Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Your Turn

How often do you masturbate? Ever been caught?

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:00 AM

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63 comments:

  1. Bacon Ranch10:00 AM

    Only when you looked out the window

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  2. sandybrook10:01 AM

    I dont think this is an acceptable topic.

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    1. Dantheman12:46 PM

      Quite surprised you've said that with some of the comments you make

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  3. LottaColada10:02 AM

    @Count, stop sending in Your Turns! :-P

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  4. Trombones and Daffodils10:02 AM

    In the words of Cosmo Kramer: I'm out.

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  5. FearN10:03 AM

    I never have, and never will.

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  6. MeanieRhysie10:03 AM

    @Count, is this yours?!

    Wow, guys are uptight about this? LOLOL

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  7. Bacon Ranch10:04 AM

    Hahaha that was a great one Guido. Master of my Domain..

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  8. All Lace no Leather10:05 AM

    @ Queen & Bacon - you win for best comments of the day!!

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  9. MeanieRhysie10:06 AM

    I consider masturbation a part of my mental wellness program...very necessary! And, yes, I've been caught, twice. :)

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  10. Its just U10:06 AM

    Caught or let someone watch? Either way, a lot.

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  11. All Lace no Leather10:07 AM

    My daughter told me her friends make fun of her because she told them she doesn't. Times have changed since I was a teenager.

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  12. Rosie riveter10:07 AM

    Oh dear jesus take the wheel.

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  13. The Real Dragon10:09 AM

    I had a orgasm while eating waffles once. Does that count?

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    1. Sincerely,Your Friend10:13 AM

      I think that's called multi tasking.

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    2. auntliddy11:39 AM

      Dragon, cld we get that waffle recipe? Imagine serving that to sll your friends a family, and everyone blasting off, lol

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    3. SugarTitz11:35 PM

      Something extra in the batter??

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    4. TheTruthIsOutThere6:40 PM

      I hope it wasn't blue waffles.....

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  14. Rivenisahasbeen10:10 AM

    Personally I'm excited for the battle royale that's gonna go down when Enty finally gives us our turn at the Great Toilet Paper Debate!

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  15. Rolf10:12 AM

    Masturbating daily since puberty kicked in and no, never been cought even though it wouldn't matter to me.

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  16. WritergirlinLa10:12 AM

    In the conservatory, Colonel Mustard, with a candlestick.... Crap, wrong thread!

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  17. Bacon Ranch10:13 AM

    Aww Rhysie, I hope the person(s) who caught you didn't accuse you of treating your body like an amusement park. (Sorry, still thinking about Seinfeld) <3

    All Lace :)

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  18. Lady Heisenberg10:13 AM

    Stop fapping and gimme my 10:10 blind Enty.

    I masturbate every day and part if my process IS getting caught because I only do it in extremely appropriate public places, like church, public libraries and your local orthodontist's office!

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  19. Sincerely,Your Friend10:15 AM

    I came back here after checking out the Jared Leto grabbing his hunk pic and this is the topic?

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    1. Sincerely,Your Friend10:21 AM

      BTW It's definitely worth checking out.
      That's some ride he's got there, but out of my league that's for sure.

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    2. demandah11:54 AM

      I saw that yesterday and I still haven't recovered.

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  20. MISCH10:16 AM

    None of your business

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  21. Brian10:21 AM

    Daily since I found the JLaw pics...

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  22. Seven of Eleven10:25 AM

    Somebody get E a Sega before he goes blind!

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  23. ethorne10:34 AM

    How did you know what my 1:00 ritual was? I only get caught when I do it at Wal-mart.

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  24. Sherry10:36 AM

    In my dreams I always get caught. I'll keep locking the door and someone comes in another way. I really need to see what that means.

    And there are two kinds of people in the world..Those that do it and those that admit to it.

    SYF..Did I make you run off to see Jared?

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    1. Sincerely,Your Friend11:04 AM

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    2. Sincerely,Your Friend11:07 AM


      @Sherry. Yes. And I meant / want to THANK YOU.
      Good call. And OMG!
      NASA is salivating.

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  25. Jessi10:40 AM

    For real? I mean I think we are close, but not that damn close.

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  26. Dena10:56 AM

    I'll let you know after I go buzz one out.

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  27. Jonathan Andrew Sheen10:58 AM

    I cnt typ nswr rght nwo

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  28. califblondy11:32 AM

    Funny comments on this one. As usual, the comments make this site.

    What was the question again?

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    1. Lady Heisenberg11:36 AM

      @califblondy: the question was why does Enty hate living in his parent's basement? The answer seems to be because they interrupt his meat beating sessions

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  29. auntliddy11:38 AM

    Well, I do wear glasses.....

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  30. Unknown11:47 AM

    HAHAHAHA

    I want some of those waffles too

    "I'll have what she's having"

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  31. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob12:13 PM

    I don't masturbate, I fap.

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  32. Count Jerkula2:34 PM

    1.5 times a day.

    Never been caught. Did have a stash of porno mags thrown away when I was in high school.

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  33. Yoj2:47 PM

    I was most disappointed with how few of us answered Count's 'Your Turn' questions. What's the point of commenting anonymously if we can't be honest/shocking?
    When I'm single (which is almost always) it averages 4-6 times per week. Tom, Dick and Harry are three men who've never let me down.

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  34. Yoj2:50 PM

    Never caught, just overheard. By my mother. Tiled bathrooms have excellent acoustics.

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  35. Sherry3:48 PM

    I'm concerned about that .5 part. That would seem frustrating Count.

    Speaking of getting caught, my friend fell asleep and her mom came into the room to see the cord of her Hitachi magic wand hanging out from the covers. Ooopsy!

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  36. Bokonon4:15 PM

    1-2 times a day. Was "caught" by a roommate once. I thought I locked the door, but she waltzed right in my room and asked me a question, I answered and she waltzed right back out. that was that. Dick was in hand the whole time. Maybe even in motion, I cant remember.

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  37. OKay4:32 PM

    What a bunch of prudes. Must be American!

    I probably do it a couple of times a week, and no, I've never been caught. A roommate did find me in a rather compromising position while I was waiting for my sweetie one night, though...

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  38. LogDog5:04 PM

    @Yoj- No Great American Challenge?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYAazs9vSHk

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  39. Unknown5:46 PM

    Close to every day, never been caught to my knowledge. I have a buddy that said his wife caught him once while he was on his back in the master bathroom full on rubbing one out. He said she just shook her head and walked out- very embarrassing.

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    1. Sherry11:32 PM

      Texas, no shame here if the man wants to pleasure himself. Sometimes a girl just can't participate cuz we's tarred. If it brings him joy I have zero issues. I just pretend I'm asleep or help him feel comfortable. It's a natural thang.

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  40. Yoj5:51 PM

    @LogDog
    LOL
    That's not a dildo, it's a birthing simulator.
    Actually, I know a mare who might appreciate that as a Christmas gift.

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  41. SingBlue9:23 PM

    Got caught once. Wasn't arsed. Never asked her to sit next to me on the bus anyway.

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  42. Count Jerkula12:10 AM

    @Sherry: That is the average. Usually once one day, 2x the next. Sometimes 2x/day a couple days in a row, then not the next.

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  43. dixieladychef6:53 PM

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