Aww Rhysie, I hope the person(s) who caught you didn't accuse you of treating your body like an amusement park. (Sorry, still thinking about Seinfeld) <3
I masturbate every day and part if my process IS getting caught because I only do it in extremely appropriate public places, like church, public libraries and your local orthodontist's office!
@califblondy: the question was why does Enty hate living in his parent's basement? The answer seems to be because they interrupt his meat beating sessions
I was most disappointed with how few of us answered Count's 'Your Turn' questions. What's the point of commenting anonymously if we can't be honest/shocking? When I'm single (which is almost always) it averages 4-6 times per week. Tom, Dick and Harry are three men who've never let me down.
I'm concerned about that .5 part. That would seem frustrating Count.
Speaking of getting caught, my friend fell asleep and her mom came into the room to see the cord of her Hitachi magic wand hanging out from the covers. Ooopsy!
1-2 times a day. Was "caught" by a roommate once. I thought I locked the door, but she waltzed right in my room and asked me a question, I answered and she waltzed right back out. that was that. Dick was in hand the whole time. Maybe even in motion, I cant remember.
I probably do it a couple of times a week, and no, I've never been caught. A roommate did find me in a rather compromising position while I was waiting for my sweetie one night, though...
Close to every day, never been caught to my knowledge. I have a buddy that said his wife caught him once while he was on his back in the master bathroom full on rubbing one out. He said she just shook her head and walked out- very embarrassing.
Texas, no shame here if the man wants to pleasure himself. Sometimes a girl just can't participate cuz we's tarred. If it brings him joy I have zero issues. I just pretend I'm asleep or help him feel comfortable. It's a natural thang.
Only when you looked out the window
ReplyDeleteI dont think this is an acceptable topic.
ReplyDeleteQuite surprised you've said that with some of the comments you make
Delete@Count, stop sending in Your Turns! :-P
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Cosmo Kramer: I'm out.
ReplyDeleteAwesome episode!
DeleteI never have, and never will.
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Delete@Count, is this yours?!
ReplyDeleteWow, guys are uptight about this? LOLOL
Hahaha that was a great one Guido. Master of my Domain..
ReplyDelete@ Queen & Bacon - you win for best comments of the day!!
ReplyDeleteI consider masturbation a part of my mental wellness program...very necessary! And, yes, I've been caught, twice. :)
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
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DeleteCaught or let someone watch? Either way, a lot.
ReplyDeleteMy daughter told me her friends make fun of her because she told them she doesn't. Times have changed since I was a teenager.
ReplyDeleteOh dear jesus take the wheel.
ReplyDeleteI had a orgasm while eating waffles once. Does that count?
ReplyDeleteI think that's called multi tasking.
DeleteDragon, cld we get that waffle recipe? Imagine serving that to sll your friends a family, and everyone blasting off, lol
DeleteSomething extra in the batter??
DeleteI hope it wasn't blue waffles.....
DeletePersonally I'm excited for the battle royale that's gonna go down when Enty finally gives us our turn at the Great Toilet Paper Debate!
ReplyDeleteOver.
DeleteOver duh!!
DeleteOver. Always, always over!
DeleteMasturbating daily since puberty kicked in and no, never been cought even though it wouldn't matter to me.
ReplyDeleteIn the conservatory, Colonel Mustard, with a candlestick.... Crap, wrong thread!
ReplyDeleteLol @writergirl
DeleteHahahaaaaa good one.
DeleteAww Rhysie, I hope the person(s) who caught you didn't accuse you of treating your body like an amusement park. (Sorry, still thinking about Seinfeld) <3
ReplyDeleteAll Lace :)
Stop fapping and gimme my 10:10 blind Enty.
ReplyDeleteI masturbate every day and part if my process IS getting caught because I only do it in extremely appropriate public places, like church, public libraries and your local orthodontist's office!
I came back here after checking out the Jared Leto grabbing his hunk pic and this is the topic?
ReplyDeleteBTW It's definitely worth checking out.
DeleteThat's some ride he's got there, but out of my league that's for sure.
I saw that yesterday and I still haven't recovered.
DeleteNone of your business
ReplyDeleteDaily since I found the JLaw pics...
ReplyDeleteSomebody get E a Sega before he goes blind!
ReplyDeleteHow did you know what my 1:00 ritual was? I only get caught when I do it at Wal-mart.
ReplyDeleteIn my dreams I always get caught. I'll keep locking the door and someone comes in another way. I really need to see what that means.
ReplyDeleteAnd there are two kinds of people in the world..Those that do it and those that admit to it.
SYF..Did I make you run off to see Jared?
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Delete@Sherry. Yes. And I meant / want to THANK YOU.
Good call. And OMG!
NASA is salivating.
For real? I mean I think we are close, but not that damn close.
ReplyDeleteI'll let you know after I go buzz one out.
ReplyDeleteI cnt typ nswr rght nwo
ReplyDeleteFunny comments on this one. As usual, the comments make this site.
ReplyDeleteWhat was the question again?
@califblondy: the question was why does Enty hate living in his parent's basement? The answer seems to be because they interrupt his meat beating sessions
DeleteWell, I do wear glasses.....
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteI want some of those waffles too
"I'll have what she's having"
I don't masturbate, I fap.
ReplyDelete1.5 times a day.
ReplyDeleteNever been caught. Did have a stash of porno mags thrown away when I was in high school.
I was most disappointed with how few of us answered Count's 'Your Turn' questions. What's the point of commenting anonymously if we can't be honest/shocking?
ReplyDeleteWhen I'm single (which is almost always) it averages 4-6 times per week. Tom, Dick and Harry are three men who've never let me down.
Never caught, just overheard. By my mother. Tiled bathrooms have excellent acoustics.
ReplyDeleteI'm concerned about that .5 part. That would seem frustrating Count.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of getting caught, my friend fell asleep and her mom came into the room to see the cord of her Hitachi magic wand hanging out from the covers. Ooopsy!
1-2 times a day. Was "caught" by a roommate once. I thought I locked the door, but she waltzed right in my room and asked me a question, I answered and she waltzed right back out. that was that. Dick was in hand the whole time. Maybe even in motion, I cant remember.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of prudes. Must be American!
ReplyDeleteI probably do it a couple of times a week, and no, I've never been caught. A roommate did find me in a rather compromising position while I was waiting for my sweetie one night, though...
@Yoj- No Great American Challenge?
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYAazs9vSHk
Close to every day, never been caught to my knowledge. I have a buddy that said his wife caught him once while he was on his back in the master bathroom full on rubbing one out. He said she just shook her head and walked out- very embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteTexas, no shame here if the man wants to pleasure himself. Sometimes a girl just can't participate cuz we's tarred. If it brings him joy I have zero issues. I just pretend I'm asleep or help him feel comfortable. It's a natural thang.
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That's not a dildo, it's a birthing simulator.
Actually, I know a mare who might appreciate that as a Christmas gift.
Got caught once. Wasn't arsed. Never asked her to sit next to me on the bus anyway.
ReplyDelete@Sherry: That is the average. Usually once one day, 2x the next. Sometimes 2x/day a couple days in a row, then not the next.
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