Monday, September 01, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

May 14, 2010

#1 & #2 - This B list cable talk show host of a very highly rated cable show has the coke addiction of all coke addictions. Not only does our host snort coke all day and night, our host also does coke before, during, and after the show.

Chelsea Handler (the good news is she managed to quit and only drinks now)



25 comments:

  1. chelsea quit coke?? news to me

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  2. We'll then it makes me wonder how much coke one has to do before they get really thin? Not that Chelsea is frat but I thought come made people skinny. She must get the same cut up stuff Rob Ford scores.

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    1. Typo. I meant she's not fat. (Not "frat". Surprised auto type didn't write "FART". Sheesh.)

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  3. If shes still drinking she can always go back to coke if she hadn't already. You quit one addiction you have to quit them all.

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  4. Stopping isn't the same as quitting.

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  5. Oh this broad and her shenanigans.

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  6. Even though she quit coke, addiction is written all over her face. Drugs and booze accelerate the aging process at lightning speed.

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    1. This! She is certainly not fresh-faced.

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    2. She does not look 39 either

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  7. Don't believe she gave up the coke. And true you must give them all up.

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  8. oh, she only drinks now? are you kidding me?

    it's amazing to me the ignorance STILL out there about addiction. so sad.

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  9. No way did she quit coke...

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  10. Too bad she quit. I wouldn't mind her OD'ing.

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  11. Exactly @nancer! "only" drinks? ONLY? Well gee, that's great, except that alcohol is actually the deadliest addiction there is, so...

    for fuck's sake.

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  12. @Count Jerkula
    The Count's emerged from his wanking cave!
    Have you developed carpal tunnel syndrome?

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  13. Yeah, because drinking is a much lesser vice. NO. She's still an addict who has substituted one addiction for another.

    Handler is disgusting on so many levels (the most egregious being her total lack of comedic talent).

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  14. Come on Enty. This is what addicts do. Exchange one drug addiction for another. I remember when Keith Richards said he quit heroin. He picked up Bourbon in a big way, drinking as much as he was stoned on heroin.

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  15. I remember the first time she said how old she was. She's younger than her friend Jen Anniston by 5-6 years and LORD! Chelsea looks at least 5-6 yrs OLDER than Anniston. I gotta hand it to her though. She certainly has made an assload of money being an open alcoholic. I'd rather hang around her anyday than Lindsey "I no longer party" Lohan. She certainly doesn't lie or make apologies for how she lives her life. I can respect that even if that's not my lifestyle anymore.

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    1. I never would've guessed Aniston has 5-6 years on her.

      Dear Beauty Gods,
      Please don't put the binge drinking of my early twenties on my face when I get older.
      Love & moisturizer,
      Scarlett Drawl

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  16. What's wrong with coke? I have two to three cans a day. Cherry Coke Zero that is.

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  17. Is this why she and Stupid Jenny are not so close? Coke heads stick together.

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  19. Wasn't Handler recently revealed as the subject of a blind about a celebrity who mixes alcohol and pills?

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