#1 - This C list celebrity offspring of a former A+ list singer/movie actress is using again. She is trying to stay out of rehab so probably won't be confessing this time.
#2- This mild mannered television host of a network reality show complained for 20 minutes because one of the two guys sent to fetch his drink put sugar inside instead of Splenda.
#3 - This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show based on books would be horrified to know that Justin Bieber has watched the sex tape she made with her then boyfriend who shows it to everyone.
#2- This mild mannered television host of a network reality show complained for 20 minutes because one of the two guys sent to fetch his drink put sugar inside instead of Splenda.
#3 - This B list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show based on books would be horrified to know that Justin Bieber has watched the sex tape she made with her then boyfriend who shows it to everyone.
1) Chloe Latanzi
ReplyDeleteChloe L just had some show open s few days ago and in the DM today.
DeleteI once watched her on this terrible MTV show Rock the Cradle
I liked Lucy Walsh the best...
Wow, that nearly ruined my breakfast. Terrible!'
Delete2) Seacrest
ReplyDelete3) Ashley Benson
3) Benson
ReplyDelete1. Bobbi Christina
ReplyDelete2. Ryan Seacrest
3. Anna Sophia Robb
And it's a wrap!
ReplyDelete#3 is ashley benson. She dated Bieber's swag coach
ReplyDeletenevermind Benson is better
ReplyDeleteHannah would have something brilliantly stupid to say to this, but I've got too much of a headache to attempt humor :(
Delete2)probst/survivor
ReplyDelete1)chastity bono(it's HE enty)
3)Ashley Benson
Chaz Bono**
Delete2 howie mandel
ReplyDelete2 Bergeron? Nah, I see Ryan for this one.
ReplyDelete2. Chris Harrison
ReplyDeleteWhy would #2 spend 20 minutes complaining if he's so mild-mannered? And how did he know it was sugar and not Splenda? (I don't use either, so I don't know the difference in taste drink-wise.)
ReplyDelete1 Bobbi Kristina, though I doubt she ever stopped using.
ReplyDelete2 I was thinking Probst from Survivor too, but Seachrest is a better guess
3 Emilia Clarke from Game of Thrones.
@Lady, that was my first guess too but isn't her problem anorexia, not drugs?
ReplyDeleteI think I'll have to go with Bobbi K.
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ReplyDeleteChloe Lattanzi for #1
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ReplyDeleteI don't blame #2 - real sugar is a capital offense in Hollywood where everyone is watching their waistline and has mental food issues.
ReplyDeleteIf #2 IS Seacrest then even more so because one would think the gofer would know better and would bring the item properly/as requested
Unless they are on location w/ foreign gofers in which case it is what it is.
#2: Is there a host with blood sugar/diabetes issues? To a diabetic, the difference between Splenda and sugar matters. It would explain why someone usually mild-mannered would get so aggravated.
ReplyDelete@Trilby - good pt.
DeleteAfter what I did in the series finale, #2's gopher was correct to fear the Splenda!!! (BrBa spoiler)
ReplyDeleteGood lookin out!
#2 Is TOTALLY Nick Cannon from AGT. MILD MANNERED is the clue there. Probst and Seacrest don't come across as particularly easy to get along with to me.
ReplyDelete@tessa...like your screen name
ReplyDeleteOlivia Newton John an A+ singer actress? Maybe Streisand
ReplyDelete2. Andy Cohen
ReplyDeleteMadchen Amick, whom I totes adore.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought Andy Cohen for #2
ReplyDeleteChloe has anorexia issues and not drug issues I thought. Doubt Bobbi Christina EVER cleaned up.
Diabetic here...yeah, don't put sugar in my coffee. It can be a big deal. I always get eye rolls when I politely let a server know they gave me regular coke instead of diet coke. No, I'm not trying to maintain my figure, I just don't want to end up in the hospital, thanks.
ReplyDeleteAnyways, how about Carson Daly for #2?
Well, Ryan, maybe you shouldn't send rentboys to fetch your iced tea, you dizzy queen!
ReplyDeleteCarrie Fisher
ReplyDeleteJason Kennedy
Swiftly
+ on chloe lattanzi. And 3 i dont know but tells a whole more about the watcher than the watched. And not in a good way. Assholes.
ReplyDelete@Tricia I have no idea how to remove the aka Velvet Voice thing. LOL That's an online handle from waaaay back in the day. Man I'm old.
ReplyDeleteEw, did Emilia Clarke make a sex tape with Seth MacFarland?
ReplyDelete2) and they have just been eliminated from the Amazing Race
ReplyDelete#1, Bobbi K, but how is she as high as "C"? Is there an arithmetic of Celeb Offspring, eg, COff= A+ mama +/- a B- List dad (-1 grade, +1 for successful attention-Ho'ing &/or public drugginess)? For under-40s, at least (so old-school COffs like Tandy Cronyn--who never left regional theater--don't confuse the matter ;).
ReplyDeleteHey, us "mild-mannered" types can get super passive-aggressive if someone commits the unspeakably silly act of giving us our fave beverage w/sugar instead of fake sweet yumminess. IT JUST DOESN'T TASTE OR MIX RIGHT; & EVERY TIME YOU REACH FOR THAT REFRESHING ICED/TEA/COFFEE/WHATEV, YOU'RE FORCIBLY REMINDED OF THE WRONGNESS! Who uses sugar now? Or, at least--since that period of about 5 mins in the '90s--when Equal & Sweet'n'Low were being pilloried by lab-rat next-of-kin, & Splenda had not yet hit the market. Even 80-year-olds sweeten w/stevia; geez.
That said... I think #2 is Chris Harrison, cause a) He's got to be unspeakably mellow to deal with those "Bachelor in Paradise" types & b) everyone else could dress for the heat there--except Harrison--who had to wear a suit. OK? & c) that's the only reality show I've streamed for 2 full episodes since RuPaul--& RuPaul wouldn't be in that sitch. But did Chris lambaste the idiot in a personal way, or just wince every x he had to sip a drink w/an undissolved pile of sugar settling to the bottom?
#3--sounds like all of 'em, but Amber Benson, based on above commenters. Dunno. I read this stuff because it's cheaper & less annoying than getting cable, etc. That's normal, right? Right?
nick cannon has lupes. sugar is an inflammatory thing. could be that..
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