Five parts today.
Reese Witherspoon out in NYC promoting her new movie. Probably had a glass of wine or two.
Amber Rose went out last night with Nick Simmons. Yeah, the son of Gene Simmons.
Shia LaBeouf continues his latest art exhibition. Watching him run in circles in Amsterdam.
Punky Brewster and her own little Punky's.
From Punky to Snooki who showed off her baby and maternity ward fashion sense. Yeah, it is Zoomba pants with the crotch cut out.
Sadie Robertson and Mark Ballas get some lunch while
Val makes a fan's day.
Tom Cruise on the set of Mission Impossible 5 looking very Jim Carrey-ish.
Timbaland and Usher both throwing up scissors. Does this make them scissor sisters?
Reese Witherspoon out in NYC promoting her new movie. Probably had a glass of wine or two.
OOH! Usher be all fancy with that new way to give the peace sign! I will from now on use only my ring and middle fingers to show peace. Thanks Usher!
ReplyDeleteAlso, leave Reese alone! Girl likes her drink and there is nothing wrong with that!
@sugar, pretty sure Usher is doing the Vanilla Ice sign. I guess he wants to stop, collaborate, and listen.
DeleteHaven't those Jersey fucks had their 15 minutes? Enough already. Old news. No one gives a shit. Moving on.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise? Ewwwww!!
...he was never good looking to begin with...but now...this past year...his photos have been horrible! Dude needs to lay off the botox & plastic surgery. He's going to look like Mickey Rourke soon.
Enty, you're an asshole. The only time I ever hear anything bad about Reece is this site. So what if she likes to drink occasionally? Who the fuck doesn't? Move on.
ReplyDeleteI had rock. Rock break scissors.
ReplyDeleteMs Witherspoon looks unusually cheerful. For her. Maybe there's a body in the SUV.
Tom Cruise can stretch his neck from here to the clouds. He still won't get younger or taller.
ReplyDelete@Kno Won Uno, thanks for the guffaw!!!!
DeleteAnd, bitch tits from Derek. Dying!
Tommy has bitch tits!
ReplyDeleteCongradts Snooki---she seems like a good mom.
ROFL!!!! You rock @Kno Won Uno!!
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious!! :D
Punky Brewster grew up to be GORGE!! whoa she's beautiful
ReplyDelete@Kno Won Uno
ReplyDeleteto clarify...lol at the tom cruise comment. heck. i'm STILL laughing!
Mark Ballas and his red nut-huggers w a huge boner on live tv. Thats what I'd Clicky clicky if i knew how. Hahaha CLASSIC.
ReplyDeleteAwws Punky is all growed up
ReplyDeleteSo is TommyGirl with PED help.
Yay its DWTS parking lot pap day!
Remember the episode of Punky Brewster when her friend Cheri got trapped in a cardboard box for a dishwasher or something and there was a special warning at the end of the episode for kids not to do that
ReplyDeleteOr the episode when Punky went to some strange old mans house and tried to molest her?! I use to love that show...
@derek....lmao! I totally remember that "very special episode" of PB. I think it might have been some sort of fridge or freezer the kid got trapped in. If it wasn't for that show and the lessons I learned from it, to this day my brothers and I would likely still be locking ourselves in dirty, broken household appliances with a limited oxygen supply inside. Punky power!!!
Delete@derek it was an unplugged fridge. There really aren't "very special episodes" any more. I miss them.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather see a pic of Nick Sinmons than AMBER HOSE Monger.
ReplyDeleteIs Cruse on Hgh? Might want to cut back.
ReplyDeleteYesterday was Lenny and Val back to back and smokin. Today Val and the GMD? Killing my lady boner Enty. Not cool.
ReplyDeleteokay they did rock paper scissors on Survivor, who doesn't always lead with rock???
ReplyDeleteVal seems sooo much nicer than his perpetually grumpy-faced brother.
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise is scaring me (more than usual).
Is Shia's number really 1337?? hahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Snapdragon, I saw that, too! And what is wrong with this shot? His head looks huge!
ReplyDeleteE can't stand Laura Jean. Whatever, I just got back from a lovely lunch with a hot guy (client, too!) and I had a glass of wine. It was delicious and I make no apologies for day drinking, especially when I can write it off.
Punky Brewster! <3
Tom Cruise has been sporting bangs ever since his face looked all weird. Remember that? When he looked tight and bloated? I wonder what those bangs are hiding?
ReplyDeleteI think Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt both need to lay off the freaky face fillers and whatever the hell else they've been doing to their faces. Saw a commercial for Brad Pitt's new movie and his head looks so blown up I hardly recognized him. Stahp already guys!!!
ReplyDeleteI say good for Amber Rose... She's not doing anything that scores of other women aren't doing in Hollywood, she's just owning it. Let's not forget, she was Kanye's original Black Barbie (somebody let him get ahold of the scissors again!) and she dropped on us the priceless gem about Kanye making her watch the Kim & Ray J video while they were having sex - priceless. I think she should bag a few from each genre then write a book like Superhead. I'd buy it.
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