December 19, 2013
This former C list reality star/C list celebrity with A list name recognition does drugs with family members and has been buying urine to pass court ordered drug tests.
Brooke Mueller
This former C list reality star/C list celebrity with A list name recognition does drugs with family members and has been buying urine to pass court ordered drug tests.
Brooke Mueller
1-800-urine
ReplyDeleteCircle K or 7-11?
ReplyDeleteHEY!
Delete@Jacq saved the day and nailed it!!! Way to go!!!
ReplyDelete"No way!" Said no one. Ever. Anywhere.
ReplyDeleteA list name recognition? It took me a minute to even register who the hell she is. Uhhh Sheen, druggy, ex... For a minute I was confusing her with Leighton Meeter. They all sound the same.
ReplyDeleteSorry
ReplyDeleteI actually know someone who did this. Sadly he waited too long and the pee wasn't the right temp. Busted and fired. Just cuz he smoked some weed.
ReplyDeleteOMG
ReplyDeletei FINALLY did it! just testing the clicky linky thingy, as u were...
^^ excited for you. I've never managed that. I love the attitude of that penguin.
ReplyDeleteOh my God!!! @Virginia has generated the clicky power and this changes evvverrrrrythaaaaaang!!!! Yay!!!!
ReplyDelete@skippy
ReplyDeletewhy thank you i owe it to 7of11. that penguin is a pisser. hehehehe
@LadyH
thank you for the sexy applauding Bowie. rawrr
;^)
I thought it was Brooke Burke at first!!
ReplyDeleteDUH
ReplyDeleteKidPinGil, same. And was to bored to look her up. 20 rehabs is it now?
ReplyDeleteSo...family members as in her parents, perhaps?
ReplyDelete@Virginia Staley
ReplyDeleteI think you'll find that this is the appropriate way to celebrate.
selena// i think this means her brother she let take "custody" of her sons so she wouldn't lose her $50k/month from carlos danger....when denise turned them back in to cps to try to get them tested for fetal alcohol syndrom, which brooke and charlie shot down b/c they wanted to cover up her meth use ALL DURING HER PREGNANCY FWIW..
ReplyDelete@sugarbread maker
ReplyDelete"[C]arlos danger" *snort*
I had to take a drug test once for a government contract. When I went in to the bathroom to pee, all the taps were taped shut and there was a little thermometer on the outside of the plastic cup!
ReplyDeleteoh snap pb!! the gov got your number boo!!
ReplyDelete@sugarbread, ALMOST!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is so weird, but basically I'm kinda straightlaced and never tried MJ until my 20's ... didn't get high the first couple of times, then one time I inhaled a LOT (boyfriend and his buddy/supplier kept telling me I was doing it wrong). So, we are sitting on the front steps, it's time to go to a comedy show (we have tickets) ... I stand up and my legs buckle.
We get into the comedy club, it's sold out, we're making our way to our table and I start to crack up at what the comic on stage is saying, and basically I laugh so hard for 2+ hours that my ribs hurt for days afterward.
One of the best memories of my life.
But I still never had much of a thing for pot ...then I'm living in Cambridge MA for a year, meet this kid who invites me over, shows me how to smoke out of a bong. Again, I'm getting full lungfuls but he keeps trying to show me how to do it "right" - so I have a bad reaction ... first I want to throw up, but don't, then I have this kind of psychedelic reaction where I feel like I'm watching a slide show in VERY fast motion. For hours. Awful.
So, that pretty much killed it for me, I think I have consumed marijuana ONCE since then.
But right after that ... I got this high-paying contract in Washington DC working for a government agency ... I start like two weeks after the bong incident. The gov't contractor who hired me tells me I have to take a urine test within my first week on the job. So they schedule me for Friday.
I think nothing of it because I've always been so squeaky clean. Then I remember - THE BONG. OMG.
So I do my research and find you can test positive for 3 weeks after consuming MJ. The Friday of my test is day 18. So I "forget." They tell me I *have* to go in on Monday, so I do. I didn't try to cheat, I thought I'd be OK. And I was.
But still ... I made $90,000 in 6 months on that contract, and I could have lost it if I had failed that drug test.
I actually HATE MJ now, because of that experience. Even the smell makes me nauseated. I tried hash pound cake in Amsterdam once, no effect and it wasn't even tasty - like eating sawdust. But that is it. Never again.
Now,
Buying urine? Good lord!! Surely, she must have moments of clarity and cannot be stupid enough to think she deserves custody of her children.
ReplyDeletepg.. i tried pot a few times as a teenager.. one time when forrest gump 1st hit theaters .. i went to a friends apt w/ co-workers and got high. then we went to theater next do to see fg.. i remembered NOTHING about fg except i laughed mao for 3 hours and my abs hurt!!!
ReplyDeletei never was a pot head but i smoked it a few times w/ neighbors b4 moving to vegas. i got hired at a casino and am being interviewed by cm who says we do a drug test as you know (they all do except state line ones) and if you've done anything in the last 3 mos you won't get hired"..it had been like 88 or 89, i was trying to calculate later when i got home.. anyway.. i asked him "is it roughly 3 months or exactly 90 days?? just asking??" he looked at me w/ a look that could freeeze haite and said exactly 90.. i said ok see you on tuesday..they auditioned on thursday, test on fri, or monday and start tuesday but if it comes back dirty you're fired b/c you don't get tips for training days anyway.. that's my story..
and yes, when i 1st started out i was doing it wrong too.. couldn't feel it.. wasn't holding it, smoking it like a cigarette, which i've also never smoked.. to square to be cool i guess...nut i have all my teef and no wrinkles!!!
oh and they do hair tests in vegas, so someone verifies your id and takes you back and snips a CHUNK of hair from the back of your head.. i swear i stayed there too long b/c i didn't want another chunk of hair coming out of my pretty full head of hair!!
ReplyDeleteif your bald they do armpit hair,,ugh gross.
Side effects of trying to keep up with Charlie. I'm surprised that Denise made it though relatively unscathed.
ReplyDeleteWell that last name's fitting for this reveal.
ReplyDelete"Mule" - her