Congratulations to Mel Brooks for the hand and feet in cement honor. Just remember that somehow Melissa McCarthy beat him to this honor.
Beyonce is still on vacation and
is dangerously overloading this boat.
Carrie Underwood shows off horrible fashion and her baby bump.
Dakota Fanning in NYC.
Derek Jeter and his back on again girlfriend went walking yesterday.
George Clooney is counting down the days of bachelorhood.
Nicholas Hoult and Kristen Stewart having fun in Singapore.
Lana Del Rey out for a stroll, but not in the hey do you want a half and half way.
Lena Dunham shows off what could be the worst hair style ever.
Oh, Lena...I love you, but for God's sake...get a stylist!
ReplyDeleteEnty, the Scarf Guy at the Apple Event should be on this list.
ReplyDeleteOn a different note, bald guys are hot. e.g. Jeter
Two weeks George you gonna go through with it?
ReplyDeleteJesus Lena! :(((((
Mel's only about 93 were they hoping he died before he got a fucking star?
Clooney for blind 10 woohoo
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham as Danny Devito as The Penguin
ReplyDeleteI was thinking more like Lena Dunham as Christopher Lloyd as Uncle Fester.
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ReplyDeleteThat's not a star, that's hand foot prints at the Chinese theater.
DeleteBut it's still wrong that it took this long.
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DeleteWTH? Mel Brooks gets his hand and footprints NOW? (Apologies for my mistake).
DeletePetty. But someone else made the same "mistake" before me, and was left uncorrected. I hope you feel better for making a difference! Xx
DeleteAfter defending Lena's look a few days back, this is just disappointing and cringe worthy
ReplyDeleteBey looks like an alien.
ReplyDeleteCarrie Underwood, dressed by Kanye West.
Lena is punking for sure. No one dresses like that on purpose.
Lena! The gig is up- please get made to measure clothing and a new hairdresser.
ReplyDeleteLena looks like Nick Swarsdon, which isn't a compliment.
ReplyDeleteI lovveeeee Mel Brooks! High Anxiety is one of my favorite movies ever!!!
ReplyDeleteWow Bey put on a few pounds..
ReplyDeleteMy friend in college had Lena's haircut and that was 1976.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I saw that overloaded boat the Theme To Gilligan's Island popped into my head.
ReplyDeleteSaw Mel Brooks on Conan last night. Please note the 6th finger he added to his left hand! He wanted people to talk about it.. He was hysterically funny last night.
ReplyDeleteMel Brooks added a Prosthetic Finger for his Handprint @Chinese Theatre -he's got 11 fingers...hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteAre you insinuating that Lana Del Rey was once resident at the Hotel Del Ray in Costa Rica?
ReplyDelete@SusanB- I didn't see you'd just mentioned the extra finger too.lol
ReplyDelete@rolotomassi. jinx!
ReplyDeleteSusanB & rolotomassi: hilarious! I wouldn't expect anything less from Mr Brooks. I truly love him.
ReplyDeleteWhat is a "hey do you want a half and half" stroll?
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham = HubbaHuba---what a babe! ; )
ReplyDeleteSo Carrie Underwood, Kristin Bell & Elizabeth Banks all shop at the same Fashion Barn Outlet I see.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh Lena. Where's Tweedle Dee?
George's new wife to be needs to take a good look at how that arrangement is working out for Bey & Jay-Z
The guys behind Lena are totally checking her out thinking "wow now THATS a woman I have been waiting for my whole life"!
ReplyDeleteThat boat does not look over loaded. They all have a seat.
ReplyDeleteDid not know Carrie was pregnant.
I swear any time I see Lena Dunham I audibly gasp. She just looks like shit and there''s no other word for it.
ReplyDeleteCarrie, honey, take it from someone who's been down the road - those floral jumpsuits weren't good the first time around. Step away from the 80's retro fashion!
ReplyDeleteRe: LDunham its like she is TRYING to be made fun of
ReplyDeleteBey has her beach wig on, I see
the only reason Melissa beat mel in the whole cementing of hands is because mel wasn't overly concerned about it. pomp n circumstance aside, his creative body of work speaks for itself
That extra finger is just so perfect
ReplyDeleteLena doesn't care what we think. She does what she wants.
ReplyDeleteWTH? THAT'S a baby bump? Fuck you, Carrie Underwood!
That will change in a few years when she doesn't have 'hit' show. Then she'll be desperate to be relevant in anyway. Happens to all of them eventually.
DeleteShe cares. That's why she tries so hard to look bad. Her looks are horrible, but not effortless.
DeleteLOL @Derek!! Perfect!! The guy in purple is feeling it for sure
ReplyDeleteI go back and forth with what I think Lena is trying to do in situations like this
Part of me thinks its great that she gives zero fucks but the other part thinks I'd like to see her looking cute and feeling confident
Shag: I suspect neither Jeter nor Clooney are any great shakes in the bed department, but at least with Clooney I'll get a good meal and nice wine first.
ReplyDeleteMarry: Mel Brooks. I'll woo him with my Madeline Kahn impressions (I'm Tired is the grand finale, naturally).
Kill: Lena Dunham's hair stylist.
You win a gold star..I'm tired, so terribly tired.....classic.
DeleteLena looks like Jeff Daniels' character in Dumb & Dumber.
ReplyDeleteDunham looks like a drag-queen Oompa-Loompa.
ReplyDeleteThere's plenty of freeboard showing on that RIB, faux-Enty. Oh what am I saying, the ghosties don't know what freeboard is.
@ Bee Haven-I totally agree.Mel Brooks is a national treasure.I try to watch him whenever he's interviewed-soo many nuggets of hilarity & wisdom.He skewers all these celebs @their pretentions(bodyguards,etc)@what idiots they are & they think he's complimenting them--- Big hugs for Martin Short too!!
ReplyDeleteLena is trolling us at this point because she knows the only way we will talk about her is if she dresses like someone with downs syndrome. . No offense to people with downs syndrome. .
ReplyDeleteYoj.. Back off the Jeter he's well documented to have herpes.. lifetime gift basket not worth it gurl..
George just close your eyes and get it over with.
@sugarbread maker
ReplyDeletePhew, what would I do without you? Apart from a course of acyclovir, that is.
yoj.. help me help you.. stay off valtrex
ReplyDeleteI love Lena, but she looks like Uncle Fester with that haircut
ReplyDeleteLena tries so hard to shock and all she ends up doing is looking unattractive and desperate. That pasty flab in a green bikini still gives me night tremors.
ReplyDeleteClooney has lost his mind. First the wacko leftist politics and now he lets Keibler, Canalis, Preston and other hotter women get away and is going to marry a woman for her mind.
ReplyDeleteAbout the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame... First, somebody has to nominate the star. Then the star has to agree to have a star, and to show up for the ceremony. Then somebody has to cough up about $30K. And they only give out a few a year.
ReplyDeleteIf any of those steps is not taken, no star. It could be that Mel Brooks kept declining the honor year after year. Who knows?
More than you wanted to know about the nomination process of the Hollywood Walk of Stars
Ehramagawd fucking dammit SOA
ReplyDeleteWe got shit to discuss toooomorrrrooooow y'all
keep mixing up youre sexy Heisenladyberg
Delete@herman
Delete(1) Huh?!?
(2) Thanks dahlin but I started my own Book Gang! Anyone can join and the jump in induction process is relatively mild... No more OT blabber tonight from me now, so sleep tight, my friend!!!!
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Deleteomg. I totally got it now. Thanks.
Lena plays up her fug, understands she's no knockout. Kudos to her, own it girl!
ReplyDeleteMelissa McCarthy beat a legend like Mel Brooks???? How? Hollywood is so political and backwards. It's who you know and who you'd do, not what you know or talent.
ReplyDeleteLena cracks me up. It's like visual comedy!
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula's computer wenton the fritz before he could post, but he was able to get word to me that he needed the following important comment to be posted.
ReplyDelete"The rare Triple Crown goes to Lena Dunham. She takes P,M, & B ratings." - Count Jerkula 9/9/14
Lena, Toni Tennille was KINDA able to pull off that hairstyle -- in 1976 -- but you just can't.
ReplyDeletePrunella, I was just about to ask about the process. I thought it was more complicated than just "he/she deserves it for [whatever reason]" or "he/she deserves it more than [insert person like Melissa McCarthy (whom I don't feel deserves it, either)]" and I thought an actual payment was involved, too. Thanks for the research.
Maybe I'm blind, but what's wrong with Lena besides her lips?
ReplyDeleteBeyoncé has a bigger torso on that picture. Shall the pregnancy rumors star again?
Oops, I mistook all the Lena for Lana.
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham.....that entire ensemble. WTHeck??!??
ReplyDeleteAmal is not really attractive to me. I'm sure she is 'scholarly', but meh. I wouldn't give her a second glance.
ReplyDelete@AKM, I just came here to say that it looks like Lena is into Muskrat Love right now.
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