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What, if anything would you change about your body?
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Stretch marks and saggy skin from pregnancy, c-section scar. Otherwise I love my bod.
ReplyDeleteSame! Less the c-section scar
DeleteTritto
DeleteEverything but mostly I'd like to be at least two inches taller
ReplyDeleteMe too! Just two little inches, then I'd no longer be stuck in the horrid middle ground between regular and petite. To be able to buy a pair of jeans that aren't either slightly highwaters or dragging on the ground behind.
DeleteMost things I don't like, I have some control over. I need to lose weight, again, but I can if I get off my fat ass and just do it. I can cut my hair, grow my hair, color my hair.
I like my eyes, I love my nose (thanks, grandpa,) I've gotten over hating my freckles, people have stopped pinching my cheeks over the dimple so I like it.
But I cannot make myself grow those last two inches.
Oh, and new feet. Ones without plantar fasciitis and over-pronation. In other words, ones not related to, or shaped like those of anyone else in my family.
Id be 4 inches taller and would prefer a hammaconda
ReplyDeleteI would like to be 7'7" so I can see how dusty the top of the world is! Don't forget to clean the tops of your refrigerators folks, it's nasty up there!
ReplyDeleteNice way to drum up a body dysmorphia tea party, Enty! I save discussion about my armpit vaginas for my real doctor!
Dude, my list would hijack the thread. Everything. I wake up every morning disappointed.
ReplyDeleteNot. One. Damn. Thing. I am as god made me. She did a great job.
ReplyDeleteShe! Love it.
Delete@Queen -. Here! Here!!!
Delete(*roaring applause*)
That fungally toenail is taking its time to disappear to be honest. Which is a little annoying.
ReplyDeleteMy mom had that, took like two fucking years. She'd apply tea tree and that anti fungal nail polish almost daily. I definitely feel you.
DeleteTwo years??? F**k my life.
DeleteShe got it from getting a pedicure. It's some fucked up shit.
DeleteI can top that. I got a fungally nail for10 ys now!! Tried everything, just not leaving.
DeleteTry Vick's Vapo-Rub or the amber-colored Listerine. Lots of homeopathic remedies to try.
DeleteI kind of want a neck bagina now.
ReplyDeleteHa!@Brea: I can guess what tv show you've been watching!
DeleteI'd remove my stretch marks. I figure everything else is fixable.
ReplyDeleteWish I could make my feet narrower, it's hard to find cute shoes for wide feet.
ReplyDeleteI would change the area between my waist and knees.
ReplyDeleteEverything.
ReplyDeleteMake my waist a bit more defined, and get rid of stretch marks. Other than that, I am actually pretty happy with my body.
ReplyDeleteGet rid of acne. Thats it. Otherwise, Im perfect.
ReplyDeleteOne thing? How about a laundry list? I want my 30 yr old body back but give me an actual waist this time.
ReplyDeleteEverything - so it aligns to what hwood sells to real men as "good enough pretty/sexy"
ReplyDeleteNothing - "f" all men who think I need to contort myself to fit their illusions. I AM - and if that doesn't suit them - tough shit.
Mine needs more Henry Cavill in it.
ReplyDeleteI'm going a different direction with this question..
ReplyDeleteI'd like my right kidney back, without the cancerous tumor in it of course..
Way to put shit in perspective for all of us @JoElla! I hope that you are well!
DeleteJoElla, I wish you to be cancer free.
DeleteEverything & be at least 8" taller.
ReplyDeleteAwww JoElla, I hope you are doing well. But now I feel ashamed to write that I want the sexy skinny body I had 6 years ago when I was in an unhappy marriage and starving myself for lack of appetite. Now I'm 50 lbs heavier but happily remarried. There just has to be a happy medium for me body-wise.
ReplyDeleteMy huge breasteses...and I did change them. Best thing I ever did. They're still big, but they point in the correct direction now and they are fabulous!
ReplyDeleteEVERYTHING!!!
ReplyDeleteTeeth, c section scar, pretty toes
ReplyDeleteMy boobs- people used to question whether or not they were real.. They were and they were spectacular..;) three kids later and they look 'average' not sure implants could help without looking fake and I'm pretty athletic so I don't want the downtime or the potential for wonky boobs.
ReplyDeleteGuess I'll keep them! My c section scar(a) aren't so bad, I used to be really self conscious regarding them and then said screw that! I just don't buy tiny bikini bottoms
aahh thank you @pugster It was just a blah kinda monday, and I get a little bit wonky when my yearly check gets close. God willing, I will be 6 years cancer free.
ReplyDeleteI am glad to hear that you are happy! =)
Hey, how bad can it be? My ass is just as flabby as Jlo's! LOL
*sorry to be a debbie downer gang* Just ignore my post*
I would like a body lift. Just the arms and thighs really.
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth is a body lift?
DeleteMy penis: too long.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were a woman. If so, that's terrifying
DeletePencil dick. Gross.
Delete@Violet! I was just reading that researchers have discovered that lavender oil is a very powerful antifungal. Lavender Oil Has Potent Antifungal Effect
ReplyDeletePut some 100% pure lavender essential oil on that bitch twice a day. You can thank me in tens and twenties.
Annie. I would but lavender would make me smell like an old lady. I might have bad toe nails but I'm not old yet.
Delete@Violet, you refuse The Lavender? You now officially CANNOT COMPLAIN about Fungal Nail.
DeleteSorry, but that's the rule.
Violet, old ladies generally smell like chops, mothballs and despair. I think you'll be fine with the lavender.
DeleteMy body and face are on point but I would like to trade necks with my older sister. Now I am tall and long, so youd think my neck would be as long too. Her neck is longer like a swan and mine is just a little shorter. Yes, it annoys me. At least im better looking than her though. :-×
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely every freaking thing. Thanks patriarchal society and photoshop for making us feel inadequate.
ReplyDelete!!!!!!!! Right on
DeleteLeft side of brain
ReplyDeleteKnees of steel!!! Instead of post surgical slinkys i have, lol
ReplyDeleteOr a digestive system that worked so well i cld eat anything I wanted and NEVER get sick or hv a flare up. Man, that wld be golden!!
DeleteViolet, mix it with lemon essential oil. Smells divine when they are mixed together.
ReplyDeletethe body's age!
ReplyDeleteI'm with vippy and gweeds--nothing at all.
ReplyDeletebut writing that makes me blush.
You will always be perfection personified to me @Sprink
DeleteI would like to have Playboy DD's rather than the National Geographic DD's mother nature gave me.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to have my kidneys function without a machine.
ReplyDeleteHugs to you TT.
DeleteFrom me too.
DeleteI'm actually pretty happy with what I've got
ReplyDeleteTook me a long time to get to that point though
I wouldn't mind longer (and thinner) legs
I would like to have the cartilage back in my right knee (Namath surgery at age 10). But I've been getting by without it for forty years. I was supposed to have needed an artificial knee ten years ago.
ReplyDeleteWave a magic wand and make one precious but badly-aged tattoo redone. Otherwise, nothing wrong with me that more gym time couldn't fix.
Lol!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd get rid of my freckles.
ReplyDeleteUgh ... I wouldn't be pear-shaped. I've gone my entire life with a big butt and saddle bags. All the kinds of clothes I really, really like I can't wear.
ReplyDeleteMy ear. I would fix my ear so it would never have problems again.
ReplyDeletesmaller feet and much thicker hair
ReplyDeleteUnder eye circles & a boob job.
ReplyDelete2 more inches of dick.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahaha
DeleteI need Count to pick out the perfect ass for me.
Deletei would change about 95.6% of moi.
ReplyDeleteMy fat ass(and everything else) doable, I'm just lazy
ReplyDeletePerky boobs. They grew big and fast and long. Even when they were brand new they had no perk whatsoever.
And I'd kinda like to have eyebrows...
My spine ....have scoliosis.
ReplyDeleteI know I'm too late and everyone's gone home, but...
ReplyDelete@JoElla
@Turkish Taffy
@Hegg
Hugs and kisses for you.
I would like to switch legs with my brother, please. There was a genetic mix-up and he inherited our mother's supermodel legs while I inherited our father's rugby player legs.