It's not a real party until Diddy brings out the pineapple drinks.
Speaking of drinking. Rihanna takes drinking and
driving to a whole new level.
Rita Ora arriving in London after spending 11 hours locked in the same airplane cabin with Kim Kardashian.
Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell prove they might make bad television, but do make cute kids.
The Ashlee Simpson wedding had some rain.
OK, a lot of rain, but Bronx should be in a soda commercial with his aunt.
This is what Evan Ross wore while
his groomsmen Donald Faison and Eric Johnson helped themselves to the free pot.
Free pot with that lineup of food!! Yeah.
ReplyDeleteEva was pretty in velvet.
Who gets on a ride with riri driving while drinking? ?
Rihanna had to have been drinking to don that first outfit. ATV weekend, did she tweet Biebs?
ReplyDeleteAshlee looks like something from Renn Faire.
Rota Whora and KTrash on a plane together for 11 hours. The smell must have been awful.
ReplyDeleteRebecca made the cute kids not Jerry nothing cute about him.
Riri <3
ReplyDeleteIsn't Eric Johnson an NFL player? Hope his bosses don't see that pic! (Or is he retired?)
ReplyDeleteRetired
DeleteJ Simp in that shot kind of looks preggo
ReplyDeleteDefinitely -.+1000
DeleteThat's what I thought! Or way too tight panelling in the dress?
DeleteRule at one of my weddings: No partying until after the ceremony.
ReplyDeleteRihanna drinks like a Russian Sailor, how does she keep that hot body? Isn't rain on your wedding day a bad omen or am I thinking of the Alannis Morriset song?
ReplyDeleteShag: meh. Donald Faison.
ReplyDeleteMarry: Rihanna. I'd probably be dead within a month, but I suspect it'd be worth it.
Kill: Diddy, using that tacky gold chain as a flail.
It seems RiRi finally may have gotten a weave instead of tbe awfull wigs. I suppose it's an improvement. Still not into hair u take off or out.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for men dressing with some personality, hats included. But this Mr. Ross.....looks a bit odd.
^5 Sandy!
ReplyDeleteToo bad Solange wasn't there. I'd provide Solange with ample adult bevs and then let her kick some hookerclass ass.
congrats to ashlee and evan. im over the moon about more pics of miss ross all over the place now because of this union. ((rubs hands together))
ReplyDeleteOra and rihanna, I'm still waiting for your (hopefully disgusting, if your public persona is the same than the private one) pics in the fappening.
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ReplyDeleteBronx looks like his dad in that pic
ReplyDeleteP: RiRi
ReplyDeleteM: Asslee
B: Simpleton
I love the skirt of Ashlee's dress. Evan was as flamboyant as I hoped.
ReplyDeleteYup @Jessie - flamboyant is the perfect word for that outfit
ReplyDeleteWhy would Ashlee put Jess in white? I thought only the bride should wear white?
ReplyDeletePoor Miss Ross! To think that, in her declining years, she has to have Ashlee Simpson as a daughter-in-law!!
ReplyDelete@reno.. ever since the royal wedding and pippa's white dress kimmykakes and all the ilk celebs have had their bridesmaids in white to copy kate and be all royal..smh..
ReplyDeleteGah, I have to get all dressed up for my transatlantic flight tomorrow to try to score an upgrade, but the ones who pay for those tickets get to dress like they just rolled out of bed. Wish I had enough cash that I didn't have to even think about it.
ReplyDeleteRain on your wedding day is supposed to be good luck, Michael. Where did they marry? I thought it was CA and we NEVER get rain. Must have been a sprinkler with them hoping for good luck. Seriously in that outfit it doesn't look like Evan was taking it seriously.
ReplyDeleteLOL Sandyboo..Yeah they both stuck up the joint with their stank cooch. Can't believe I said that.
Jerry and Rebecca have lovely kids.
@sherry--- they got married at Diana Ross's estate in Greenwich, CT
ReplyDeleteRain at a wedding symbolizes the tears the bride will shed. Seeing that outfit Evan wore the tears will be plentiful.
ReplyDeletePhotographic proof that Johnson IS a burnout! Love it :D
ReplyDeleteEvan and AshLee look great but as an aside, am I the only one who is COMPLETELY over this recent trend of bridesmaids wearing gowns that make it next to impossible to distinguish exactly who the bride is?!
It started off with Pippa Middleton sporting a simple white gown at the royal wedding which was fine, but it quickly evolved into something far more ridiculous and extreme here in the States. (Jessica is wearing an actual WEDDING GOWN here for f*ck's sake!) Ugh.
Depending on the culture, rain on a wedding day can be good or bad. In the Latin culture, rain on your wedding day is a bad omen and that your marriage will have many struggles.
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