If you hate yourself, you will buy a copy of Nicky and Paris Hilton's new book and put it next to Kylie and Kendall Jenner's book.
Camille Grammer
Cynthia Bailey
Christina Milian
Miley Cyrus
Rachel Zoe
Lizzy Caplan
Heidi Klum
Olivia Munn
Choo choo Miley is a Trainreck.
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Choo choo Miley is a Trainreck.
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Nicky Hilton looks great. Paris needs to get rid of that stupid Barbie hair, and go back to her chin length bob. She looks great that way.
ReplyDeleteWho would pay those airheads to write a book?
ReplyDeletemost of these are fashion FAILS! Grammer, Miley and Bailey especially.
Lizzy looks good so does Rachel Zoe.
Cynthia's dress makes me miss my mamaw's aluminum christmas tree.
ReplyDelete@discoflux LOL! That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that dress.
DeleteI wonder if one of their 365 days includes "carry a purse big enough so that your Valtrax prescription doesn't fall out of it".
ReplyDeleteUm, Camille looks like my sister's Barbie doll after she got into mom's makeup bag.
I don't know what a Cynthia Bailey is - an advertisement for Reynold's Wrap?
Miley's outfit looks like it's made out of dollar store wrapping paper.
<3 Lizzy Caplan
Nicky's gladiator shoes make her feet look like hooves. I like the Gladiator concept but they can easily go wrong.
ReplyDeleteCamille Grammer looks like someone that has to tuck it under. But this look or the one underneath this get up, either way she looks like a clown.
Zoe looks like her usual happy self. But her hair looks pretty.
Oh and Miley. WTF?
DeleteShe needs to step away from that crazy circus bar that she frequents. She seems to think that theme is your every day normal.
I was thinking that Camille looked like she was auditioning to take Neil Patrick Harris's place when he leaves Hedwig and the Angry Inch
DeleteEnty should have added that Camille and Cynthia fashioned for Betsey Johnson if that helps explain the looks. She also used some transgender folks in her show. Her DWTS partner Tony was there too, minus the makeup.
ReplyDeleteCamille looks like Betty the hooker-cum-accountant on Masters of Sex.
ReplyDeleteRachel needs to hop back into a one of her Mrs. Roper caftans so I don't need to see her bony chicken wings.
I like Miley's outfit - it's kitschy.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't have known it was Camille with that crazy makeup.
Oh Betsey...you are my favorite but what the fuck did Camille ever do to deserve that outfit?!? She looks like a pizzo crossed with a FemBot!
ReplyDeleteAnd where is my BJ Cartwheel Partner 4Life, @Sprink? BJ is our fashion spirit animal!
Wheeeeeeeee!
DeleteI could watch that forever, @Lady H.
Miley looks like a little clown that pops out of the music box!
ReplyDeleteChristina Milian looks cute! Love the dress, I had one similar in my youth.
ReplyDeleteMiley here gives me flashbacks of a bad mushroom trip in high school. Seriously
ReplyDeleteMiley is campy and adorable. Seriously- no one else could wear that mess and pull it off.
ReplyDeleteCamille- possessed Barbie doll!
What exactly does Christina Milan do again, exactly?
PS nice air freshener tree necklace Miley!
ReplyDeleteMiley, please just go away.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh, yeah the Hilton sisters really "wrote" a book. I question how many of these privileged offspring can actually read & write.
ReplyDeleteMiley is just on par with other kids her age that were born in the 90s that are now making hideous 90s fashion a "thing" (I noticed so much high waisted shorts and sheer floral blouses on teenagers this summer).
A super fun game is to scroll through and rate each of these "ladies" by their level of desperation.
ReplyDeleteOops except Lizzy
ReplyDeleteMunn is such a snoozefest.
ReplyDeleteThere are more than a few scary looking outfits here. Is Camille doing a Halloween fashion show? I don't even know where to begin.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Miley got into Katie Perry's costume trunk.
Miley's face looks different.
ReplyDelete@Jessie: Yeah. Olivia is a bore but her Munn Flaps seem to have a good time!!! (NSFW)
ReplyDeleteI MISS JOEL KINNAMAN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteShag: Olivia Munn. Would it be bad form for me to ask her for Joel Kinnaman's number afterwards?
ReplyDeleteMarry: Lizzy Caplan.
Kill: The Hiltons. I'll have to plot something suitably horrific involving pleather, bleach and tiny dogs.
Olivia Munn looks like Vegas wallpaper from the 60s. Nice mud flaps lady h. I miss Joel too just not with Olivia
ReplyDeleteI like Rachel Zoe jumpsuit
Lizzy chaplain dress is awful but I love her.
Camille grammar looks like she is a cast off from Austin Powers movie and that is not a good thing.
I've been laughing all day because Camille's necklace says "prenup"!!! I wonder how much she got from Kelsey...
ReplyDeleteMy mum wore a woollen jumper dress similar to Lizzy's in the 80's (I've seen the photos). She also had a bad perm and blue eyeshadow.
ReplyDeleteIs Miley in her Chiquita Banana phase?
ReplyDeleteMiley looks like she has gone something to her face. Too young baby.
ReplyDeleteHedi, I don't wanna see em anymore, put on a whole outfit please.
And Rachael, your face is pretty, now eat a cheddar biscuit baby.