Then...if I finally found my special someone, if ever...My 1 - 5 would be Chris Hemsworth, dressed in his Thor costume. Just Chris...1 - 5. No one else. My boyfriend would have to wear a Thor mask every night.
@Sandybrook: my hubby calls it the "get out of jail for free card". I think his would be Jessica Alba. He thought mine was Carrie Brownstein (I love her but in a non-sexy way) or Jesse the devil Hughes.
@Sandy, freebie is like a laminated list. The top 5 people you'd be OK with your partner sleeping with, or your partner is OK sleeping with.
@Crila, Thor is just yummy. I'm committed to my partner and even if it was offered, I'd turn down the Viking steak, but if it wasn't in a relationship and he wasn't married, oh hell yes!
Oh that's a good thing then if I had a partner id let her sleep with Rosie O Donell Lena Dunham Mindy Kaling Sherrie Sheppard King Kong Bundy just to let a man in.
It's an ever moving feast and Mr V has no idea because that would spoil the fun. Current 5 are: Mark Harmon Lindsey Buckingham Alex Turner Dr Schlub Hugh Laurie
Back when I was single I lusted after Benicio del Toro. I even named my dog after him! Whatever happened to him --the actor, not the dog--by the way?
Now you could dangle the supposedly finest piece of man flesh ever in front of me and I may appreciate him aesthetically like a piece of art to look at, but would have zero desire for anyone else but Mr. Fig, my adorable chubby hubby. <3 ;-)
No, but my husband got jealous for the first time ever yesterday when I came home and greeted him and his friend with kisses on the cheeks European style. We have a bunch of Europeans in the office this week, and I tend to revert back to it. Now my husband is telling me not to kiss too many men at work today. I don't know if I should be happy that he is jealous or not.
No partner, so that means 5 becomes 10 :) Right? ;)
OK I'll play fair...
1. Joe Manganiello (+ he can "manga" on me all hours of the day) 2. Chris Evans (it's the shoulders/torso) 3. (*my secret forever soul-mate*) 4. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 5. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
In no particular order and really it changes yearly…
Jack White - He's my ugly hot Justin Theroux -Sexy mofo Tom Hardy - Those lips Paul Rudd - cute and funny! Ewan McGregor - Bc he's frickin Ewan McGregor!
5? I have to limit it to 5?? 1. Richard Madden (Robb Stark, GOT) 2. Viggo Mortensen 3. Josh Holloway 4. Idris Elba 5. Hozier (the singer of the song Take Me to Church)
Others-John Krasinski, Taye Diggs, Lenny Kravitz, Sean Bean, Jason Momoa
1) paul rudd 2) chris pratt 3) josh hartnett (yeah, thats the one Im most embarrassed about) 4) Ryan Gosling 5) still open after Heath Ledger's passing :(
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ReplyDeleteThe benefit of not having a partner is that you have the luxury to be with anyone
ReplyDeleteMy partner????? Bwahahahah you're funny Enty!
ReplyDeletebut if I did
ReplyDelete1. James Franco
2. James Franco
3. James Franco
4. James Franco
5. James Franco
Ha!@Derek! Sounds like you two could settle down and you would never cheat!
DeleteYes we do
ReplyDelete1.Jessie Williams
2.Idris Alba
3.channing tatum
4.Tom welling
5. Chis Hemsworth.
I have top ten.
Good lord praise Jessie Williams that man is a god!
DeleteMy partner would be all 5 of them...if I had one.
ReplyDeleteThen...if I finally found my special someone, if ever...My 1 - 5 would be Chris Hemsworth, dressed in his Thor costume. Just Chris...1 - 5. No one else. My boyfriend would have to wear a Thor mask every night.
*wtf is a freebie 5? Is that like Laineys list over in the corner of her page?
ReplyDelete@sandy A top five where you allowed to cheat on ur BF.
Delete@Sandybrook: my hubby calls it the "get out of jail for free card". I think his would be Jessica Alba. He thought mine was Carrie Brownstein (I love her but in a non-sexy way) or Jesse the devil Hughes.
Delete1.Jason Momoa
ReplyDelete2.Josh Holloway
3.Derrick Rose
4.Chris Pratt
5.Rihanna (I'd attempt to fly Str8 for her)
@Sandy, freebie is like a laminated list. The top 5 people you'd be OK with your partner sleeping with, or your partner is OK sleeping with.
ReplyDelete@Crila, Thor is just yummy. I'm committed to my partner and even if it was offered, I'd turn down the Viking steak, but if it wasn't in a relationship and he wasn't married, oh hell yes!
I don't have one with my spouse but if I did...
ReplyDelete1. Aaron Taylor Johnson
2. Tom Hardy
3. Charlie Hunnam
4. Tim Roth
5. Gary Oldman
Random I know but to each his own ya dig
I don't have a partner :( but if I did
ReplyDelete1. Rihanna
2. Rihanna and Cara (counts as one!)
3. Samira Wiley
4. Natasha Lyonne
5. Naomi Campbell/Kate Moss
Jack - are you stoned? Natasha Lyonne?
DeleteOh that's a good thing then if I had a partner id let her sleep with
ReplyDeleteRosie O Donell
Lena Dunham
Mindy Kaling
Sherrie Sheppard
King Kong Bundy just to let a man in.
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ReplyDeleteCmon @sandybrook, it's lunchtime and I just lost my appetite. Count, I'd like you to give us the P, M, B on Sandy's seahags.
ReplyDeleteCrap I forgot Jason Momao and Henry Cavill.
ReplyDelete1. Matthew Goode
ReplyDelete2. Mark Strong
3. David Bowie
4. Joe Manganiello
5. George Clooney (although I fear he is going to be replaced soon)
Ugh. Forgot Billy Campbell. Bye, George.
DeleteIt's an ever moving feast and Mr V has no idea because that would spoil the fun. Current 5 are:
ReplyDeleteMark Harmon
Lindsey Buckingham
Alex Turner
Dr Schlub
Hugh Laurie
James McAvoy
ReplyDeleteAaron Taylor Johnson
The Hemsworths
Jason Momoa, preferably in costume as Khal Drogo
Chris Pratt
In no particular order
ReplyDeleteChris Meloni
Joe Manjello
Jamie Bamber
Michael Hutchence circa 1991
Steve Young circa 1993
1. George Clooney
ReplyDelete2. Michelle Rodriguez
3. John Stamos
4. Chris Hardwick
5. Anna Kendrick
I forgot natalie dormer and Lena Headey! Also kstew, Ellen page, ERW. I like white girls apparently.
ReplyDeleteHow did I forget Natalie Dormer!
Deleteand Christopher Walken. Because he's Christopher Walken
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves
ReplyDeleteRDJ
RPatz
Theo James
Jack White
Honorable Mention: Hammaconda, out of curiosity.
Back when I was single I lusted after Benicio del Toro. I even named my dog after him! Whatever happened to him --the actor, not the dog--by the way?
ReplyDeleteNow you could dangle the supposedly finest piece of man flesh ever in front of me and I may appreciate him aesthetically like a piece of art to look at, but would have zero desire for anyone else but Mr. Fig, my adorable chubby hubby. <3 ;-)
Peter Coyote
ReplyDeleteMark Harmon
Chris O'Dowd
Boris Kodjoe
Mark Strong
1. David Bowie
ReplyDelete2. Dave Gahan
3. Robert Downey Jr
4. Robert Smith
5. Robert Patterson
No, but my husband got jealous for the first time ever yesterday when I came home and greeted him and his friend with kisses on the cheeks European style. We have a bunch of Europeans in the office this week, and I tend to revert back to it. Now my husband is telling me not to kiss too many men at work today. I don't know if I should be happy that he is jealous or not.
ReplyDelete1.' 80s Don Henley
ReplyDelete2. '00s Don Henley
3. '14 Don Henley
4. '70s Don Henley
5. '90s Don Henley
('60s Don Henley for lagniappe.).
Mark Ruffalo
ReplyDeleteJJ Watt
Claudio Sanchez
Tom Hardy
Alan Wilder
Joshua Jackson
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves
Usher
Jon Bon Jovi
Lenny Kravitz
No partner. No freebie five list. One crush.
ReplyDelete*blushes and waves at @Count Jerkula*
1. Henry Cavill
ReplyDelete2. Keith Richards (1965-1968 era)
3. Viggo Mortensen (esp. around the Indian Runner timeframe)
4. Gisele
5. David Gilmour (young)
Pat Monahan
ReplyDeleteColin firth
Clive Owen
RDJ
Adam Clayton
It's not laminated though.
ReplyDeleteClive could be bumped for Eddie Izzard.
my top five are:
ReplyDeleteMorena Baccarin
Keanu
Katee Sackhoff
Zoie Palmer
Evelyne Brochu
except Morena and Zoie would have to gain a little weight because they are too skinny for real life.
1. Mel Brooks
ReplyDelete2. Mark Harmon
3. Bobby Canavale
4. Scott Bakula
5. Joe Mategna
Yeah, I'm old. I have to say, I know Mel Brooks is pretty old but I've learned some good laughs is as good as good sex.
Timothy Olyphant
ReplyDeleteIdris Elba
Colin Farrel
Season 1-2 Eric Northman
Charlie Hunnam
Stephen Ammell
ReplyDeleteJamie Dorran
Ryan Gosling
Tom Brady
Colin owhatshisface from OUAT
Amell, Dornan. Wow I can't spell
DeleteIf I had a partner and they wanted a freebie five, I'd be getting me a new partner.
ReplyDeleteSeriously.
I just removed Isabella Rossellini from my list, and then re-laminated it.
ReplyDeleteWe don't, but if we did mine would be (at the moment)
ReplyDelete1, Alexander Skarsgard
2. Tim Curry
3. Ian Somerhalder
4. Benedict Cumberbatch
5. Idris Elba
If I had a partner 1-3 would be Blake Griffin, and 4 and 5 would be Blake Griffin with an extra 50 pounds of muscle on him
ReplyDeleteI know my fiancé really likes Jennifer Aniston but I confess I don't know who else is on his list
ReplyDeleteMy list is quite extensive but my top 5 are:
Mark Ruffalo
Ryan Gosling
Henry Cavill
Justin Theroux
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Okay make it six - Matthew M
Nevermind seven - Kelly Slater
Paul Walker used to be #1 on the list RIP
No partner, so that means 5 becomes 10 :)
ReplyDeleteRight? ;)
OK I'll play fair...
1. Joe Manganiello (+ he can "manga" on me all hours of the day)
2. Chris Evans (it's the shoulders/torso)
3. (*my secret forever soul-mate*)
4. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
5. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
In no particular order and really it changes yearly…
ReplyDeleteJack White - He's my ugly hot
Justin Theroux -Sexy mofo
Tom Hardy - Those lips
Paul Rudd - cute and funny!
Ewan McGregor - Bc he's frickin Ewan McGregor!
Don't currently have a partner, and if I'm being kind and sticking to one mixed list instead of 5 males and 5 females (#bisexualperks...):
ReplyDeleteAvril Lavigne
Dr. Alice Roberts
Brian Molko
Stuart Broad (english Cricket player, look him up, he's yummy)
Rhianna
1. AFFLECK
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's about it.
Alesandra Ambrosio
ReplyDeleteMichelle R
Cindy Crawford
Sandy B
Aaron T Johnson
(younger)Jeff Bridges
5? I have to limit it to 5??
ReplyDelete1. Richard Madden (Robb Stark, GOT)
2. Viggo Mortensen
3. Josh Holloway
4. Idris Elba
5. Hozier (the singer of the song Take Me to Church)
Others-John Krasinski, Taye Diggs, Lenny Kravitz, Sean Bean, Jason Momoa
1. Megan Fox
ReplyDelete2. Rihanna
3. Naya Rivera (Yeah, I know she's crazy. That's part of the appeal.)
4. Margot Robbie
5. Krysten Ritter
1. Benedict Cumberbatch
ReplyDelete2. Tom Hiddleston
3. Rob Pattinson
4. Chris Hemsworth
5. Chris Pratt
1. Richard Armitage
ReplyDelete2. Richard Armitage
3. Richard Armitage
4. Richard Armitage
5. Colin Firth
I only have a top 3 unless 2 others come up I forgot about....
ReplyDelete1. John cena
2. Channing Tatum
3. Tom hardy
I also left out HOLDER
ReplyDeleteI WOULD ALL DAY LONG
Damn ya keep naming people.the more I keep updating my gif
ReplyDeleteStephen Colbert. No joke.
ReplyDeleteOkay here goes.. completely serious.
ReplyDelete1.. Stellan Skarsgard
2.. Clive Owen
3.. Bill Skarsgard
4.. Joel Kinnaman
5.. Natalie Dormer / Cersei. Ftw!!
I would combine tag team Stellan and Joel
DeleteOr Joel and Bill
Stellan and Cersei
Bill and Natalie
Want Clive all to myself bitches!!!
No, never had one, either of us. Neiger one wants the other to do any sanctioned cheating. But! If my hubby out if pic, i have a list, lollol
ReplyDeleteOkay, some of y'all can't count.
ReplyDeleteAnd laminating is too much like a commitment.
1.) Her best friend
ReplyDelete2.) Her other good friend
3.) That marketing chick she works with
4.) Her younger sister
5.) Her mom (back in the day)
Natalie Imbruglia.
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Gillies.
Christina Aguilera.
Hayden Panettiere.
Aubrey Plaza.
1) paul rudd
ReplyDelete2) chris pratt
3) josh hartnett (yeah, thats the one Im most embarrassed about)
4) Ryan Gosling
5) still open after Heath Ledger's passing :(
ooooh..maybe mark ruffalo
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