Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Blind Items Revealed

June 12, 2014

This married former A list franchise mostly movie actor stiffed a waitress with no tip on a $2500 tab. She wouldn't sleep with him and he took it personally.

Nicolas Cage

31 comments:

  1. He married a waitress, so was under the impression that sex was part of the meal.

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  2. He has $2500 to spend on anything? I'm surprised

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    1. Ha!@jack ducky! Was my initial reaction too!

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  3. I've waited plenty of tables, I'm feeling lucky that I was never in a place like LA or Vegas where you get these types. I'm afraid I would have handled that badly

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  4. Likely story. He just had no money remaining to tip with.

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  5. It might be hard to find anyone who would these days.

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  6. About time to stop assuming all/any waitresses are whores. If I were a busboy or fry cook I'd kick his ass. (Then I'd stiff the waitress properly)

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  7. What a douche bag.

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  8. I would have said "Yes...I'd love to sleep with you, but I have the gift that keeps on giving, if you're ok with that."

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    1. That won't work in Hollywood. They all have the gift

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    2. He probably would have started naming his stds like throwing down playing cards.. "I'll see your herpes and raise you a chlamydia! !"

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    3. Ha!@sugarbread! I raise you with my gonorrhea.

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  9. Yup Sherry. Nic was partying in Vegas at the time of this blind with Andrew Dice Clay and Axl Rose. What a bunch of loooooosers

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    1. Now there's a threesome, or should I say trio, that would scare me if I saw them in Vegas.

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  10. @Haywood Jablomee
    I saw that porn film!

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  11. LOL @Lace!

    Ugh, @LadyH. H.I. McDonnough should not be hanging with the likes of Dice. :/

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  12. I think Mr. Cage should be careful eating at any restaurant from here on in.

    Staff could be putting things in his food and a smart waitress will say okay Nickey baby we can roll after my shift, get her tip and then tell him to drop dead.

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  13. Gross! Slap him with his toupee.

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  14. To think I used to have a crush on him.

    To his credit, he changed his name from Coppola to Cage when he started out in show biz, didn't want to coast on the family name (Francis Ford Coppola is his father's brother).

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  15. This is the opposite of that movie It Could Happen to You in which Nic Cage split the winning lottery ticket with waitress Bridget Fonda.

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  16. My mom worked as a waitress for decades at a popular cute diner chain in Cincy. She constantly told me to never go into it, even though she enjoyed her job, because of the peeps she sometimes ran into. She said that while some of the customers were wonderful (Sparky Anderson, Johnny. Bench were very nice, good tippers) there were lots of customers that weren't. And not just the rude ones, but ones like Yicklouse RatCage who thought all waitresses were prostitutes. Not to mention the brats who would pull the stupid gags like putting their tips in an upside down glass full of water and shiz. I have a tremendous respect for anyone who has the patience and stamina to do any kind of food service work.

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  17. Next time blow up dolls Nic!

    Or Ho-Lohan Or her sis Ho-Hilton - but they're a little pricy. Though if you got the blow I'm sure they'll give you a discount.

    Or go to a strip club. There's a hi-mamma waiting to cash in every 5+dime.

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  18. Should have offered her half a lottery ticket. Another mediocre film of his. A C-minus at best. But better than anything lately. His star has really dimmed. If you've never seen Red Rock West (tight thriller) Vampire's Kiss (too odd to describe) you should. If you haven't seen "Raising Arizona" you are useless.

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  19. He is under no obligation to tip anyone.
    That said, he really seems to be an asshole.

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  20. If there is no pic of cc receipt then it didn't happen.

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  21. Ugh on him, just ugh. Why doesnt he know how to conduct himself???

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  22. "It Could Happen to You", he said.

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  23. What a fuckwad. I used to like him but who does that to a waitress or waiter? An A+ Asshole.

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