Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Eva Mendes And Ryan Gosling Now Have A Daughter

According to US Weekly, Eva Mendes gave birth to a daughter on Friday. Ryan Gosling was there. He then left and began building a house by hand for the family to live in. Apparently this also means you can be a high profile actress who is pregnant and choose to not only show off your pregnancy every day, but also give birth without anyone knowing until after the fact. 

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  1. YAY Congrats..

    Someone where some Mcgosling fans are crying.

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    1. Unless he named the baby Rachel.

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    2. @gayeld lol Eva would cut his balls if tried it.

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  2. I'm impressed she was able to put the meth pipe down for 9 months...

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  3. I know it's mean to not be happy for them but I just can't. I am happy that they're child is healthy and I wish nothing but the best for their child.

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  4. @Dragon, that would be me. :_(

    Mazel to them both, and I can't wait to see the photos!

    Also, Eva never "showed off her pregnancy every day". Walking down the street isn't showing off your pregnancy, those reality stars who take bikini belly selfies up until their 8th month are showing off.

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    1. @Seven awww *hugs* I dont want Rachael with ryan. She deserve way better.

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  5. I had heard (and I believe it to be true, whether it is or isn't)that she went into hiding when she got preggers, because Ryan made her. He felt she was flaunting it. He thought she was doing it to claim and keep him and he wanted it to be low key, because he really wanted to end things with her.

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    1. Men who say about how they "really want to end things with" (insert name of any wackadoodle here) drive me nuts. Start by not sticking your d*** into her. Stop calling. Stop answering her calls. See? ENDED.

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  6. Genetic jackpot as far as looks are concerned.

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    1. It could go bad, though - like Bruce Willis/Demi Moore : (

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  7. God has a sense of humour. Ryan Gosling has a daughter. May he go grey protecting her from hipster douches.

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  8. Yes Poor Ryan gosling. It always eva. The big bad.

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  9. Mazel. It seems like just yesterday we were wondering why she hadn't dropped out a kid yet since shes been pregnant to the public for quite a while.

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  10. Good looking people sometimes have the ugliest kids and ugly people sometimes have great looking kids.

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    1. I agree. I know I'll burn for saying this but I've always thought those Jolie-Pitt twins aren't that cute.

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    2. Blasphemy, seal!

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  11. How long until Gosling has full custody of his daughter?

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  12. I'm waiting for the DNA results to come back. Isn't it alleged to be her ex's kid?

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    1. I just did the math.. The baby was born 4 days ago. They announced it today. .. something tells me it came back already. . Unfortunately. .
      He could still name her Allie!!! Smh at suggesting it but me thinks he's going to pull a diaper and dash because we all know he doesn't dine on Eva! !!

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  13. And now the DNA test…
    @a loose seal…I totally agree and I still think there is something wrong with the twins, something off…Shiloh is another story altogether .

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    1. Add me to the "God forgive me" but I agree, something's off with the twins.

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    2. Add me to the "sorry, but twins... off" list. Shiloh has always seemed clearly transgender to me. Hopefully by the time (s)he grows up, we'll live in a society that accepts that identity as just another form of normal, whatever normal is.

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    3. I think maybe Angie Jo didn't give up chasing the dragon during her pregnancies either. .

      In pill form is still in poor form.. tm.. Sugarbread Maker 2014..

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  14. Congrats!

    (Although I don't believe they are a couple any longer).

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  15. "I know I'll burn for saying this but I've always thought those Jolie-Pitt twins aren't that cute."

    Well, they aren't cute. I guess I'll be burning with you.

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  16. @hothothot - I was thinking the same thing. That would be quite some revenge against Eva after she cheated, dumped him, and got hooked on drugs during her film shoot with Joaquin Phoenix.

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  17. What the fuck was she thinking wearing a turban?????

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    1. Turbans hide drugs- Elizabeth Taylor. .kidding but not really. .smh..

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  18. The twins are quite unfortunate--maybe they will grow into some looks, but I'm not holding my breath. I hate to say that a child is ugly...but in that case...how in the heck did they make such ugly kids?

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  19. @Lurker Girl

    because they look too much alike, Angie mated with her father (Pitt)

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  20. Someone here once wrote that good looks skip a generation. Now I notice that phenomenon everywhere.

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    1. Exception to that rule.. The Skarsgard family tree.. yummm Stellan yumm.

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    2. Stellan doesn't breed ugly tater heads..

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  21. @Haywood Jablomee, Joaquin was the one who hooked Eva on drugs? Because I think I read somewhere that she was already a junkie before that movie...

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  22. My thoughts EXACTLY, spacecowboy. She'll be back on the drugs soon enough.

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  23. If these children aren't cute then I shudder to get y'all's opinions of me as a child.

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  24. thank you @jack ducky!!!

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    1. They started off a little rough, but they're totally cute.

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  25. I didn't realize that Ryan was only 33;I thought he was older I guess cuz iv seen him around for so many years

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    1. He was in mickey mouse club with bertney and justina.. same age..

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  26. I don't know anything about her personal life but I have always thought she was one of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood.

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  27. Ryan, get a DNA test done.

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  28. I too have believed that good looks skip a generation. Buiuttttt, when it comes to myself I try to ignore it since my parents are very good looking.

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  29. No offense to those who swoon over Gosling.....but ...
    Ewwwww! Ryan gosling always looks so slimey & gross to me. He looks like what I imagine a serial killer would look like. Never saw the appeal... Even the photo above makes me shudder. Yuck!

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  30. Fastest pregnancy evah.

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  31. @seven,
    what a savvy lil' mousketeer,eh?

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  32. Wow. Way to fly inder the radar!

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  33. You mean be high profile and NOT show off your pregnancy.
    It's probably more about the circumstances of the pregnancy. They weren't exactly a happy couple at the time and it sounded like he didn't want kids so I imagine she kept a low profile to stay off Ryan's shit list. That's some pretty powerful motivation I'd say. Not to mention supposedly nobody's sure who the daddy is.

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  34. Huh. Thanks for the link jack ducky (Jesus Christ your name activates spell check). Anyway I hadn't even seen Brad & Angie's twins since they were really small. They're both pretty freakin good lookin to me.

    To whoever said Brad looks like Jon Voigt bite your fucking tongue. Voigt gives me the heebie jeebies on so many levels but Brad's always looked/reminded me of my cousin. God I don't think they look at all alike. Now I gotta go scrub my brain with bleach - GAH!!!

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  35. @jack ducky thanks for the link. That's the first photo I've seen of the twins at this age, and the first I've seen where they don't look like they have some sort of physical oddity. They had massive skulls and foreheads when they were babies - people speculated that they might have Down syndrome though I didn't think that's what it was. The little girl, especially, looks completely normal now. And she's gorgeous.

    Shiloh is going to be beautiful but it's fairly clear she's a tomboy, at least, and may even self-identify as a boy. Good on Angelina and Brad for letting her dress the way she wants.

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