Keanu Reeves Woke Up To A Stalker In His House
Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock shared the movie Speed and now they share one other thing in common. In the span of a few months they each have had a stalker get inside their home in the middle of the night. Earlier this week Keanu woke up to a sound in his house at 4am. I would have pulled a Sandra and locked myself in a room and called the cops. Keanu though went in search of the noise and found a woman seated in a chair in his library. He started talking to her and while talking to her called police who came and arrested the woman and sent her to get mentally evaluated. It sounds like he handled it far better than I would have. The person broke into your house so you never know if perhaps they have some type of weapon and that they think they were sent by God or something. Just call the police and lock yourself in until the police come.
Keanu <3 dreamy, even when dealing with stalkers.
ReplyDeleteWhat is it with all these people stalking? Sheesh.
ReplyDeleteWow, he sounds like a good man to keep around…
ReplyDeleteHe may have reacted differently if the stalker was a man.
ReplyDelete...scary
ReplyDeleteJust once I would like to wake up with Keanu in my library stalking me, maybe he would even have a mushy burrito in his pocket for sharesies. I wouldn't call the cops tho, I would spank and bed that bad boy.
ReplyDeleteJust once I would like to wake up with Keanu in my bed stalking me,
DeleteKeanu Reeves. In the bedroom. With a burrito :-) Or a McDonalds breakfast muffin. Damn, I could really go for a sausage and egg mcmuffin right now!
DeleteI'd love to stalk him, I mean talk to him...what's his address?
ReplyDeleteI'm really quite surprised E didn't say anything about how Keanu knows how to handle stalkers since he apparently is one himself. Right, Charlize? Oh wait...
ReplyDeleteWelcome to CDAN, where the blinds are made up and the reveals don't matter!
DeleteOh ya, thanks for the REmind.
Deletewait hasnt keanu been in blinds for stalking others before lol?
ReplyDelete@Seven of Eleven
ReplyDeleteMaybe because it was a BS made-up blind llike Enty knows to write them
So he's a stalker who also gets stalked...?
ReplyDeleteJust let me state for the record, it was not me!!
ReplyDeleteI don't believe this story/ No way Keanu has a library
ReplyDeleteAnyone see his latest movie called Generation Um? SO STUPID!
Wasn't me!
ReplyDeleteI was going to ask was this you @Lotta!!! Hahaha
DeleteWasn't me either, Jessi!
ReplyDeleteWow, he's calm, cool and collected, or what? I suspect it would have been a wee bit different if it'd been a man.
I think Keanu gets better looking with age...damn, he fine.
ReplyDelete@Dolphy, oh yes. He's 50! His birthday was this a few weeks ago. I swear, it wasn't me!
DeleteMethinks the lady doth protest too much. :b Don't worry, Lotta, I'll take him off your hands.
DeleteYeah remember how there were stories that Keanu was the stalker and the the stalkee? No one believed them however.
ReplyDeleteI think Keanu is just a quiet keep to himself (unless your neighbor is lonely) kind of guy.
Keanu is a very smart man, don't let his "dumb guy" roles fool you.
ReplyDeleteThoughts from his costars:
Keanu is not Bill and Ted
Its Sean Penn stalking him. Hes getting payback for Charlize.
ReplyDeleteI love him alot.
ReplyDeleteOh hell no
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's his foreign tax deduction wife whom he supposedly never seen!
ReplyDeleteLol I remember that one!
DeleteOooh, good point, @Frosty! We should ask his accountant!
ReplyDeletePoor Keanu! Just think its funny because on the last post we talked about Keanu I said he's not stalking anyone if anything he's being stalked and here it is! Yet another stalker!
ReplyDeleteKeanu reads??
ReplyDeleteKeanu was so funny, so smart, so generous, and he introduced me to some of the greatest books I've ever read. He changed the way I think about men in a big way. The men on this film were the first guys I've had as really good friends.
ReplyDelete- Carrie-Anne Moss (costar, Matrix trilogy)
"The men on this film were the first guys I've had as really good friends."--HR Lady
ReplyDeleteCarrie was good friends with an old boss of mine. she invited my boss to lunch with her and Fishburne. I totally believe this.
Thanks Virginia, nice to know!
ReplyDelete@Seven of Eleven - yeah yeah, she was probably all, Hey man, I didn't know I was married to a big star, until I took the change I had begged here in District 9 and went to a cyber cafe and found Cdan. Set me up in a rich apartment like you do with your strippers, while you're out stalking Charlize!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't buy that he stalked her. She probably started the rumor herself just to save face. Keanu wanted his own kids not her adopted baby
DeleteHa! I love it...low-profile Keanu Reeve's version of a mic drop.
ReplyDelete@Dolphy
ReplyDeletelol
I will have to redo my laminated list! I can't believe I forgot to put Keanu on there! The Horror!!
ReplyDelete@Jessi, he's been on mine for about 20 years. Lol
ReplyDeleteHuh...how did a crazy chick just break into his house, unless she's a pro at breaking into houses? He's a celeb, and I'm sure he must have some sort of security system.
ReplyDeleteAnd...if she were truly smart, she would have broken in during the Speed through Matrix era. He's not as hot as he used to be.
Wow. Oddly enough, I was just reading yesterday Keanu's AMA on Reddit
ReplyDeletegulpeg:
Hey Keanu. In 1993 I went to LA, and on my way back from illegally visiting the Hollywood sign, I accidentally landed in your yard. Metallica was blaring on your stereo as you were fixing your Norton motorcycle. I asked you for the quickest way out to get a cab, and you pointed towards your fence. My friend and I were a little star struck, and just stood there. You said that you'd offer us a ride, but showed your dirty hands to show you were busy. I then asked you if you were the guy from Bill and Ted's and you replied with a "kyaaa".
I know it was a short interaction, and I was most likely bothering you, but I still wanted to thank you for that..
I also remember your garage door windows were spray painted with "merry Christmas" and "Joyeux Noel"
Edit: just remembered it was a Norton motorcycle
KeanuReeves:
Sorry I couldn't give you a ride!
mcpoopybutt:
Good Guy Keanu:
Apologizes because he couldn't give tresspassers a ride home.
Train, now I re-love him!
DeleteThanks a trillion @trainrides! That was awesome! Keanu should have washed them hands and given those Redditors a ride on yo train!!!
DeleteTrainrides, are you the same Trainride from the Anna Nicole Smith discussion sites?
Delete@TheTruth Sorry, just read this. Nope, I'm a different train :) I haven't been on an Anna Nicole Smith discussion.
DeleteNeo is the One!
ReplyDeleteHe has a house? I thought he lived on a bench in the park. I mean, if some woman came and sat on the next bench over in the middle of the night would that really qualify as breaking in?
ReplyDelete+ a condo in nyc, and a house in toronto...
DeleteKeanu is an intelligent, generous, sensitive and truly beautiful man. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteyeah he is easy on the eye and he may be nice and intelligent but he cant act worth shit. His movies are shit too---the only good one I can think of is A Scanner Darkly (I didn't like the Matrix)
ReplyDeleteDerek I think Keanu must be like Jennifer Anniston (to some people anyway). Even though they aren't that great (excellent!) at acting, people still love them and want to see them. I'm 50/50 on Keanu'smovies I think. Some stuff makes me lose my mind - like his God AWFUL acting/accent in Dracula. If I had to hear him say Budapest one more time I was gonna scream. Guilty pleasures are Speed and I love him in Parenthood (love Martha Plimpton too). He was bad in Dangerous Liasons as well but I'll still watch a lot of his movies. It's a sickness. (Point Break was a good one too!)
ReplyDeleteFuck that. Shoot the bitch. A lot.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs a better security system.
ReplyDeleteNow if these incidents had happened two years apart from each other, I would be spooked, or believe they were really meant for each other.
ReplyDelete@Lady---The younger generation seriously distresses me----I was watching TCM when I was a teen! and I aint no intellectual lol
ReplyDeleteAlso have you not seen A Scanner Darkly? It is a must see for you! You are all about the war on meth etc--this ones right up your ally! xo
@Ming---yeah I hear ya---but Keanu does have a cool factor that Jenn could never/will never have---I don't mind Jenn A I don't mind Keanu---and Point Break was pretty rad as well---and My Own Private Idaho (gross movie but a must see)
Oh Scanner Darkly was epic! I need to watch that one again :)
DeleteIf that happened to me I would spent a massive amount of money on a state of the art security system. If he already has I would call them and tell them to get their asses back out and fix it.(unless he didn't set it)
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite all-time movies is "Point Break" with Keanu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. I *loved* that movie. An adrenaline rush but not terminally stupid like most action films.
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