Aretha Franklin gets the top spot because she is Aretha.
Bruce Willis forgot his lifts while out with his wife.
Cate Blanchett in Hong Kong.
Calista Flockart took her dog to the vet.
Channing Tatum looks ready for some Magic Mike action.
Dianna Agron arrives back in LA.
A new look for Daniel Craig.
Emily Deschanel is probably pregnant.
I can;t decide if Emmy Rossum or Amber Heard is more addicted to fame.
That picture of Aretha will give me nightmares.
ReplyDeleteDianna as usual looks beautiful
I don't understand. What's wrong with Aretha.. she looks good
Deletethat dress needs structure. she should not leave the house in a gown with her mammaries around her waist.
DeleteThat's a lot of responsibility for the strapless top of Aretha's dress.
DeleteHer boobs need their own cantilevered system in a dress like that.
DeleteAmelua et al- aretha's boobs hv a life of their own. She has never worn a decent support bra, on the occaisions she wears one. Lol
DeleteSometimes I'm grateful to have small norgs. Gravity is a lot worse when you've got huge chesticles to heave around.
DeleteSeriously she does NOT look fine. That's what she wore on Letterman to perform in, its the stuff nightmares are made of. YIKES!
Delete"Channing Tatum looks ready for some Magic Mike action."
ReplyDeletehe's NOT the only one! ((salivates))
ROFL@Arethas tittays
Aretha's dress is horrible! And fur!
ReplyDeleteCharming Potato for the "marriage is over" BI.
I've loved Bruce Willis for ages, and then I saw that interview he did where he was basically a giant jerk to the interviewer - even Mary Louise Parker looked embarrassed. I know the press circuit gets tiresome, but it's part of your job. You want the fame, you play the game.
@ seven I think it's Bruce or Daniel.
DeleteJenna is potatum in savannah while filming http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3208062/channing-tatum-goes-shirtless-shows-off-his-perfect-body-for-beach-day-07/
Make it clickable. He's shirtless. They also had double date Joe and sofia. Pops up at just posted the pics
Ugh meant pop sugar upload the pics lol
DeleteHere you go, Sir Dragon:
DeleteChanning Tatum Goes Shirtless, Shows Off His Perfect Body for a Family Beach Day!
I don't think it's Daniel, E's pretty good about the "foreign born" rank (and E haaaaates Daniel Craig, there would've been something nasty added on, like how dumb he is). Bruce is a good contender!
Ugh oh yeah I forgot the foreign. Bruce looks smitten with his wife that pic. Who cares. It obvious the actor was just trying to get in the woman pants lol. That's like the go to line.
DeleteWillis is a known jerk. Kevin Smith had a lot to say about what an ass Bruce is to work with... And Kevin's not the only one.
Delete7-11- willis has been an asshole since day one. Cant stand him.
DeleteAmber Heard looks.......different?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Amber suppose to be pregnant? Or was she? I'm confused
ReplyDeleteOh Aretha, no, honey. NO!!!
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't even look like Cate Blanchett?? Did she jack up her face, too?
Yeah Michael Strahan will be stripping off for you betches this time! But no peen from him.
ReplyDeleteAretha still rulz!
For Emilys sake she better be knocked up.
Tater head please film in NY. I got my condoms ready!
ReplyDeleteSaw Aretha on Letterman last night & it was bad. I love Aretha, saw her in concert last year & thought she did great but her Adele cover is horrible.
ReplyDeleteShe told a story about how years ago she was supposed to appear on the Ed Sullivan Show but they told her the dress she was wearing was too low cut. Dave said Ed would be rolling in his grave if he saw what she was wearing.
Aretha needs a little more support!!!
ReplyDeleteKate's dress is weird
Daniel Craig reminds me of someone else in that pic. Maybe Hugh Laurie.
I don't know who the bigger fame whore is but at least Emmy looks put together and cute. Take a damn shower, Amber!
ReplyDeleteAretha...your breasteses runneth waaaay the fuck over :(
ReplyDeleteMy top billing goes to this, because Duh!!!
And don't laugh but I actually own that exact same HeisenBoard in my kitchen. BrBa ended a year ago this week. I've got some emotional eating to do now. Time to cook!!! No more Post Pinkman Blues whining today :)
I'm I missing something. What's wrong with Aretha? She looks heatlhy
ReplyDeleteShe needs a lot more support than she has in that dress
DeleteAside from the fact that her cleavage is at waist level and her dress is too she looks fine.
DeleteYeah her cleavage needs more support. Other than that she is fine.
DeleteDem boobs...
Delete@Blue. LOL!
DeleteHa! There is healthy, and there is, "Damn girl, cover that shit up!" ; )
DeleteAretha, darling with a rack that large, one really can't get away with going strapless! I am sorry, but no. Tame those things.
ReplyDeleteAmber kind of looks like she is maybe going to the same doctor as Transformer girl (I can never remember her name!) But she looks like she has had some work done.
Cate, what is going on with your look this week. Usually I think you are flawless, this week not so much.
OT: naomi campbell will be in a show called Empire! I'm excited but Terrance Howard is also in it so that ruins a little of my excitement.
ReplyDeleteAmber looks different (nose job? pregnant?) and Emmy Rossum looks like Ariana Grande mixed with Jessica Alba.
ReplyDeleteGod gave Aretha twice and triple the talent of everybody else but then no taste at all.
ReplyDeleteAnd quadruple the boobs..
DeleteDidn't the old Enty like Amber Heard? I swear he did.
ReplyDeleteThat dress isn't doing Aretha any favors.
Calista looks younger than expected in that pic.
"Aretha needs a little more support!!!"
ReplyDeleteA little? Yes otherwise that dress would have been OK.
Speaking of Sophia Vegara, Leon's Furniture is carrying her line of furniture - I actually like it.
I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't think aretha is like the greatest singer ever. She's a wonderful singer but I don't think she's the best.
ReplyDeleteIronic that Aretha has the top spot while her breasts have the bottom spot.
ReplyDeleteLmao you ain't shit @naughty Nurse. *dead*
ReplyDeleteNo Aretha...Your breasts are far too large to go without support. She keeps doing this and someone needs to have a chat with her.
ReplyDeleteInteresting how we never see Daniel and Rachel together anymore.
Um, Enty, love ya, but...
ReplyDelete"Emily is probably pregnant"
Why? Because she is not an anorexic twig figure with a bobble head? Cause she looks healthy, and not the rail thin stick?
I hope she is pregnant, cause if not, I guess the next time she's in the random photos you'll be saying how skinny she is.
SMH.
Aretha could use a crumb catcher, at the very least, and if she had a little more support she'd have a place to set her drink.
ReplyDeleteI've seen a suspended bridge that needed less cables.
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Bruce shrunk! But he looks happy. He's prob acting.
@knoWonUno. Is Cate wearing a jumpsuit? For ur sake, I hope not.
To me Amber Heard is so non-descript. She still looks that way to me. Johnny can do better, no matter how odd he looks lately. He has ups and downs, he's bound to be going back up and he commands much better, and at least a decade "more mature". (But I still wouldn't make that cut. Sigh)
@jack ducky: Holy shit!!!! Have you been following all of the shit that HSK has posted this week on Jay/Bey/Ri?! Ehr mah gawd! How ruuuuuuude! Wiz's side piece was ID'ed as Taylor Hall. Also lots on Porsha Williams heauxing and Big Fendi throwing Minaj under a bus ten times over today :(
ReplyDelete...this just in: @Naughty Nurse swooped in and threw down my favorite line of the day! Well played ;)
Ugh now back to this revision I've been procrasturbating like a motherfucker on. If I post on here within the next couple hours someone please yell at me. Thank you. Mwahhhhh
Lol I just checked it out. Firstly I doubt Matthew Knowles let alone one of his many baby mommas knows what Jay and bey do. And while I can see rihanna saying something like that in general I doubt she actually said that about Jay and bey seeing as she just signed on to jays label. But I do think Beyoncé has some lady side pieces of her own. Rita Ora is one of them.
DeleteWhenever I need a dose of REAL crazy I head over to the HSK comment boards. They make us look like rank amateurs.
Delete@LowKey: Hey grrrrl heeeey! You are so right. It is a hodge podge of hate slurs, threats, webbanging and Illumimati conspiracy theories up in there. A lot of law enforcement officials are starting to monitor it too *cough cough*
DeleteI also love that jacky comes in and regulates occasionally though. I've only seen Enty comment once or twice *cough cough*
Be cool people, it's just low hanging fruit.
ReplyDeleteWHOA Aretha
ReplyDelete@Virginia : YESSS!! I think Enty could tell we were feeling the need for more Magic Mike action today!!
Daniel Craig starring in "Whatever Happened to Harry Potter"
ReplyDeleteAretha needs a fucking bra! Wtf!?
ReplyDeleteNaughty nurse wins this round.
ReplyDeleteAretha could use a reduction and lift.
Beyonce has had lesbian studs on her tours for years. .All female band..etc..
She also has been known to frequent girl bars with her dancers on the road.. need to read the hsk article.
That Emmy and Amber pic was on Smythe jackets IG feed yesterday- further confirming my suspicions one of the enties is a canadian
ReplyDelete@sugartitttayz!!! No more work for me today! Too excited for our weekly SOA date, plus my bf came home and is making on his stupid Guitar Hero drums :(
ReplyDeleteIn other excellent news, Dr Reza Aslan, my hero from that painful Fox interview, is living Groundhogs Day over at CNN yesterday. Soooo amazing.com/fuckyes
#sevenwillheartthis
Daniel raig looks like my gay accountant.
ReplyDeleteAretha... my saintly Italian mamma had the same problem. She did whar several women in my family did after a certain age: breast reduction. She was so happy afterwards. I guess the back strain was pretty intense and disappeared entirely after the reduction. Then there were the endless conversations with my gfs over better/easier bra fit.
I LOVE Aretha and her granny boobs. If she c an deal, good f or her.
Aretha has never been shy about showing off what the good Lord gave her. That said she is 72 now and support is her best friend.
ReplyDeleteJoan Rivers, may she rest in peace, made jokes about how hers were below her waistline at this point.
Aretha lost a lot of weight but her boob situation looks painful. Although at her age, not sure if it's very safe to do that surgery? (I have no idea tbh).
ReplyDeleteCate Blanchet better wear black. With all that has been happening in Hong Kong, the protest & the repression, a red carpet bright color dress would have been insensitive and tacky.
Daniel Craigs is seriously hot in this suit & glasses!
So is Dianna Agron, who looks flawless as usual. Is this already a reveal for today's (yesterday's as I am posting late) blind item? (Maybe her contractual ties w/ glee have limited her choice to come out as gay or bi. That is, if she isn't straight, also possible, hard to say ).
"Blind Item #4
Now that her hit show is ending, this B- list mostly television actress wants two things. Her movie career to take off and to come out as gay even though her family is super conservative.."
@Claudea, Dianna's family isn't super conservative but I do believe she's gay and is just waiting for the right time to come out.
ReplyDeletei think diana and lea were lovers when they were roomates. she was pregnant *allegedly* when dating alex pettyfer and she consulted the glee producers about writing it in to the show and they said no, so bye bye baby. that's why alex went all apeshit on her after she dumped him,, he wanted the baby but she consulted glee bosses not him and then got rid of it..
ReplyDeletecould be why there was been so much ill will and hate from glee producers to her
Her "relationship" with Alex was soley to sell that shitty movie they were in they never actually dated just like Lea and cory never actually dated. Her and Lea most likely did though.
Deleteoh and i watched soa if my fair lady wants to discuss
ReplyDeleteDaniel loosing the hots... he is perfect now to reprise the Blomqvist role
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