March 20, 2014
This former A+ list mostly movie actor had to actually get down on his knees and beg his girlfriend to come back to him. He also had to start giving her more money and apparently they might even get married too because she left him for several weeks. The actor has never found anyone who is willing to put up with all of his kinks like this woman and he is desperate to keep her. She knows this and deserves every bit of what the actor is paying her. I don't know how she does it.
Eddie Murphy
This former A+ list mostly movie actor had to actually get down on his knees and beg his girlfriend to come back to him. He also had to start giving her more money and apparently they might even get married too because she left him for several weeks. The actor has never found anyone who is willing to put up with all of his kinks like this woman and he is desperate to keep her. She knows this and deserves every bit of what the actor is paying her. I don't know how she does it.
Eddie Murphy
So if she's supportive of his kinks, the question is, what made her leave?
ReplyDeleteLoved me some Eddie in the old days.
Sounds like she wanted a raise, Nutty
ReplyDeleteWas she making him neigh like the donkey from Shrek? That's what I would do all day long if I were dating him.
ReplyDeleteProbably why he is not dating me.
I thought she was just getting paid in overpriced coffee..well that could add up.
ReplyDelete((slow clap))
ReplyDelete...well played future Mrs. Murphy, well played.
Our resident Blind buster @MontanaM FTW
ReplyDeleteGood morning @Bacon Ranch
This was easy. Fly yo freak flag Eddie
ReplyDeleteI don't think this was easy, I wouldn't describe him as an actor, he's a comedian first. I would really truly love to know what those kinks are. I'm thinking he dresses as a girl and the girlfriend is wielding a big strap-on. Yep, that's my guess.
ReplyDeleteOr the gf pretends to be a man dressed as a woman and she has to tuck the strap on for starters.
DeleteI think the girlfriend - Paige Butcher, whose big roles as of IMDB was in 'Big Momma's House 2' - is beginning to age out of the hot-piece demographic and needs to get the ring *now* before a replacement arrives.
ReplyDeleteI think he's "Awwwwesome" in "Bowfinger" (as everyone in that flick). The dog in high heels,LOL..Christine Baranski"ooooh, Nouveeeaaaauuux cinema"
ReplyDeleteShe must really know how to work that strap on
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly sandybrook. That and her willingness to engage in threesomes with transvestites.
DeleteYou got no ice cream
ReplyDeleteyou got no ice cream
You on the welfare
you on the welfare
And you daddy's an alcoholic
Mornin' Lady and Danke!!
:D
His girlfriend Paige is truly stunning.
ReplyDeleteFiggy, Eddie is the 2nd highest grossing actor of all time.
Only Tom Hanks has brought in more, and not by much.
@Rolo, 'Bowfinger' is one of my favorites - an unsung classic. I like it when the meglomaniac movie star version of Eddie counts the number of times the letter 'k' appears in a script, divides by 3, and complains that there are x number of references to the KKK in the movie....and he won't take the part.
ReplyDelete@Maxxxy, didn't know that, but I'm impressed. If he got 10 bucks for every time I've run 'Coming to America' at my house, he'd probably have beat Hanks.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya Nutty. I deposited my fair share towards his total over the years too. His movies flat out ruled for a time.
ReplyDeleteLOLZ! That's why I attached the never show it to the Laker Girls clip at Mind head for Montana's victory! I love Bowfinger! I am KIT
ReplyDeleteKeep It Together!!!
@Nutty & @Lady H.-makes me laugh Heartily & A lot! so many funny lines & situations & yes @Nutty,Unsung classic,not sure why.
ReplyDeleteLOL @Bacon Ranch! I loved Delirious!
ReplyDeleteI can't help it, I love Donkey.
Murphy isn't even in the top ten grossing actors if you subtract out voice work, which is how the studios judge box office pulling power. He couldn't get even a moderately-budgeted comedy greenlit on his own these days.
ReplyDeleteso, what are his kinks? (or maybe we don't want to know!)
ReplyDelete@Vera : rumor is Eddie likes to get his freak on
ReplyDeletePegging, etc
I also thought she got paid in iced coffee LOL
@Teresa C., "paid in iced coffee" LOL
ReplyDeleteSecond highest grosser actor? I thought that would be Harrison Ford.
ReplyDeleteBut I bet he could get an SNL skit
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ReplyDeleteFYI
ReplyDelete1. Tom Hanks
2. Eddie Murphy
3. Harrison Ford
4. Robin Williams
5. Tom Cruise
http://xfinity.comcast.net/slideshow/entertainment-topgrossingactors/25/
Paige is a serious hottie but she has figured out that she needs a retirement package. No guy wants her after Eddie has warped her in who knows what ways.
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