February 6, 2014
This foreign born B list celebrity/sometime host was passed out on the floor of a bar after drinking for six hours straight. She then had an assistant meet her with some clothes at the bar and went to the airport where she kept drinking in a lounge and non-stop through the entire flight. I'm surprised she was alive when she got off the plane, let alone able to go to a work event when she landed.
Mel B
This foreign born B list celebrity/sometime host was passed out on the floor of a bar after drinking for six hours straight. She then had an assistant meet her with some clothes at the bar and went to the airport where she kept drinking in a lounge and non-stop through the entire flight. I'm surprised she was alive when she got off the plane, let alone able to go to a work event when she landed.
Mel B
Solution: after exiting the plane, go into a restroom and emerge 2 minutes later looking perfectly fine!
ReplyDeleteHow much do you think she drinks behind closed doors? I'll guess a f@ckton.
ReplyDeleteShe's from the North of England. They can drink up'North.
ReplyDeleteThey let her on a plane in that condition?
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed honestly. I've never seen her looking too out of it so if she's this wasted that is pretty incredible. girl power!
ReplyDeleteI concur
DeleteI'm thinking there's vodka on her nightstand, instead of water.
ReplyDeleteYou can't just wake up one day & cliff dive. It takes practice.
(not that there's anything wrong with that scenario. I heart vodka)
Come on! No one could do this.. One thing if she hadn't passed out but then again, maybe the nap did her good. I shouldn't poo poo. I've actually seen my mother do this although you could def tell she was drunk.
ReplyDeleteHot damn. I had to filter through endless KTroll discourse to determine that @voyeur nailed this
ReplyDeleteThat's some drunk dialing if she can manage to call an assistant while passed out on the floor.
ReplyDeleteViggo Mortensen?
ReplyDeleteShe does seem like she could be a pretty hard core partier.
ReplyDeleteGood god, as a sober sort I couldn't manage that level of ripped senseless at the peak of my non-sobriety.
ReplyDeleteAlways amazed at the capacity of others. Was she popping speed to offset the drowsiness?
I've hung around some sober drunks who were prolific drinkers. However, her skills out them to shame. She must have been sleeping for hours to be able to make a phone call afterwards.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a typical Sunday Funday to me.
ReplyDeleteSounds like a female me, cept I don't have/need and assistant and I never pass out in public.
ReplyDelete@Haywood Jablomee
ReplyDeleteYou are dignity personified!
@Its just U
ReplyDeleteAs the token Geordie at CDaN, I will accept your compliment on behalf of my people. It was a compliment, right?
I wonder how many empty calories Mel B consumed in that bender? Jenny Craig Australia won't be happy if she gets booze bloat.
ReplyDeleteThese chicks must be doing crank to be drinking and maintaining AND not putting on any serious poundage. Ah I remember those days. She's getting a little old for that shit is she not?
ReplyDelete@Yoj Aye pet, it tis a compliment. You lot can drink like us lot.
ReplyDeleteShe's English. She can handle. I'm Irish. I get it.
ReplyDeleteSo what.
Next.
Have met her several times over the last decade. She's fun and really cool.
ReplyDeleteVery self deprecating. And a pleasure to see in my place of business. I give her a pass if this is true.
ReplyDeleteHowaya Jade did. Us Irish would call that a good weekend!
ReplyDelete@Yoj Thanks for the kind words. To return the complement I must note that your Count Jerkula impersonation on the Maxsim post this weekend was quite impressive. I gave you a grade of "A", and not just for the fine effort. Were I to give you a "B" rating, your "P" and "M" may feel slighted.
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