Blind Items Revealed
February 7, 2014
#3- This former B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition who has not done much acting since her hit network show ended was at a party south of the border and got drunk. She ended up dancing on tables in front of the President of the country. She tried to give him a lap dance but his security team pulled her away.
Eva Longoria
#3- This former B list mostly television actress with A list name recognition who has not done much acting since her hit network show ended was at a party south of the border and got drunk. She ended up dancing on tables in front of the President of the country. She tried to give him a lap dance but his security team pulled her away.
Eva Longoria
Bitch likes politicians
ReplyDeleteOh Eva L wants to be the new Evita eh? Not gunna happen so don't cry for me, Argentina!
ReplyDeleteOh and high five to @MontanaM for this one! Way to go!!!
Uncomfortable much?
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteWhen a politician doesn't accept your lap dance it's time to ....call in the burros.
Oh my!
ReplyDeleteDoes she want to end up in a Mexican or South American jail?
ReplyDeleteDesperate much?
ReplyDelete+1 Lotta
DeleteSo it "happened" to the Global Gift Gala at Mexico this year
ReplyDelete¡Ay carrumba!
ReplyDeleteThat's all I got. But I bet this was a darn funny sight and I wish I'd been there.
I don't believe this. Also, Eva has a new movie out.
ReplyDelete(I'm not a fan, I just can't see her doing this in front of the President of a country. And trying to give him a lap dance? She just doesn't seem low class like that.)
Well she won't be the next Jackie Kennedy, what a shocker.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I have no idea if this really happened or not. But if you've ever partied in Mexico, you know anything's possible. Folks know how to have a good time there! Makes me miss my South Texas home :-(.
ReplyDeleteI kinda believe this. It's possible. Actually, probable. The key word here is drunk.
ReplyDeleteIf Eva Longoria tried to give me a lap-dance and my security team pulled her away, I'd fire them.
ReplyDeleteJust sayin'!
intoxicated table dancing is so 20yo girl.
ReplyDeleteEva has been looking like she's had too many tequila shots.
ReplyDeleteI don't comment very much here due to the fact 1)work prevents me doing much from random quick glances on the site and 2), the super sleuths on cdan make me look like an amateur. Longwhoria has been a heavy dranker for quite awhile. While i lived in San Antonio i had a rather good friend who worked for the Spurs in a high capacity. One of her jobs was to make sure the players wives were comfortable and "sedated" during games. Long story short, she developed a passing friendship with a few wives and was invited to a costume New Year's Eve party at Brent Barry's home. (Mind you, when he was still married to Erin Barry) i showed up dressed as George Michael and my friend as Amy Winehouse. Three other people were dressed up...everyone else was trying to be chic'...so i pulled off my clip on earring and my aviators and started plowing myself with booze. (Open bar) On my third trip to the bar inside 40 minutes Eva and Tony strolled in. He's gorgeous in person, she...pretty, but at the time her foundation was akin to that of a japanese kabuki artist. White face, brown from the neck down. I met her in passing and she seemed non pulsed in general. That boraca put my drinking to shame and preceded to sing several karaoke songs with her mini entourage. (I recall like a virgin.) Tony was kind and engaged, although he wasn't as tall as i had imagined he would be, but then again i'm six three and oblivious to most sports going ons. High light was Manu Ginobili asking me if i thought i had had enough to drink. Jesus, if only i was able to go back to my 20's and practice even mild restraint. ha. Happy weekend all!
ReplyDeleteLove the kabuki makeup reference CookieKwan!
DeleteAs an aside, i'm not shocked she is friends with Melanie Griffith. Eva smokes like a freight train. Then again, so do i.
ReplyDeleteCookieKwan, great T!!! Thanks for sharing, welcome to the site and keep telling good stories!
DeleteMexican president is married to a hot actress. Getting a lap dance from Longoria, besides un-presidential, is a downgrade.
ReplyDeleteFunny, I always thought it was another prez she wanted to give the lap dance to..
ReplyDeleteSounds like you had a great laugh ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm sensing there are more stories of that night, No???
@CookieKwan ^^ !!!
ReplyDeleteGood lord, you would figure she has enough money that she dont have to gold dig. Or is she just looking to land someone powerful and not necessarily rich?
ReplyDelete@Sherry: No problem!
ReplyDelete@Skippy: A few.*cough* openly smoking some of the best ganji i've ever had *cough*
*ganja
ReplyDelete@Count - I think she digs power and politics.
ReplyDelete@Frufra & @CookieKwan. Awww...I miss living in South Texas. Dry heat. Bluebonnet season. Blue Bell Ice Cream. No state income tax. Really good, really cheap Mexican food. Big Red. Sorry, I know this is a gossip site but sometimes a girl gets homesick.
ReplyDeleteeva desperate longwhoria is going to live alone w/ her cats
ReplyDelete@CookieKwan!!!! Nice to see your name pop up, sexy pants! Thanks for the awesome story.
ReplyDelete@CookieKwan#1WestSide
ReplyDeleteDon't let your poor sleuthing keep you away. After all, it hasn't stopped me!
@Juniper: Nothing like Big Red and some mole con pollo on a Sunday after plowing through Shiners and margaritas on Saturday. If you have blue bell in your area, the blackberry cobbler and italian cream cake are awesome They're rolling out new flavors with regularity. The magic cookie bar isn't anything to scoff at either. If you're ever in the area I'm less than an hour from South Padre Island. Micheladas on the beach! (Invite to all!)
ReplyDelete@Lady Hisenberg: Good to see you again! I hope all is well in California. If I had the technical savvy i'd link to Afroman's 'Because i got high'. Have a relaxed Sunday toots.
@Yoj: I will! If I can make time for my de-stressing decoupage, damn it I will MAKE more time for CDAN!
ReplyDelete@CookieKwan - hold up. I lived less than an hour from South Padre for 8 years - in Harlingen. Grew up in San Antonio, and have lived in Oklahoma for the last 4.5 years. Yes, they let Texans move to Oklahoma. And it isn't half bad here, actually. But I miss la raza and all the good times, cold beer, and la comida - so very much!
ReplyDeleteIf you're ever in Harlingen, Cookie, tie one on (food and beverage-wise) at Pepe's for me. I crave that place!
ReplyDelete@Frufra: I would, but I already had lunch there last Monday and Wed. *grin* I need to wait at least a week, lest I want to come across as a glutton for refried beans that fall from the mouth of God.
ReplyDeleteOk, Cookie, that's just not fair. AT ALL. I'm going to think about that all night. I miss my caldo loco with the burning fire of a thousand suns. People up here just don't know how to cook. It's so sad. And the chips and salsa - OMG, you just can't understand how good they are unless you've been there.
ReplyDeleteAnd Las Vegas Cafe. Drool. And Dirty Al's out on the island. Waaaah - I'm homesick now :-(.
ReplyDeleteAlso - up here, there's no Big Red. Try to wrap your head around that. And it's super-hard to find any Mexican sodas. But Sam's does carry Mexican Coke. And I can get my Knorr's Caldo de Pollo at the dreaded WalMart. And WalMart carries fideo, too. We're just trying to piece together a decent life, damnit!
ReplyDeleteWe like Tortuga on Galveston Island.
ReplyDeleteThat loud thunk you heard was me falling down laughing.
ReplyDelete@MinPin - I haven't been to Galveston forever - it's probably been 20 years. We need to get down there and check out all the new stuff - the boardwalk and all.
ReplyDelete@Frufra OMG! I haven't had fideo in years! My grandmother used to make it all the time. And flour tortillas from scratch.
ReplyDeleteI so like Eva.
ReplyDeleteEva is a little rat fink that belongs on the end of a pencil with an eraser up her bum. Eva is the most over rated woman in Hollywood. Flat chested, bulging stomach and short legs does NOT make for a sexy woman. I just don't see the attraction.
ReplyDeleteIm sure the Mexican president invited her to his room when there was no audience....
ReplyDeleteMust have been one hell of a party.
ReplyDeleteShe's a little long in the tooth for you Count, but you have my blessings. Go for it.
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