Five parts today.
Nick Cannon kind of looks like a cartoon character here.
Nikki Reed and her mom out shopping for lamp shades. Hope Ian likes them.
Pamela Anderson looks like she might have gone back up a breast size.
Portia de Rossi filming Scandal.
Salma Hayek tries to stay hidden while out with her husband in London.
Sharon Osbourne actually has fans who want her autograph.
One of the more disturbing relationships in Hollywood right now. 57 year old Steven Bauer and his 18 year old girlfriend.
The Zooey and
Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader at the premiere of their new movie.
Nick Cannon kind of looks like a cartoon character here.
That's Kristin Wiig's best look for sure. I love her so much. Like her dress too.
ReplyDeletewhy is she always "The" Zooey---she sucks enty and you need to stop---really makes me question your taste and sanity...
ReplyDeleteI hate that it's ok for an older guy to date a younger woman, but if it was the reverse, people would gasp.
ReplyDeleteAlso...I hooked up with a guy 13 years younger than me last night. Just saying.
#getsomeyoungguns
DeleteI gasped at that age difference though. She's only 18! That's a 39 year age difference.
Way to get back on that horse, crila!!!
Delete@crila... I ain't mad, Boo!!!
Delete@ Sugar
DeleteJust as bad an age difference between:
1. Al Pacino and his bimbo
2. Robert Duvall + his 4th wife
In Both almost 40 yrs age difference
The New Trend from HWOOD for all monkeys to follow:
Grandpas effing their granddaughters
Get some Bauer!
ReplyDeleteCannon looks more like a tool.
Get some crila!
ReplyDeleteI am 43, and I would have to think about dating a 57 year old! 18, he could be your grandpa!!!
ReplyDeleteGROSS.
Nick Cannon IS a cartoon character.
Pammy, that hair looks SO fake.
Right? I'm late 30s are barring some magic skills, charisma, looks and.. Yeah probably not happening. I'm well preserved. ;)
DeleteSo I think our smiling swag girl blind is the smiling Ms. wiig:)
ReplyDeleteLuvs her.......
When did Pam put the hair back on? It's so weird,I thought fake hair was supposed to be healthy looking. And where did the tie it? I guess I know nothing of weaves and extensions.
ReplyDeleteBut.... I think she should let her short cut grow into a bob. Oh well, Steven Bauer ( who ever he is) is disgusting.
And I think Mrs Isborne still thinks she's heavy some times.
It's funny that older men think they're so cool when the pull a young chick while most of us think they're just an old fool or dumb tool.
DeleteKristen is getting all skinny & glam, trying to be a leading lady fashionista.
ReplyDeleteAvi, do NOT do this! You will shred your dignity! Your actually the most famous you've ever been!
ReplyDeleteGo Crila!
ReplyDeleteI think the young girl has some daddy issues. I am twice her age and pretty sure I would not date a 57 year old. Wait, unless it was Jeff Goldblum, then maybe I would reconsider oh and throw Bruce Springsteen into the mix. But that's it...
@paris, or even great-grandpa if he started young! Blech.
ReplyDeletePammy tries way too hard.
I kinda like Zooey's dress.
I have no earthly idea why, but I feel the same way about Kristen Wiig as I do about Anna Kendrick. I like their work (usually) but for some reason, they just annoy me. Kendrick looks like a squirrel (but damn, can she sing) and Wiig always looks like she's hiding a smirk (but I liked her in Knocked Up and Whip It).
Pamy got bad extenstions.
ReplyDeleteWigg looks like she weekending in the Hamptons.
I had a thing with someone 29 years older. He bought the beer for my 21st bday party. Good times.
ReplyDeletenick cannon is shitting me right now, right? he cant be serious with that.
ReplyDeleteNick looks fucking ridiculous
ReplyDeleteHey Nikki I love lamp!!
Pammy's titties must be more blown out than Parisite's bunghole after all them surgeries
I love Portia
I wanna slap a pedobear on Bauer
And saving the best for last, fuck yeah Wiig!!
Thank you. He's hot and has an awesome body, and it wasn't just the wine. If I can still get the 20 something year olds, then I'm doing it.
ReplyDeleteStanding ovation @crila
DeleteGo crila! You certainly are doing something right!
DeleteI really don't like Nick Cannon anymore. I never thought I would say this, but TEAM MIMI
ReplyDeletePammy NOOO with the hair. You looked so beautiful with your natural color and short hair. When you first had it done I thought you were really reinventing yourself. But now this ridiculous hair and huge fake boobs. Their comes a time to be age appropriate or you just look desperate. That time is now.
ReplyDeleteBauer's girlfriend looks like a YOUNG 18...she looks 16. So disturbed
ReplyDeleteBauer's gf looks 12. Gross. I'm 35, and wouldn't date an 18 year old.
ReplyDeleteUsually I'm not one to judge about age difference, but EW. He's old enough to be her grandpa. She looks unhealthy as hell too. BOO!
ReplyDeleteHurray for Kristen- she has never looked better.
Portia De Rossi looks like Hilary Clinton.
ReplyDeleteBauer should have been mortified to do that little 18 year old once much less engage into a relationship with her.
ReplyDeleteYes, was going to say that Portia could play Hilary Clinton in a movie.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who loves Zooey? Maybe it's because we have kind of the same style. Yes, I wear flats everywhere and have been known to carry grandma purses.
@Finger, I thought Portia morphed into Ellen..
ReplyDelete@crila16
ReplyDeleteI don't know the appropriate form of address here. "Congratulations" sounds like you won him in a raffle, "Good for you" sounds patronizing, "Yay" is too twee a response to a good shag, um... bravo?
Shag: Steven Bauer. At least, that's what I'd let him think. Then I'd pull a Hard Candy on him.
ReplyDeleteMarry: François-Henri Pinault. As a Black Widow. Giving Saint Laurent to Hedi Slimane and Balenciaga to Alexander Wang were shitty decisions.
Kill: Nick Cannon. I already disliked him, but now I hate him. Such is the power of a terrible outfit.
Hard Candy: LOVE that film.
DeleteSigh* Pammy it's time to let go of the sex kitten tiara. This doesn't mean you can't look sexy but giant fake boobs, two tone brassy hair/extensions and midrift tops make you look old, cheap and sad.
ReplyDeleteSteven Bauer is mega creepy!
Salma, I love you but you look ridiculous in that get up. Seriously!
I hope that 18 year old turns Steven's world upside down. And not in the 69 way!
ReplyDeleteI liked Pam's shorter hair & more natural look. Even her clothes looked more age appropriate. Now she's back to the old...
ReplyDeletePortia seems to look sad.
:-(
The Zooey's dress looks like she Mod-Podge'd together some fabric samples she found in the remnants bin at Jo-Ann's.
ReplyDeleteAnd I think Bauer is yummy as hell! I always hope he has a lot of scenes on Ray Donovan. I thought so since Scarface.
DeleteHURRAY for HWOOD and their new
ReplyDelete"Grandpa effing granddaughters" trend!!
All aboard!!!
Effing deviant pathetic ass-whotes
Kristen Wiig is the shit.
ReplyDeleteSevenofEleven, I can't stand Kristen Wiig, for some reason (although it may have been some of her SNL characters that did it). I felt the same way about Anna Kendrick until we watched Rapture-Palooza, after which I figured she must have a pretty good sense of humor and started to warm on her.
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