February 4, 2014
This foreign born C+ list celebrity who is most known in the States for being the long long time girlfriend of this former B list mostly movie actor from one of the biggest films in history turned do nothing stay at home dad is so concerned about making a buck that even when her boyfriends are paying her thousands of dollars a day if they ask her to do something like buy a burger she asks for a minimum of $100 and she will keep the change.
Kelly Brook/Billy Zane
This foreign born C+ list celebrity who is most known in the States for being the long long time girlfriend of this former B list mostly movie actor from one of the biggest films in history turned do nothing stay at home dad is so concerned about making a buck that even when her boyfriends are paying her thousands of dollars a day if they ask her to do something like buy a burger she asks for a minimum of $100 and she will keep the change.
Kelly Brook/Billy Zane
Way to go Sandyboo!!!!
ReplyDeleteSnatch that cash grabba grabba.
ReplyDeleteDM has a thing on her today
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So she is a professional beard? As if Zane could afford that. and the solution o that is simple- if she was buying lunch etc I would give her exact change.
ReplyDeleteShes not a beard Derek shes a Yacht Girl.
ReplyDeleteEvery time I see that name, I think of Kelly Lebrock. She was gorgeous and now she looks like that plastic surgery cat lady. :/
ReplyDeleteIf someone demands $100 to deliver a cheeseburger and wants to keep the change, it's not easy to figure who's the chump.
well she dated Stathom as well right?
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ReplyDeleteif zane is a stay at home dad then he's not doing nothing, enty. don't be hating on stay at home parents.
ReplyDeletePreach, jack!
Delete+1 jack ducky
DeleteMe too, @7. She was fabulous.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to get plastic surgery until they learn how to not make every face look exactly like the last face on the assembly line. Same nose, same chicken cutlet cheekbones, same lips, same jawline. It's creepy.
Judging from recent photos, she buys the boyfriend a burger, and three for herself, and then keeps what's leftover.
ReplyDeleteHey, lady h. how are you today?
ReplyDeleteAhhhh it's all good in HeisenWorld @ducky!!! Thanks for asking!!! How are you doin? (I have a feeling you are much better after these GIFs) ;)
DeleteI am doing quite well! And yes those gifs were definitely to my liking. Moriarty (my car) and I went on a road trip this weekend and it was lovely!
DeleteShes dated a lot of actors and beat up Stratham recently.
ReplyDeleteSo she's a hooker who not only takes the agreed upon fee, she swindles her clients as well. Good to know.
ReplyDeleteBollox.
ReplyDelete@jackyducky. I love your cars name. A friend had Viv & another Len. My GPS is Victoria. Last one was Miss Carter after the kids' math teacher, the voice was very very dull, until you made a mistake!
ReplyDeleteHope you & Moriaty had a great time :)
GET MONEY BITCH!
ReplyDeleteLOL @Boko
ReplyDeleteI just saw Kelly Brook in the DM and had no idea she dated Zane.
ReplyDeleteAnd Zane can't be a stay at home dad since he doesn't have custody or visitation rights for his kid, right?
She's been promoting her autobiography in the UK. I repeat, her autobiography. *sigh* Theresa Berkeley, Mata Hari, Clara Ward, Lulu White, et al, and this is the courtesan's memoirs we get?
ReplyDeleteWhen Kelly Brook can knock Billy Zane unconscious in an elevator, society will take f-on-m "domestic" violence seriously.
ReplyDeleteBut her alledly fiancee isnt rich enough to pay her thousands od dollars a day.... I mean he went to Big brother recetly
ReplyDeleteWhat's wrong with being a stay at home dad?
ReplyDeleteWORD Jack Ducky!!! :)
ReplyDeleteWORD Jack Ducky!!! :)
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