babies. You give them Mountain Dew.
ReplyDeleteHahahah!!
DeleteOnly if I was Klassy.
ReplyDeleteOk who did this a Duggar?
ReplyDeleteYup, Jill. They said they'll caffeine cause they will be up all night with the baby.
Delete*they'll need
DeleteMmmm. Now I want a Dr. Pepper.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the reminder.
ReplyDeleteYes.
If you can't afford pop, then how do you expect to pay for a child? I pray to caffeine-free baby Jebus this is a joke.
ReplyDeleteWhen you invite 1000 people to your wedding, it stands to reason you'll be getting baby gifts from at least 150. Eventually you run out of stuff to register for
ReplyDeleteMust be Duggars who put ceral on their wedding registry
ReplyDeletePerhaps donations to charity would've been a better option, though
ReplyDeleteMy second guess would have been a Teen Mom.
ReplyDeleteOMG
ReplyDeleteu ask for what u need and are gonna use. didnt know that there were items that people should be ashamed of listing. lol
My guess is they asked for Dr. Pepper hoping the company would supply it to them for free since they are big Tv stars and all that.
ReplyDeleteoh, to answer the question, id have asked for Coca Cola...
ReplyDeleteSo what, my sister put salted caramel pretzels on hers.
ReplyDeleteThese are the people who call their unborn child "Baby Dilly", says s/he is "the size of a fuzzy Georgia peach" and take selfies at WalMart. Oh, and they have tuxedo bibs on the registry. I'm sure Dr Pepper on their baby registry list isn't a big shock to their fans.
ReplyDeleteI feel for Baby Dilly.
Yes I actually did this. When I went to register for my baby shower, they gave me a scanner gun so it was really easy to add anything to my list. As we were finishing I saw the peanut M&Ms and as a joke I told my sister I was going to register for them and I did. My work gave me a shower, and every gift had a bag of M&Ms tied to it. It was fun!
ReplyDeleteWhat? What kind of stupid question is this?
ReplyDeletePeople have a baby registry? Do they? Really? What is the world coming to?
ReplyDelete@Violet, it's pretty common, just like a wedding registry. Guests invited to a baby shower get a link to the registry so they know what the parents need for the baby - like if they already have a car seat, you know not to buy one, but no one's bought the onesie set or the triple pack of diapers. Both my sister and my sister-in-law registered at Target and it was useful to know what they needed and what had already been purchased without having to bug them about the list.
ReplyDeleteDem babehs, they need diapers! But not Dr Pepper...
Well damn. I would have hit up everyone I knew with one of those if only is known.
Delete@Violet, it's more common with first babies, car seats, cribs, changing tables, are expensive
ReplyDeleteI think it is hilarious. There is so much junk that you do not need. Might as well get something that you would enjoy.
ReplyDeleteALNL- wish I had thought of M&Ms on the registry when I was pregnant.
This is a joke ?
ReplyDeleteThis is prime example of Christians sheltering their kid's to the point of weird. That wasn't a joke...that was cheesey. Now putting condoms on registering, that's more of a joke
ReplyDeleteOf course not. Mainly because it wld reveal my low born tendencies. If i wanted it, I wld buy it and hide it in the house. If anyone saw it, id be all, hey, where did that come from.
ReplyDeleteI mean, whats next, a sixpack and a pack of Camels?! Its supp to be stuff for baby!
Dr. Pepper is for medicinal purposes.
ReplyDeleteA tasty hot drink at night. Boiled and then garnished with a lemon slice.
I think I'm going to have a fake baby so I can stock my pantry for the next 6 months or so. Or, heeeeheeeee, just because I like being unpredictable, I should create a Petco registry for my furbabies and fosters... Hey... Thinking...
ReplyDeletePutting Dr. Pepper on a baby registry is weird? Dennis Ailor, perhaps you are the sheltered one, because when I think of weird I think of people like Jessica Luxery-Legay or Heidi the Sugar Monster. Not married people with baby registries. Nothing against the people I named, they are probably very nice people but then again these Duggars probably are too. I'm certainly not going to shit on them because they're Christian. You're probably as weird to them as they are to you.
ReplyDeleteHey, if Mommy's happy, everybody's happy.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, my daughter is adopted and when she was apprehended at age six months she had a bottle full of rootbeer. It made me sad when I first read that, but she thinks it's hilarious.
Maybe they were hungry and a little thirsty when they filled out the registry requests. At least it wasn't Jack Daniels, Pall Malls and a pound of weed.
ReplyDeleteSilly!! Babies do not need Dr Pepper..You introduce a Co-Cola (catch all phrase for Pepsi really) at around 6 months.
ReplyDeleteTrue story..I babysat a child who was 2-2.5 tops and she would only drink Pepsi or chocolate milk. Her parents thought it completely acceptable to give that to her in her bottle. Yes, again at age 2 she still had a bottle.
I was their summer babysitter and took care of her all day while mama and daddy went to work. I was 11. I probably worked 60 hrs a week at $60 a wk.
Mama and Daddy would come home late (and drunk) and she would want me to make her a special scrambled eggs or omelet with cheese and onions which I would do.
I can't believe MY mother didn't give a crap where I was or that they trusted me to their young'un.
I used to work at a grocery store and one time I saw a baby drinking something bright green in their bottle. When I asked the mom what it was, it was Monster or some other energy drink. Oy.
ReplyDeleteThe Duggars have so many leg humping fans that they may as well register for whatever they want, someone will probably buy it for them.
Food on a registry? Chocolate is always proper..anytime, anywhere. Rule 3 of life.
ReplyDelete@Seven Tuxedo bibs? Now that's tacky. The bib and booty set that I bought my nephew before he was born was AWESOME. It looked like a Batman costume and has a cape that velcros it closed instead of the usual tabs that close them.
ReplyDeleteYes, because Dr Pepper floats are delicious and make anyone happy. I bet they help with the milk flow.
ReplyDeleteThere's only so many onesies and breast-pumps and nannie-cams you need to welcome a newborn. And it's not like you can give a new mom or a baby - a bottle of tequila. Whiskey for teething, maybe.
No period in Dr Pepper
ReplyDeleteFun Texas Fact