January 31, 2014
This female talk show host came to the door naked when a limo driver picked her up at her place. She was running late and, to be fair, did have a pair of sunglasses on. On the way to the airport she did a couple of lines o coke and helped herself to the complimentary mini bar and actually looked pretty good when she got out of the car an hour later.
Chelsea Handler
This female talk show host came to the door naked when a limo driver picked her up at her place. She was running late and, to be fair, did have a pair of sunglasses on. On the way to the airport she did a couple of lines o coke and helped herself to the complimentary mini bar and actually looked pretty good when she got out of the car an hour later.
Chelsea Handler
Yikes! Girl got issues.
ReplyDeleteMultitasking! If I had a better body, I'd absolutely do this. Driving AND getting dressed? For peasants!
ReplyDeleteId have to have my eyes bleached out after seeing her nekkid shes ugh...
ReplyDeleteThe fact that she still looks good is horrific. I can only imagine her tolerance. Didn't Enty suggest in a more recent blind that Chelsea has been laying off the yayo but smoking up her booze in return?
ReplyDeleteAh, so she did the Angelina Jolie trick, but in a limo instead of a bathroom.
ReplyDeleteI like the free limo mini bars.
ReplyDeleteSmoking up?!? Lol amping apparently gets autocorrected to smoking in mah phone. This wasn't early as bad as that time I asked this dude when he was gunna be ready and it autocorrected to something about gonnorhea
ReplyDeleteAhahahhHhah, oh my.
DeletePretty good for a piece of driftwood, you mean?
ReplyDeleteThere should be such a thing as hazard pay for that limo driver.
ReplyDelete@Veronica: Someone needs to get that hazard pay from Mike Ehrmantraut stat! (****BrBa spoilers****)
DeleteLady the blind was January and she signed her Netflix deal in august. Maybe she cleaned up to land a deal. .She announced she was leaving e in march I think. Good morning too.
ReplyDeleteThanks sugarbread! And good morning to you too, my sunshine!!!
DeleteThat was me this morning. . I'm tired. I hate Mondays. I have to put 2 of my dogs down later today. Not looking forward to it...
DeleteOh no sugarbread you cannot be serious. I'm tearing up for you as I type this. ALL of the HeisenHugs in the world to mah boo!!!
DeleteI'll try to be around later if you need to talk to anyone, sweetie! We are here for you!!! <3
DeleteThanks lady it's going to be a rough day today. .
DeleteShe doesn't look that good anymore, I think she was a hot party girl when younger, but really never grew out of it & honestly being besties with different celebs that really just didn't want her making nasty jokes about them on her show went to her head.
ReplyDeleteThe alcohol is taking it's toll, she was still fairly cute when she was on "Girls Behaving Badly".
ReplyDeleteHonestly, though her stand up was about what really all femal stand up is about what an ugly slut she is & what an ugly slut every other woman is.
Word @Shelly! I loved Chelsea on the Chelsea Handler Show too. And say whatever one will, but Chelsea is fucking hot in person. I saw her once in La Jolla and her skin in to die for. Which is insane considering her lifestyle.
DeleteThat above is my favorite Chelsea moment and it is epic.
Why do no attractive female celebrities ever answer the door naked when I come calling?
ReplyDeleteSuuuure, the limo driver gets the free show, but when I show up, it's police this and restraining order that....
If she really is 38, then I think alcohol and nose candy have definitely taken its toll on her. I'm her age and I look 20 years younger than her!
ReplyDeleteJessi : with all her money, access to beauty/skin treatments, she really does look rough. Like a stuntman's elbow.
Delete@Jessi
DeleteYou're 38 and look 18? Share your secrets...
Good genes from my Greek ancestors and oil of olay since I was a preteen are my secrets. I can pass for 30 and she looks 50! :)
Delete@sugar, omg,you just shocked me just perusing thru this.
ReplyDeleteWow,I am Sooo sorry 7 i'll be thinking of you all day-that's just terrible. :(
Truly sorry about your dogs. Part of being a good pet provider is knowing when but that doesn't make it any easier. Stay strong, try not to cry in front of them.
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ReplyDeleteI love Chelsea. She's a bad bitch.
ReplyDeleteThanks guys.. I'm going to nap now and take care of it later this afternoon. . Thanks for the sugarhugs. .
ReplyDeleteSugarbread : tried to send you a message. My heart breaks for you.
DeleteCan't begin to imagine. Mega hugs for you. Xx
My thoughts are with ya @sugartitties! I'll be keeping an eye out for you later in Photos #6 (today's last post)
DeleteJust speaking from witnessing a hairy, bong smoking housemate answer the door in the raw - it is a GREAT way to get rid of mormons door knocking
ReplyDeleteGod, she's a tacky mess.
ReplyDeleteHey! That's not a nice thing to say about moi, Aunt Liddy!!! How art thou?
DeleteLady, lol. Sorry!
DeleteThis is no secret; Chelsea loves to party. She is losing her youth and seems to look "hard"- maybe vanity will help turn it around.
ReplyDelete@Sugarbread, hugs and love to you, sweetie. Such a hard decision, but you're doing what's best for your babies.
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear about your dogs, Sugarbread.
ReplyDeleteThanks guys. It's been a long day. I cried until there was nothing left but I needed to do what they need instead of what I wanted. . I am going to chill on sofa and watch crap TV tonight. . Thanks so much for the sugarhugs I will talk to you in the morning. ..Love ya. .
ReplyDeleteHeisenHeart ya too my @sugartitties. Sleep tight boo. <3
DeleteLady H., you can't be serious about her skin, can you?! Pardon my claws, but that is one HARD-lookin' woman, and "looking pretty good" for her is pretty bad for most of us. Drugs and booze will AGE us, ladies; throw in cigarettes and you've got the lose-your-looks trifecta. (All of that is even worse than laying out in the sun, from what I've heard from derms and estheticians.)
ReplyDeleteI think she and I are the same age, and I definitely look ten years younger. (And I ain't even all that.)
Sugarbread, you are in my thoughts and heart today. That might be the worst pain in the world. In some ways, it's worse than losing a human love. I am so, so sorry. We're all here for you, you know. ((HUGS)))