Monday, September 08, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

February 6, 2014

This foreign born B list celebrity/sometime host was passed out on the floor of a bar after drinking for six hours straight. She then had an assistant meet her with some clothes at the bar and went to the airport where she kept drinking in a lounge and non-stop through the entire flight. I'm surprised she was alive when she got off the plane, let alone able to go to a work event when she landed.

Mel B

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  1. Solution: after exiting the plane, go into a restroom and emerge 2 minutes later looking perfectly fine!

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  2. How much do you think she drinks behind closed doors? I'll guess a f@ckton.

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  3. She's from the North of England. They can drink up'North.

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  4. They let her on a plane in that condition?

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  5. I'm impressed honestly. I've never seen her looking too out of it so if she's this wasted that is pretty incredible. girl power!

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  6. I'm thinking there's vodka on her nightstand, instead of water.
    You can't just wake up one day & cliff dive. It takes practice.
    (not that there's anything wrong with that scenario. I heart vodka)

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  7. Come on! No one could do this.. One thing if she hadn't passed out but then again, maybe the nap did her good. I shouldn't poo poo. I've actually seen my mother do this although you could def tell she was drunk.

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  8. Hot damn. I had to filter through endless KTroll discourse to determine that @voyeur nailed this

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  9. That's some drunk dialing if she can manage to call an assistant while passed out on the floor.

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  10. Viggo Mortensen?

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  11. She does seem like she could be a pretty hard core partier.

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  12. Good god, as a sober sort I couldn't manage that level of ripped senseless at the peak of my non-sobriety.

    Always amazed at the capacity of others. Was she popping speed to offset the drowsiness?

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  13. I've hung around some sober drunks who were prolific drinkers. However, her skills out them to shame. She must have been sleeping for hours to be able to make a phone call afterwards.

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  14. Sounds like a typical Sunday Funday to me.

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  15. Sounds like a female me, cept I don't have/need and assistant and I never pass out in public.

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  16. @Haywood Jablomee
    You are dignity personified!

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  17. @Its just U
    As the token Geordie at CDaN, I will accept your compliment on behalf of my people. It was a compliment, right?

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  18. I wonder how many empty calories Mel B consumed in that bender? Jenny Craig Australia won't be happy if she gets booze bloat.

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  19. These chicks must be doing crank to be drinking and maintaining AND not putting on any serious poundage. Ah I remember those days. She's getting a little old for that shit is she not?

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  20. @Yoj Aye pet, it tis a compliment. You lot can drink like us lot.

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  21. She's English. She can handle. I'm Irish. I get it.
    So what.
    Next.

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  22. Have met her several times over the last decade. She's fun and really cool.

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  23. Very self deprecating. And a pleasure to see in my place of business. I give her a pass if this is true.

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  24. Howaya Jade did. Us Irish would call that a good weekend!

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  25. @Yoj Thanks for the kind words. To return the complement I must note that your Count Jerkula impersonation on the Maxsim post this weekend was quite impressive. I gave you a grade of "A", and not just for the fine effort. Were I to give you a "B" rating, your "P" and "M" may feel slighted.

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