Vito Schnabel has absolutely no interest in Heidi Klum. Here he is waving to friends and
then spends some texting and
spends a few minutes wondering how he can extract him from this relationship.
So, Heidi Klum went and performed a miracle. She got Mary Kate Olsen to smile.
Taye Diggs tips his cap at the effort.
Jessica Alba and her family were in Malibu yesterday.
Jimmy Fallon and Drew Barrymore spent some time talking to a guy in a really loud swim suit.
Also at the beach this weekend were the Giudices who will be sentenced in three weeks.
I wonder what the concept of this Elle shoot was with Jennifer Lopez.
Schnabel looks like a cross between Screech and Heath Ledger.
ReplyDeleteHighlighting JLo's bum curves is part and parcel of the diva contract.
Heidi's bombed and like many people who aren't maybe Schnabel doesn't want to be bothered by a drunk?
ReplyDeleteYou two famewhores may never see the Jersey Shore again enjoy your tine in the joint.
Concept for JLo photoshoot: Baby Got Back.
The Olsen troll looks like somebody's grandmother.
ReplyDeleteThe pictures of Heidi were taken during the Raonic/Nishikori match at about 1:30 am. It tied for the latest US Open finish (2:26 am). She looks punchy/drunk and he looks tired.
ReplyDeleteWhoa, Klum must be funny if she got 1 of the Olson Twins to smile. I'm impressed.
ReplyDeleteJLo concept: Shoot me as if I'm a paid escort moonlighting as the concierge, heading upstairs to my client who has a fetish for epaulets and bad costume jewelry.
ReplyDeleteShag: Taye Diggs, But, as an act of contrition, I'd buy all of Idina Menzel's albums.
ReplyDeleteMarry: Jimmy Fallon. It would have to be a long, long-distance relationship.
Kill: I don't suppose there are ever any shark attacks on the Jersey coast? Ooh, I could use Count Jerkula for an alibi!
Tbe fire when I commented that the Olsons mustn't have any teeth, I was half way kidding, but now I think I'm on to something.
ReplyDeleteAs for "the loud really loud swim suit", Enty should know that they're ur everyday trunks. In fact, subtle compared to quite a few.
(Sorry Enty)
What's with Enty pointing out the guy in "the really loud swim suit"? Is that Enty himself?!
ReplyDeleteheidi is a drunsky cougar
ReplyDelete((sigh)) @JLow
ReplyDelete1995 should have taken JLow with it.
ReplyDeleteP: Klum/Olsen tag team - Mom's teach teens fantazy right there.
ReplyDeleteM: Jho
B: Alba
Schnabel looks bored.
ReplyDeleteWhy even waste time with the Guidices if they are going to jail?
JLo always brings it. Haters gonna hate or whatever the kids say nowadays.
ReplyDeleteVito looks like his old man.
ReplyDeleteGotta admit those Guidices are going along like they are not going to jail, guess that's chutzpah
Heidi's FADED drunky pants!
ReplyDeleteHow Is It J-Lo just keeps getting better looking? She amazes me.
Joy Staley: Are you our Joy S?
ReplyDeleteJHo does have a great ass but I'm sure it's photoshopped to hell and back.
Why are Jimmy Fallon and Drew together?
Schnabel likes his cougars unless they're drunk I suppose.
SYF..Wondered the same thing. Where are her teefs?
Taye's girl pal has bitch face but she sho is purdy.
Vito Schnabel is ugly and douchey. Is he really rich? How does he get these beautiful women?
ReplyDelete@sherry
ReplyDeleteno i am not joy s. i am fancyscreenname, formerly.
@Joy Staley
ReplyDeleteOh, good! I was just wondering where #bitchstolemythunder had gone!
That picture of Jlo is cracking me up.
ReplyDeleteHeidi was at the US Open. So were Taye, who's date looks majorly pissed about something, and Mary Kate Olsen who still looks like a gnome smiling or not.
ReplyDeleteHeidi was also sitting in Milos Raonic's friends box during his long match last night.
Hey! I know who painted that nose art on that plane!
ReplyDeleteIf Heidi needs a little attention, bombed or not, I will be more than glad to provide it
ReplyDeleteA Fat Woman In A Little Coat Farley homage?
ReplyDeleteI think Vito Schnabel has lost interest because he couldn't hit the sides of what's left of Heidi's holes.
ReplyDeleteI can't stand Alba.
JLo still looks incredible and I would walk over hot coals to tap that ass.