The Ryan Phillippe Candle Curse
It was not that long ago that Ryan Phillippe had a little one night stand with Ashley Greene. Sure, he has a girlfriend, but no one would know and they were going to her place and no paps had seen them so it was all good. Then Ashley lit a candle and her rented condo got torched and some neighboring condos damaged. It was reported that Ryan was there.
Earlier this week and entire building was set ablaze after Alexis Knapp lit a candle in her condo. The fire damage was so extensive that the entire building is considered uninhabitable. Alexis Knapp is the mother of Ryan Phillippe's baby. You remember the story. They dated for one second. She got pregnant and they broke up but he did show up for the birth. The question is, did he give her candles as a gift or is it justhis presence around candles that causes the curse.
He obviously has a thing for Pyromaniacs
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This morning is off to a very slow start.
ReplyDeleteI feel soooo alone.
What is up SYF!!!!
DeleteI got ure back:)
You are not alone, I'm am here with you (lights candle and holds it up)
DeleteLOl
Deleteand yay uuuuu
Thx @TriciaS @KMS
I don't get it?
ReplyDeleteThis does not a curse make
ReplyDeleteHe needs some of those flameless candles Joel McHale is always making fun of on The Soup!
ReplyDeleteDon't laugh Derek. My roomie put those in the bathroom and around the house and they're on a timer. They look pretty real.
DeleteThose are awesome! I still love the real deal. Make sure to extinguish them if you get carried away in the boudoir and you own cats who knock them over and burn a big patch of carpet.
DeleteCarpet in the floor. Not genital adornment.
I see Alexis using this to get money out of her "friend" Seth Macfarlane.
ReplyDeleteThe sex must have been good.
ReplyDeletehere's an idea, don't have sex with Ryan Phillippe.
ReplyDeleteSlow gossip day, I know, let's make up some story about Ryan Phillippe! And be sure to collect the check we get from this bs we create.
ReplyDelete((crickets))
ReplyDeleteI don't get flameless candles. Isn't it the purpose of a candle to be all scenty?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who Alexis Knappe is, but she is the mother of her baby. Ryan may be the papa, but his paternity doesn't negate her maternity.
I've almost lit my house on fire leaving a candle unattended
ReplyDeleteI'm terrified to light candles now
Thanks @ KMS (swaying)
I certainly hope everyone is safe albeit extremely inconvenienced now. Once you've been in a house fire you constantly freak for a while hoping it doesn't happen again. It's happened to me and took me years to get over it. Talk about PTSD! (Is that the right term?)
ReplyDeleteI love flame less candles. They look very real and don't put off any scent. If you suffer from migraines, you know how awful scented candles can be.
ReplyDelete1/ryan philippe as not there when ashley greene's condo has burnt.She slept with her brother( i guess they live together)
ReplyDelete2/ all person who uses or used candle yet had a problem.You forgot,the wind,the candle falls....
Last winter in France,4 kids are died in a home fire because of a forgotten candle
alexis knapp is dating alexander skarsgards baby bro bill.. quite the hottie!! maybe they were distracted!!
ReplyDeleteTwo incidences does not make a curse. Sloooooowwwwww gossip day.
ReplyDeleteWas that the fire on Horn? Maybe Ryan is being paid to destroy WEHO buildings to avoid conservationists and clear the way for developers.
ReplyDeleteWhy do these people use candles? They don't have electricity in their homes or something?
ReplyDeleteIs it the candle or holding a torch off Ryan? Sorry, I couldn't resist.
ReplyDeleteHe's a reverse black widow, willing his sex partners to die a terrible death - or if they don't die to lose millions in ruined property so the other owners may kill them. Pretty clever when you think about it. His hands are clean but death, right around the corner for the unlucky women who opened wide...
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