The most absent celebrity mom probably goes to this B- list celebrity who used to be a reality star. She forced her husband to hire several nannies so she could continue her "career." Last week she didn't even say a word to her kid even though she spent most days and nights in the same house.
Kristn Cavalari
ReplyDeleteFarrah Abraham
ReplyDeleteNm dont think shes still married
ReplyDeleteHolly Madison
ReplyDeletehaha NO ONE would EVER marry Farrah---she had to go on that Couples Therapy show all by herself!
ReplyDeleteAmber Rose or Holly
ReplyDeleteAmber and Cannon rumors all over the Internet today
How nick cannon manages tiger any girl is beyond me.
Delete@jacky it must have been the douchetastic world's most expensive biscuits he was flossin.
DeleteI think this just might be them. Amber making Wiz get nannies so she can further her "career." Also explains how she has time to peg Bieber on the weekends.
Kristin C is also a great guess
What reality show was amber on though??
DeleteI like the k cavalleri guess Derek. She was at fashion week. She has a shoe line with Chinese laundry...
@sugarbread: Amber has guested on at least 4 reality shows, no solid gig though which is why this may be Calamari
DeleteI'm off topic again. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Just really need to ask @sugar something. I remember you being referred to sometimes as @sugartits. And saw this on HuffPo. Are you the same Sugartits. Please say yes? Pretty please?
DeleteIf only Kim K was B list.... *sigh*
ReplyDeletethank goodness for nannies
ReplyDeleteI feel so sorry for kids whose parents don't give a fuck about them. It really sucks. Fucking bitch doesn't deserve a child.
ReplyDeleteIf you are not going to attempt to do your best, don't have children. They are not accessories. Wait until they find out kids become teenagers with minds of their own. The kid will be selling stories to tabloids about how bad their mom is.
ReplyDeleteI pity any kid who has Amber Rose as a mom.
ReplyDeleteI've had the unfortunate experience to deal with Miz Rose in my place of business.
DeleteEntitled Ghetto trash about sums it up.
Was it Holly or Kendra who had her toddler in "school" all day?
ReplyDeleteHolly
DeleteKendra is actually hands on
Cavallari.
ReplyDeleteI hate that these people have babies just to try to make a fucking mini me.
I get the feeling cavalleri likes being a mom.
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson, hehe.
ReplyDeleteKristin C has 2 children..this say s"child"/
ReplyDeleteHearing stories like this just irks the petunia out of me. There are many people in the world who cannot have children even though they desperately want one.
ReplyDeleteThen these selfish fucks pop them out like a pez dispenser and don't want anything to do w/ their child/ren? Fuck them! Hope their kids turn on them in the worst fucking way!!!
Shanno Moakler
ReplyDeleteShanna*
ReplyDelete@ jade....she wreaks of it......but this isn't her. Thank god we have been spared( thus far) and she has never been a reality star
ReplyDeleteGouliana Rancid.
ReplyDeleteOoooooh nice guess there @Count. Guiliana is a terrible person from everything I've heard
DeleteWhat have you heard??
DeleteI had two friends who worked internships at E! while they studied at UCLA. They both said Guiliana was an absolute nightmare of a diva to work for. Treats staffers like shit. This was many years ago. I can only hope that Rancic has gotten better with motherhood and illness etc
DeleteCavelerri has 2 children@lady H..this said "child"
ReplyDeleteRancic is first and formost a host/ tv personality, then reality star( barely) @ Count
I'm with Count. I think this is G. Rancid. That baby is just a photo op to her it seems (if that even).
ReplyDeleteIf it was Giuliana it would mention the fact that she works....eg...host/anchor/ tv personality...this is a former reality star. period, is how it reads
ReplyDeleteThat's why career is "career" in blind
ReplyDeletegouhliana is not former reality star. her show is airing on E! and we. they are filing still.
ReplyDeleteI see what you mean there Tricia. Amber, Holly, and Guiliana are all on point guesses! Sad that so many moms can fit this description!
ReplyDelete@ SM I almost wrote that but , didn't want to be- incorrect..lol
ReplyDeleteBut yes she is a nightmare , one of my besties quit a high level position at E very recently cuz she sucks, and so do most people in upper management apparently...also, they she thinks the content is so trite and immature and pedestrian,she couldn't deal
@LH...yes! lilo's last #winning moment!!
ReplyDeleteKeibler?
ReplyDeletegood guess becca! i doubt there was a baby in the stroller **pram** in those clearly, set up pap shots for us weekly last weekly..
ReplyDeletegood guess becca! i doubt there was a baby in the stroller **pram** in those clearly, set up pap shots for us weekly last weekly..
ReplyDeleteKim Zolciac.
ReplyDeleteNice guess with Kim Z @Bunni!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking Kiebler earlier too but they ain't hitched
@Lady what u smoking today..can I have some LOL
DeleteKeibler is married
Zolzniak has like 6.5 kids...not 1..and by all accounts, is an mom actually
*a great mom
DeleteLOLOLOLOL Tricia. Doh! You're totally right. Add Kiebler elf as a fourth contender. I'm actually happy I forgot the intricacies of that loser's life. Her hubby is Pobre indeed...
DeleteAs for the other question; of course! Sharing is caring! I've been drinking sangria but I just raided my bf's naughty drawer and found Girl Scout Cookies OG, Cheesy Crack, and Cotton Candy Bubba if you are so inclined. Sharing is caring! Mwahhhhh
Woo hoo...enjoy!
DeleteCheck out palladium channel if u have right now...festival playing..Benicassim/2014/Spain...
Kasabian/libertines/goulding/Paul Weller/Lily A/chasing status/James!!
DeleteI love kasabian...and Weller
Was taped in July
Gassssp!!! TRICIA! Are you seriously not glued to the Fappening 2 link?!? I feel like I don't even know you right now!!! What kind of monster are you?!? LOL. Sounds highly entertaining!
DeleteOK peeps this is the greatest thing I've seen today on the internets. Apparently it came out a whiiiile so I don't know how I missed it :(
LH...ima music nerd and a zillion years older than u woman...what is fappening 2?
DeleteDon't laugh...
But Palladium channel is geeenius for all music genres fyi....
Ps who is blue eyes?She sexy AF and on right now....
Fappening 2 refers to the second round of hacked celebrity nude pics that have been posted to the internets throughout the day
Delete(But that is not the link I put above, which is SFW)
DeleteThank you woman-)
DeleteWhat's hot?
Riri was leaked right?
Jlaw was luminous....how to mach her?
Tricia: Count did a thorough review on that previous post today on the subject. This time around, it's more JLaw, Aubrey Plaza, Emily R from Blurred Lines (shout out to SD...my sister knew her way back when), RiRi, Bosworth, Lake Bell, Kaley C, Hayden P...
DeleteOh and don't forget Avril trying to pose sexy with a giant stuffed hello kitty. Creepy as fuck.
The good news is: I have now officially found what I will use as @Count Jerkula's signature gif
You rock @Lady
DeleteWhat about Shana Lamas Richie....she seems like the type that requires nannies
ReplyDeleteshayna lamas was in a coma for about 3 months.. maybe thats why she needs nannies..
ReplyDeleteWhat's the career she rushing back into(which she never had) after awakening from a coma.......
Delete@lady i have gs cookies too!! watching beyonce on the run now.. thelma and louide comes on tvgn at 430 pac
ReplyDeleteNo way! Right on Sugartitties. Also I advise you NOT to watch my clip of the day posted above...
Delete@Tricia--omg I swear we are the same person---I LOVE KASABIAN!!!!!! xoxoxoxooxoxooxo and Libertines obvs---never gotinto Paul Weller though
ReplyDeleteOld scholl soul/**UK/ was lead singer big a band I loved(style council)
DeleteVery soulful....he's amaze ..listen to his cover of wishing on a star
Tricia, as much as I love you, there's a glaring omission in your Paul Weller post. The Jam!!!!
DeleteI am off to get ready for work---where is YOJ btw is she done with us already---check ya tomorrow----and btw Tricia Tenacity my computer is fixed---your ass is dead for the blinds! lol xxoxoxooxo
ReplyDeleteDerek: you love Primal Scream? I met Bobby Gillespie at the Cherry Bar. Nice enough to pose for a pic with me (should be in my band pics on Google +) but seemed a bit crotchety with people.
Delete@Derek.. we are 1-)
ReplyDeleteLove it !!
Delete@Tricia ---don't distract me lollll---Test Transmission is my work out song--and don't even get me started about Primal Scream! lol xoxo
ReplyDeleteXxxooo
ReplyDelete@Lady H---be nice to Avril lma---I promise you she doesn't listen to Nickleback---I knowpeople who know her well and I said hi to once during her peak---she is EXACTLY like she iswhen you see he on tv---she is getting rich bitch!----I am only guted that Kiki was on the list--bust sh as the only celeb to have a cool a fuck response---notice how clasy actresses are not on the list though-hell even Lilo didn't make t list---and if you wanna argue about is it real I it fake Winona is on IMDB undermsg boards abouther (I asked permission to tell) under the name Irelandwithlove kk bye bye xox0
ReplyDeletelady.. i am vaping dream queen and watching witney cummings special.. lazy sunday. 1.5 hours to ray donovan..making myself laugh!!!
ReplyDelete@trainrides.. i'll be any sugartitties you want me to be!!
ReplyDeletei also am hating justin bieber,
tricia. are you lovenest?? is that yours??
ReplyDeletewhitney just called girlscouts hookers!! they sell stuff to people in little miniskirts!
ReplyDelete@SM..it's my affectionate term for my home...
ReplyDeleteOn a good day:)
ahh whats your email??
ReplyDeleteI don't know anything about Giuliana Rancic other than that she married that Apprentice guy and she had cancer. But whenever I see her on TV or the internet I am struck by how hideously strangely shaped her head is. If you made a chart of the evolution of the shape of human heads she'd be somewhere between "normal person" and "space alien."
ReplyDeleteNot to mention she has ZERO charm or personality on TV. The screen just goes flat whenever she's on. Doesn't she co-host Miss Universe or Miss USA or something? Whatever - she's terrible.
pb. she looks like a preying mantis to me..
ReplyDelete@Derek: Niiiice I'm saving that for a rainy day! Thank you! Hope your work day goes well sir!
ReplyDelete@sugartitties sounds fun. That sounds more like a Whitney Houston rant than a Whitney Cummings rant though. Do you cook with your vaped buds? Have a great one! Let's see if my Ray Donovan theories pan ooot tonight.
@trainrides: that was glorious. Your clickies always crack me up :)
Happy Birthday to Bill Murray!!
Holy shit....
DeleteTonight's RD was crayyyyyy
She may not be nice IRL, but I don't like Giuliana for this. She tried desperately for a kid for years. I don't think it was just for publicity.
ReplyDeleteTori Spelling.
ReplyDeleteim on sofa watching the end of thelma and louise on tvgn waiting for rd.. feeding my 2 remaining furballs chx and string cheese..
ReplyDeletepb.. good luck to your furballs too!!
ReplyDelete@SM
ReplyDeleteInfo in my profile (I believe)
@zach... I agree...she wanted that bay bay...
ReplyDeletePlus she still on TV (ugh)
Zach and trish- that she wanted a baby doesnt mean she knows how to parent. She seems awfully awkward with her son. She aleady had a full life in place. Right away when she had him she said her and bill's relationship still comes first. (That sentiment, which i hv heard before, really irks me. Just how insecure are you, and how much friggin attention do u need?). I think they love their child, play with him, enjoy him and then turn him over to nannies. Where he prob is most of time, becsuse they work alot. Up all night with sick is, wearing stained pjs and so exhausted you're crying into the crook of your babys neck? I dont see her doing that.
Deletei was waiting for my boo to post about it..the lapd will now get rays phone and i womder if cookie will go over to rays house and his wife will kill him there. i bet someone from lapd tips off cookie and the shootout at chez ray will be epic..
ReplyDeleteIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!
WARNING: ***Ray D & BrBa spoilers****
DeleteSo insane @sugartits! You can't get away with anything in today's Twittersphere! If CCTV and traffic light cameras won't getcha, you can sure as hell count on an opportunistic bad Samaritan! The Murder footage is in the trunk with a bunch of cash. Ray's crime luckily doesn't seem to justify a search of his car. I think Cookie will just show up at Ray's place looking for him and wifey will flip out and maybe shoot him. We will see. Silly Cookie: he could've just done a standard Internet search of individuals in local custody to confirm that Ray is in LA County!
I'm not sure it's gunna get that bloody that quickly though. Wife and daughter whacked by S2 would be a major move to make so early on. RD seems like a series they want to keep around for awhile and it's hard to keep momentum when you write an arc so huge so soon in. For example, Pinkman was supposed to die in the turn of S1/S2, and a few episodes later, Tuco was slated to do a home invasion on the White residence, with the family tangled in it. The BrBa writing team nixed that for the reasons above, and it would be unconventional, but not impossible for RD to go that route. I could see your prediction panning out.
It's also a nice parallel to see those two TV alpha males who claim to do everything to protect their families fucking them over directly by their own actions and nothing else. I was shocked at how easily Ray lost his cool around those cops, assaulting Mickey and threatening to kill him. He should know better than to act like an entitled ass who can act with impunity. But even Ray can't keep it together when it comes to family. Either that or Ray was just ready to go down for whatever, he was planning to go to jail anyways, so who cares for what? I've seen this sense of "inevitability" that some people sense about being incarcerated and it ain't pretty.
So is Ezra trying to put a hit out on Kate? Or on Ray? Maybe he just wants to get mani pedis, I hope. I don't think Ray would give up the burial site. The Volchek swinging footage yes, the body -no. Cookie knows that dumb cop is on his radar, which is no Bueno. Will Ray fuck up the parole officer- he didn't just fuck over Mickey! What a dick!
I love the Chekhov nods to those oxygen tanks! Poor, poor Terry. This may blow the lid open on the gym's finances. Where was Bunchy?!
Whew....sorry I wrote that all out but I know my sugartitties appreciates it! I'm off to bed but please share any RD thoughts yall! Goodnighty!!
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ReplyDeletei meant lady h and chez ray but i love you too tricia..
ReplyDeletecookie didn't check w/ lapd b/c ray gets paid to not get arrested and screw up. and yes , after last weeks swimming nude in the ocean finale, i think at this point ray gives zero fucks about anything, which makes him dangerous and enticing to watch..
ReplyDeletei think ray takes out ezra b/c he's sick of his crap too and it would make his life easier w/ him gone. and don't forget the train will keep rolling w/o ezra.. ezra's insanity memory loss, whatever is a liability to everyone, including ray.. i think ray will tie up loose ends next week w/ ezra
i think the boyfriend cop might go over to check on the wife and end up in crosshairs cookie..
i didn't realize the evidence was in the trunk. i wonder if conner drives his car home or mickey.. probably mickey and finds the cash and evidence and decides to go rogue,,
nice gif too!!!
ReplyDeletei just watched madame secretary.. i liked it.. nice job.. look for a lot of actors from house of cards that moved to cbs.. lots!!!
@Bee...sorry so late but...
ReplyDeletePaul weller and THE JAM rocks baby:)))
Kim Z's other kids are older. I think it's her because she seems to have that Kroy dude in check.
ReplyDeleteWell, nobody cares anymore but I'm just gonna go on record to state that Kendra is NOT a hands-on mom. She is in fact the one who's had her kid in "school" for eight hours a day since he was two years old. Holly's no better, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteCeekay-thank i agree but was too lazy to write it!! Lololol
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