Bryan Cranston on the set of his new movie.
Bethenny Frankel gets tongued by a dog.
Bradley Cooper in NYC yesterday.
Britney Spears selling her lingerie line in London.
Christina Aguilera and her beer drinking boyfriend.
Carey Mulligan and a stroller.
Colin Farrell getting ready to shoot True Detective 2.
Courtney Love with a rare smile.
Chris Martin left his shoes at home.
Love me some Heinsenberg!
ReplyDeleteBrit Brit looks like she wants to crawl out of her skin in all these promo pics.
I was hoping Collin would have to be "clean" for true detectives.
@BitchieMitchie ;)
DeleteLong live Heisenberg OG!!! Close the day with the best of them all!!!
Heyyyy! Heisenboo. . Got your man in the photos. You must now be Enty's favorite. .
DeleteOMFG yes my @sugartitties has finally come back to me!!!! How ya doin mah baby blue?!?
DeleteI'm good. I've been busy the last few days. I have to go back to yesterday blinds too..
DeleteSOA. Last night. . I kept singing " the circle of life" when Able would see violence and ask if daddy did bad things. ..budumbuhdum..
Guess who's in Star magazine. .Jeff Cohen from goonies.. who got his degree at ucla and became an Entertainment Lawyer..**cough enty***..
DeleteBritBrit obvs not wearing her own merch....
ReplyDeleteThe better choose a GOOD female lead for True Dectective because the males dont excite me and the rumored females suck including Biel who swallows.
ReplyDeleteActually biel is more of a licker.. I think her licker license is renewed.
DeleteI think Britney has the weird anti underwear mentality that lilo has. Which is ironic considering her people put her name on a lingerie line.
ReplyDeleteI hope Brit is not expecting to sell her boring looking skivvys anywhere but Kmart Walmart or LickerMart.
ReplyDeleteMr White, pull up your shirt!
ReplyDeleteNot a fan of Coop's jacket, it's too short. And if that shadow under Colin's nose is a mustache, me no likey.
Totally agree, @SYF.
@7: I am trying to seduce you though :(
DeletePS- that is not a roll of quarters that I'm hiding under there!
LadyH: thanks for the Herbert reference!
DeleteCourtney love telling a joke "El Duce and Kurt walk into a bar.. "
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or does that lingerie shot look stiff and awkward and a bit sloppy?
ReplyDeleteGood Lord! Courtney Love looks so ravaged. I mean I know she's abused many substances in her lifetime but she's still not THAT old age wise. Her face says otherwise.
It's not just you re the Brit lingerie situation. But did we expect anything less from our lady Cheetos? :-/ hot mess all around
DeleteSandy, right? I'll give Colin a chance, he's a decent actor, but Vaugn is going to have to shock me with unknown talent to pull it off. I wouldn't mind Moss, she was terrific in Top of the Lake.
ReplyDeleteI have an irrational hatred of both Bethenny Frankel and Kristin Chenowith.
ReplyDeleteIs that wrong?
Cobe-not only isnt it wrong, its sooooo right!
DeleteIt does FEEL right, so I'm going with it!
DeleteNot at all. I really don't get the whole team bell stuff either..
DeleteNo. @CoBe
ReplyDeleteWho doesnt love Bryan Cranston? Aka mr white, aka tim whatley?!
ReplyDeleteLOL@ BeeHaven
ReplyDeleteOn the Britney and models pic...who's the big girl on our right seated? She looks so very familiar....
Every single person in that Britney photo looks awkward and uncomfortable - including her.
ReplyDeleteAs for dogs tongueing you, watch out for chihuahuas and yorkies - they're stealth french kissers.
Although ... you haven't lived until you have had a chihuahua tongue up your nostril.
Yes I'm kidding (about "haven't lived" at least) and yes it has happened to me.
Little perverts.
My chi ginger loves to go after my right ear like it's a popsicle. . Especially at night when we go to bed.. I have to pull her off my ear.. lovingly though..
DeleteYeah I can live with Moss but I just have a real bad feeling they will give it to Biel msgirl
ReplyDeleteIs it me or do Britney models look harsh??
ReplyDeleteThere's a saying.. ridden hard and put up wet.. Her models look like they've been drinking all night before.
@sugartits: SOA was good last night. Lining up the pieces for the final moves. I demand more Venus though and soon!
ReplyDeleteI think Brit's models are pretty. She's going for the everyday woman type of model, which is refreshing. But the styling is horrid. Especially the girl sitting on the right end. Her makeup is awful. But that is Brit Brit!
Now that you're back we need to track down @yoj. I think she's tampin because we forgot to carry on with SMK
ReplyDeleteShag: Collin Farrell
Marry: Cranston (duh)
Kill: Frankelstein
where has yoj been??
ReplyDeletei sent out a batsignal for her on sunday..
If Biel gets the "True Detective" female lead you can write S2 off.
ReplyDeleteAgreed @Aoife
ReplyDeleteI actually have faith that Colin and Vince can pull this off
But Biel would fuck it up
Top of the Lake was excellent and yes Moss rocked that
I think she'd be good
Love Bryan Cranston! That shirt, tho...
ReplyDeleteMe too, CoBe. I hope that dog just finished eating a huge cat turd out of the litter box. Chenowith looks like a raging bitch and has a creepy alien head.
ReplyDeleteI do like poor Britney and I might even buy some of her underwear if it's cute.
Christina is still wearing that tired ass red lipstick. Her and Gwen need an intervention, they always look like crap with that same dated, boring style.
Oops, forgot to add that Colin Farrell is one of the most repugnant men I've ever come across. Nothing about him is appealing and I don't get why he is, or ever was, a "thing" and I'm annoyed that he's getting work because it was so nice when he was gone.
ReplyDeleteChris Martin looks like a real bitch, like he would cry and write poetry, and have no idea how to hold a gun, go hunting (he'd think it's cruel) or fix anything. But what really annoys me about him and Gwyneth is that they don't seem to be getting poor Apple's wonky eye fixed. That's just wrong! Oh and the fact that he approved the name "Apple" (and Moses) is yet another reason to give him a side-eye.
Gawd I hated when guys would write poetry for me...or worse SING! Just write a good joke or do a good sight gag for me and I'd be yours forever.
DeleteColin's looking used and self abused
ReplyDelete@sugartitties: Yep, so did Derek...no sign of @yoj yet but at least @LowKey stopped by to say hello! She is always a good time! :]
ReplyDelete...so much WTF in that gif I don't even know where to start, lol!
DeleteHello, my Lady!
Well if Chris Martin thinks hunting is cruel, he's right. Unless you're hunting to kill for meat. And since humans are not obligate carnivores, we don't need to eat meat so we don't need to hunt for meat. And if we don't need to hunt in order to get food, what justification is there for hunting other than to kill animals. Which is the very definition of cruel.
ReplyDeleteNu?
Prunella-i agree. Ted nugent says he hunts and kills an animal everyday. So he's a serial killer only with animals. Worst part is its a canned hunt.
DeleteBethanny Frankel looks like a female version of The Joker to me.
ReplyDelete@Prunella - Chihuahuas ARE little kissing bandits, aren't they?! They're obsessed. My mom has one and he's such a kisser. On one hand it's "aww!" and on the other it's "EWW!" ;-)
ReplyDeleteFWIW, I don't think that's just "some dog"...it's Cookie, right? (Yes, I know the name of Bethenny's dog. I don't care for her at ALL, but I figure dog lovers can't be completely evil, right?)
I love Bryan Cranston! Who doesn't, though?!
It's a lot less cruel to go hunt your own food and kill it quickly and relatively painlessly, when compared with factory farming. It's also fun. I'm dying to bust out my AR and go wild boar hunting! If you either eat, or donate the meat, what's the problem? I hate venison, think it tastes like shit, but I always would either donate the meat or give it to my poorer family members, so someone isn't going hungry. Nothing at all to be ashamed about that and it's a hell of a lot more cruel to allow people to be hungry than it is to kill an animal and eat it. Not everyone wants to be a vegan or a vegetarian.
ReplyDeleteBitchieMitchie, I think if a guy wrote poetry or sang to me, I'd probably drop dead from laughing. Make me laugh!
Something that's "a lot less cruel" than something else is still cruel. And while you're correct that "not everyone wants to be a vegan or a vegetarian" it's also correct that nobody NEEDS to eat meat.
ReplyDeleteSo if you combine the fact that hunting is cruel with the fact that it's unnecessary ... good luck with that argument being anything other than an excuse for animal abuse.
Ted Nugent is a sadist. He brags about all the killing he does, on his facebook page. And yes, he owns a company that runs canned hunts. Pig.