March 16, 2014
This married former A+list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner who still thinks of himself as the biggest star on the planet is actually an A again after a drop to B. The aging actor hired a hooker for the night but kept her less than 30 minutes. Our actor chose to leave his socks and his makeup on during the 30 minute session. I didn't know he wore makeup.
Nicolas Cage
This married former A+list mostly movie actor and Academy Award winner who still thinks of himself as the biggest star on the planet is actually an A again after a drop to B. The aging actor hired a hooker for the night but kept her less than 30 minutes. Our actor chose to leave his socks and his makeup on during the 30 minute session. I didn't know he wore makeup.
Nicolas Cage
I thought most actors wore makeup. Even off set.
ReplyDeleteWhy did he hire a hooker? You said before he shares his girlfriends with his son, why not call one of them?
ReplyDeleteHas there ever been an actor who's gone so far with little talent and a grotesque face?
ReplyDelete@Dexamyl...but there was once a charm about him. Once...
DeleteOwen Wilson
DeleteHey he did the Hooker a favor she made some money didn't have to stay with him and could go out and make aime more.
ReplyDelete*some*
ReplyDeleteTMI
ReplyDeleteEWWWWWW
ReplyDeletevalley girl is the shit
ReplyDeletehis guyliner addiction needs an intervention.. he and evan ross need a sit down
ReplyDeleteIs he married? Let him get whatever hooker he wants
ReplyDeleteWell damn he is married. Nvm I'll hide on the corner now
ReplyDeleteAside from Raising Arizona I have never seen his appeal. And only then cuz it's a Coen Bros movie and they can make everyone look good.
ReplyDeleteLoved him (and everyone else) in that so much.
Delete"TURN TO THE RIGHT!"
Why did I have to read this after eating lunch?
ReplyDeleteHow is he A list? His new movie "Left Behind" is a remake of that Christian movie Kirk Cameronworst made back in 2000. He's resorting to faith-based movies that your conservative Uncle's pastor recommends during every Sunday service. PLEEEEASE!!
ReplyDeleteI loved him in Valley Girl, liked him in a few others after that. Lately not so much.
ReplyDeleteI adored him in Valley Girl, too. But for me, it was all downhill for him after that. And that song, Melt With You, from the movie has been one of my lifetime favorites.
ReplyDeletePoor Kevin Costner took so much abuse on the original BI thread.
ReplyDeleteHe was in a lot of good movies at one time - Valley Girl, Raising Arizona, Peggy Sue Got Married, Moonstruck, Wild at Heart, Leaving Las Vegas...then he lost it or something. Socks on is a deal-breaker.
ReplyDeleteOf course Nic Cage wears makeup! LOL
ReplyDeleteLike father, like son
ReplyDeleteLike father, like son
ReplyDeleteI used to have a huge crush on him. I thought he oozed sex appeal and masculinity.
ReplyDeleteI always admired the fact that he changed his name from Coppola to Cage when he started acting. Plus I adore Patricia Arquette (who doesn't get the attention or respect she deserves - I think she's one of the best, most natural actresses EVER). He was married to her.
He has horrible posture though, his shoulders are hunched and his head sticks out like a turkey vulture.
@Prunella - your description of Nicolas Cage is hilarious: "his shoulders are hunched and his head sticks out like a turkey vulture."
ReplyDeleteI recently saw him in that movie Next and something didn't look right with him. His head looked disproportionately small and it looked like his hairpiece/wig/weave was too big and always in the wrong place, as if his hair did not fit his head and his head did not fit his body. I was distracted by that during the entire movie. The movie had a nice concept though (being able to have a glimpse into the immediate future).
I knew someone from awhile back who worked as his personal assistant. She said he was just plain weird.
ReplyDeleteAlmost no male actors wear makeup when not working. It's enough of a bitch to deal with the zits and gunk from wearing it when you're working.
ReplyDeleteHe is such a f*cking weirdo.
ReplyDeleteGawd! Does anybody give a flying fuck about him anymore?
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