Ok. So this is a clip of a young female who apparently speed dates all of the Disney princes as if they were real life people. Luckily, I'm still far more distraught over how douchey Marsden was in the full length movie about this same concept- that was also actually good.
On a side note, I think Enty is trying to tell me that there may he plenty of fish, but that the sea has long been fucking poisoned. Cheers!!!
It would mean men and women still conducted themselves respectfully, ethically - and reflect meaningful values in their life choices -- not like a bunch if horny Hos 24/7.
Whoooaaaa, seriously bad acting alert, aka beach girl with glasses. Ahh, memories of gratis student film acting. Eventually casting becomes just hoping you find someone who can read, speak, not show up stoned, & work for $20. & a box lunch. (That last part sounds like what I got paid for SB47 Halftime show crew last year, lol.).
@Bee Haven: I feel ya! This video would have been so much better if you were the star!!!! (that's what I imagine you would have to say to these princes)
And for Yoj, here is my Disney Prince video SMK list Shag: Cinderella Prince because he's dumb and shallow but hot. I'm sure I could find something to gag him with. I could shut him up Brook Soso style! I do worry he may have a foot fetish though.
Marry: Aladdin because he's the least repugnant and I love sporadic bursts of choreographed musical numbers. Plus he will steal whatever I want! Naveen ain't bad either.
Kill: Beast because no one like a micromanager! Also, can I tack on Snow White's Prince to La Lista? I don't like any man who goes near an unconscious lady ;)
On a side note, I watched it AGAIN just to make this list and I realized this clip is racist as fuck! Just like Disney! The last three princes were men of color...Naveen doesn't have a car and was taunted about riding public transit. Ali is a plundering pirate and the Mulan dude was framed as a sexual deviant. Some things never change. Le sigh....
Lady H : I met my Prince in a pub when I mentioned I was seeing Iggy and the Stooges. Love at first pint! My own fairytale! And if I have a daughter I'll teach her what I learned at age 5 from my favourite book (The Paperbag Princess) : you don't need a prince to save you, or the kingdom....
Jessie: read the paperbag princess. It was my favourite book as a kid. On book day I came dressed up as her. My hubby bought me a new copy recently. Apparently it is considered feminist literature. I was never a Disney princess fan.
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ReplyDeleteBased on the screencap, Crazy Eyes better watch out, she's got competition.
ReplyDeleteOk. So this is a clip of a young female who apparently speed dates all of the Disney princes as if they were real life people. Luckily, I'm still far more distraught over how douchey Marsden was in the full length movie about this same concept- that was also actually good.
ReplyDeleteOn a side note, I think Enty is trying to tell me that there may he plenty of fish, but that the sea has long been fucking poisoned. Cheers!!!
Honey, if that first Prince thinks you're hot, even with that hair, you should totally marry him.
ReplyDeleteWow. Did I just travel in time to the 1950's?
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with Gayeld.
ReplyDeleteHe thinks I'm not ugly! I want to marry that man! *sigh* *gag*
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but her hair was truly hideous.
DeleteAlso, humor.
Exactly. Humour.
Delete"If Disney Princesses were real"...
ReplyDeleteIt would mean men and women still conducted themselves respectfully, ethically - and reflect meaningful values in their life choices -- not like a bunch if horny Hos 24/7.
Whoooaaaa, seriously bad acting alert, aka beach girl with glasses. Ahh, memories of gratis student film acting. Eventually casting becomes just hoping you find someone who can read, speak, not show up stoned, & work for $20. & a box lunch. (That last part sounds like what I got paid for SB47 Halftime show crew last year, lol.).
ReplyDelete@Bee Haven: I feel ya! This video would have been so much better if you were the star!!!! (that's what I imagine you would have to say to these princes)
ReplyDeleteAnd for Yoj, here is my Disney Prince video SMK list
Shag: Cinderella Prince because he's dumb and shallow but hot. I'm sure I could find something to gag him with. I could shut him up Brook Soso style! I do worry he may have a foot fetish though.
Marry: Aladdin because he's the least repugnant and I love sporadic bursts of choreographed musical numbers. Plus he will steal whatever I want! Naveen ain't bad either.
Kill: Beast because no one like a micromanager! Also, can I tack on Snow White's Prince to La Lista? I don't like any man who goes near an unconscious lady ;)
On a side note, I watched it AGAIN just to make this list and I realized this clip is racist as fuck! Just like Disney! The last three princes were men of color...Naveen doesn't have a car and was taunted about riding public transit. Ali is a plundering pirate and the Mulan dude was framed as a sexual deviant. Some things never change. Le sigh....
Lady H : I met my Prince in a pub when I mentioned I was seeing Iggy and the Stooges. Love at first pint! My own fairytale! And if I have a daughter I'll teach her what I learned at age 5 from my favourite book (The Paperbag Princess) : you don't need a prince to save you, or the kingdom....
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DeleteYeah but the white princes were framed as murderers and necrophiles.
DeleteOh Jessie why you gotta undermine my racial politics jokes with all that sense-making!!! ;)
DeleteJessie: read the paperbag princess. It was my favourite book as a kid. On book day I came dressed up as her. My hubby bought me a new copy recently. Apparently it is considered feminist literature. I was never a Disney princess fan.
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