I have always said that it is people out of the spotlight who have the best gossip or stories in their past. A lot of the gossip I hear is about people you have never heard of and some of it is truly spectacular. I just file it away and pray sometimes that the people become famous enough to make it a blind that all of you can figure out. The National Enquirer dug up some dirt on the girlfriend of Martina Navratilova. Not so much digging but just bringing it to light. It is very juicy stuff and if you want to read the entire article, click here. But, for now a summary. So Martina has been dating her girlfriend for five years. her girlfriend, Julia Lemigova, is a former Miss USSR, so she must have been pretty young when she won it because she is only 42 now. Julia was involved in a long relationship with a French banker who was close friends with Nicolas Sarkozy. Let me stop right there. With all of the sex scandals that have come to light in the periphery of Sarkozy and the stories about his brother and all of the lovers the former President had while he was married, there must be some other crazy stories about him that should be told. OK, where was I?
Oh yeah, so Julia was involved with this banker. The banker enjoyed taking lovers of both sexes, but only if they were really into S&M. So, one can assume that since he had a long relationship with Julia, she must be really into it too. The couple had a baby who died because some nanny shook the baby and then fled to her home country of Bulgaria. Then in 2005, Julia's banker lover was found murdered in Switzerland. A woman named Cecile Brossard was convicted of the murder. She says she shot him four times because he didn't follow through on a promise to marry her and give her $1M. When the banker was found dead he was dressed in a full body latex suit tied to a chair with a sex toy in his butt. The French government impeded the investigation of the Swiss police by taking anything scandalous from the Paris apartment of the banker.
Now, Julia is with Martina.
Oh yeah, so Julia was involved with this banker. The banker enjoyed taking lovers of both sexes, but only if they were really into S&M. So, one can assume that since he had a long relationship with Julia, she must be really into it too. The couple had a baby who died because some nanny shook the baby and then fled to her home country of Bulgaria. Then in 2005, Julia's banker lover was found murdered in Switzerland. A woman named Cecile Brossard was convicted of the murder. She says she shot him four times because he didn't follow through on a promise to marry her and give her $1M. When the banker was found dead he was dressed in a full body latex suit tied to a chair with a sex toy in his butt. The French government impeded the investigation of the Swiss police by taking anything scandalous from the Paris apartment of the banker.
Now, Julia is with Martina.
At least he used condoms:)
ReplyDeleteI thought Martina was into that kinda stuff, delivering not receiving? In any case SFW?
ReplyDeleteWhoa! You cldnt make this stuff up! I thought Martina seemed a bit gruff and not warm and fuzzy, but it seems the girlfriend is the one to watch. And not in a good way.
ReplyDeleteLatex can be very slimming, depending on the weight of the fabric.
ReplyDeletePoor guy. Sat on a Lego. Clean up your toys!!!
ReplyDeleteI need a shower after that.
ReplyDeleteMazel!
ReplyDelete...according to some intarweb yapping, Julia thinks her baby was murdered and that his death is connected to his scandalous father. And there's this "But the results of a previously concealed autopsy report reveal that his bloodstream contained diazepam " Very few 5 month old babies are prescribed valium. But maybe he had anxiety issues.
ReplyDelete(from the DM, so....yeaaahhhh, fwiw)
ReplyDeleteI don't know to attach pictures, but the girlfriend looked like Katie Holmes as Joey when she was younger.
ReplyDeleteWow. For a second, I thought we were getting Sarkozy scoop too.
ReplyDeleteAwwweee! What a cute couple. Martina was brilliant in Portlandia.
ReplyDeleteI remember reading about the latex man,,,,
ReplyDeleteConsenting adults..getting their freak on..yawn....
ReplyDeleteIf I may take a page out of Sandy's book, to this blind I say.......
ReplyDeletetl;dr
Valium could have gotten there through breast feeding.
ReplyDeleteNever trust the French. France is where Liam Neeson's hot daughter was kidnapped and auctioned off.
@Count Did someone say Liam Neeson? :)
DeleteVip, sigh, liam. Grrrrrrrr
DeleteSo her child died? That's pretty tragic.
ReplyDeleteHo..Lee..$hit!
ReplyDeleteand we thought OUR politicos were scandalous.
((Googling a swiss gossip site))
Woah.
ReplyDeleteThat is one attractive woman. Butch dykes score like that
ReplyDeleteIn Roman community baths it was customary to stand and applaud when a well endowed man entered.
ReplyDeleteThere are people still standing for Liam Neeson.
Ew. Love this.
ReplyDeleteEw. Love this.
ReplyDeletehttp://quartetbooks.wordpress.com/2010/11/30/the-fairytale-life-of-julia-lemigova/ all the story with Edouard Stern
ReplyDeleteDammit VIP, you dick hound. You trying to depress me this early on a Friday? I aint clickin that.
ReplyDeleteOMG, thanks for the laugh CoBe!
ReplyDeleteI'm still standing and clapping over here too
ReplyDeleteWhat a way to die...all latexed wit a sex toy shoved up your butt!
ReplyDeleteThis made me audibly gasp several times...so A+! Also LOL @ Tricia and Kno Won.
ReplyDeleteHahaha gross!
ReplyDeleteMartina has had MANY lovers over the years and they have all been gorgeous. I used to think it was Martina's fame and money but maybe they all really loved her. Her lover before this one was a really hot,young model and Martina dumped that one for this one.
ReplyDeleteA retired tennis player's girlfriend's dead baby and ex-boyfriend? From more than a decade ago? And she had nothing to do with either? Slow news day, huh?
ReplyDeletenow this is gossip...
ReplyDeleteCecile Broussard was framed, Malory Archer did it!
ReplyDeleteshe must have been pretty young when she won Miss USSR because she's only 42 now?
ReplyDeleteThat makes absolutely no sense.
oh wait, now i get it. the USSR broke up in 1989 (25 years ago) so she would have been no more than 17 when she won.
ReplyDeleteSorry Enty (or Entern).
Aaaand that's what I get for sloppy googling. The USSR broke up officially in 1991 so she would have been 19 or younger.
ReplyDeleteThe husband's situation is like one that was on the show Archer.
ReplyDelete0_0 said...
ReplyDelete"Cecile Broussard was framed, Malory Archer did it!"
I wondered which Archer fan would speak up first. Let's see how many others there are.
This was an episode of Archer
ReplyDeleteI kept saying that this sounded familiar. This was definitely an episode of Archer. Mallory pulled a good one.
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