Miley Cyrus works on her hair while walking.
Megan Fox in Sydney.
Mary Kate Olsen talks and smokes at the same time while
Ashley Olsen is left behind.
Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross land in Bali. Long sleeve and all black is the rage there. See how long you can go before passing out.
Stacy Keibler would like you to know she had a baby two weeks ago.
Tom Hardy and his dog at the premiere of his new movie which also stars
Noomi Rapace.
A very old looking Tommy Lee and his girlfriend out shopping.
Sweet baby Jesus! Is that really Tommy Lee? Did he forget to put his teeth in?
ReplyDeleteWhats a Noami Rapice and why does she resemble a cheap striper after she completed the ice bucket challenge and stole all the donations and bought and then smoked crack
ReplyDeleteOld tattoos are just sad looking.
ReplyDeleteThey all eventually get old, unless you die young.
DeleteOld tattoos that were done well and taken care of still look sexy to people that are I to tattoos :)
DeleteI've had many a crush on men with old tattoos
*into.
DeleteTommy Lee is 52 in normal people years 80 in drug addicted rock star years.
ReplyDeleteAsslee looks like hell
Keibler looks really good but she had to get back to work Yacht Girling.
Why do we get subjected to the two trolls they dont want publicity?
Noomi Rapace was the original star of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo Derek.
ReplyDeleteNoomi looks better brunette, the blonde eyebrows esp yikes, she dyed it blonde for a role, not sure if that is for a new movie or one she just finished?
ReplyDeleteThat is not Tom Hardy's dog it is one of the puppies from the movie, they used 3, but that may have been the main puppy, character name Rocco. Good to know they had a good working relationship on set ha ha.
Evan Ross's shirt looks like a handkerchief.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Hardy's dog always trying to make out with him?
That's Noomi Rapace?! Holy crap, she looks so different. I've not seen the American version, but Noomi rocked in the Swedish version.
tommy lee has hep c
ReplyDeleteYes, I love the Swedish version. And since the US version is now DOA, the Swedish version is all that matters!
ReplyDeleteNoomi was also in Sherlock 2 with RDJ
The blonde is very creepy Jodi Arias-y
Seven - I'd be trying to make out with him (among other things) if I got to be near Tom Hardy for any given amount of time.
ReplyDeleteThat's just the appeal of Tom Hardy! Everyone, even pups, want to make out with him!!! I'll be first in line thank you!
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ReplyDeleteOooooh Tom Hardy!
ReplyDeleteI really hope that blind wasn't about him back on the crack
Noomi looks like she's doing the Lady Gaga Lifetime Movie of the Week.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Good. God. Tommy Lee did not put his teefs in. Oh No no no, thats just not a good idea
ReplyDeleteDo you insinuate that Ashlee and the guy she beards for are junkies?
ReplyDeleteTommy Lee forgot his teeth...and a good looking woman. Is this what a rock n roll drummer with an enormous hose has to look forward to? That? RUFF RUFF RUFF
50 is not old, by Tommy Lee has always looked rather unhealthy. I don't think he eats.
ReplyDeleteSeems like Keibler had the shortest pregnancy in history. Like she was pregnant for 5 months or something. Therefore it doesn't seem amazing at all that she's back in shape.
ReplyDeleteTom Hardy looks good there with his buddy. I hope that crack blind wasn't him.
Noomie looks like GaGa.
Tommy had a great smile. Could he have lost it, as in misplaced it?
ReplyDeleteNoomi was also in that Aliens prequel movie.
ReplyDeleteYeah right? Didn't Stacy have the shortest pregnancy?
ReplyDelete"a very old looking tommy lee"
ReplyDelete^you cant have a steady diet of booze, drugs, std's n sluts and not accelerate in age.
I thought that shirt pattern that evan ross is wearing was used exclusively for handkerchiefs
didn't know that dressing like a filthy truck stop whore off the florida highways was a look. THANKS MILEY!
Shag: Noomi Rapace.
ReplyDeleteMarry: Tom Hardy.
Kill: Tough choices. We have Megan Fox wearing mukluks, the teeny tiny Olsens travelling in a gas-guzzling tank and the knock-off Stevie Nicks with her knock-off Fresh Prince. I'll just steal Tommy Lee's shopping cart and go on a rampage.
Tom hardy is the crack pipe smoker and Noomi Repace is the hardy sausage smoker. They were both married when they started working together a few years ago and her equally swedish husband got custody of their kids because of her drug use and penchant for abandoning them to do drugs and go off with Tom hardy for long periods of time.
ReplyDeleteSo Miley is the crying former tweener that couldn't get Alexander Wang clothing to wear hence pastygate..
All I can say is this: Some really fucked up shit must have happened to the Olsens when they were kids.
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ReplyDeleteWell, now you're just showing off.
yoj.. go back to my paris thread.. i always show off!!
ReplyDeleteyou know you want it/ love it
ReplyDeleteIt actually looks like Noomie's channeling Lisbeth Salander-if Lisbeth had to disguise herself..
ReplyDelete-Anyone ever see Brian DePalma's movie "PASSION" w/Noomie & Rachel McAdams? Quite opposite from their "Sherlock Holmes Part 2" foray but I saw both movies w/i a day of each other.odd coupling
Someone please get Megan Fox out of Australia. Thanks to our goof off Pres, we are running out of countries that like us.
ReplyDeleteStacey will be back to being a sexual superstar in record time.
@rolotomassi
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen Passion, but I recommend the original French film Crime d'amour (Love Crime, 2010). The performances by Kristin Scott Thomas and Ludivine Sagnier are both excellent.
Noomi looks bizarre with blonde hair - she was so fierce in the Swedish "Girl with..." series.
ReplyDeleteThanks @Yoj for the recommendation.Good to know b/c I've wanted to see LoveCrimes for long time but it seemed every time i'd suggest it for a Fri.Nite Flick,S.O. didn't want to 'deal w/subtitles'...well,now it's Insignificant Other & I don't have to 'suggest' shit & i'm lovin' it
ReplyDelete*Love Crime
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ReplyDeleteCongratulations on singlehood!
I've always taken it to be a bad sign when a friend/potential lover vetoes a subtitled film on that basis alone. "You don't want to have to read? What are you, five?"
Don't be alarmed if Love Crime results in a sudden crush on Ludivine Sagnier. It's very common, I believe.
You guys crack me up. Love all you smart asses.
ReplyDeleteIs Miley wearing the outfit her dad wore in his achy breaku heart video?
ReplyDeleteI'm imagining I'm the pup being held by the most beautiful Tom Hardy. Good GRAVY, MAN!!!!
ReplyDelete@Yoj, I've been warned...
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