Sunday, September 07, 2014

Blind Item #8

Someone is lying. She says they have an amazing sex life while he says they have not had sex in this calendar year. Considering she is telling the world and he is telling his boyfriend it is a tossup deciding who is being truthful.


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    1. GQ lost whatever credibility and class it pretended to have.

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    2. That just proves how desperate they are to be liked and validated by the more famous. . Giving your child a Stupid name because someone more famous than you likes it proves just how shallow and insecure you are..
      All falls down. .Huh Kanye? ?

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    3. Lol @sugartits! I was going to post about that! They named their baster-made human science fair project North West because Pharrell and Anna Wintour said the name was "genius!" Too bad the joke is on Kimye because what they do not realize is that PharrAnna was carrying out the instructions of the Satanic Church and the Illuminati's upper echelon.

      The tragedy is that the real victim in all of this is Ignori, who is stuck with that stupid name forever

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  2. i need to type faster!

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  3. fast as lightning bolt

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  4. @all lace no leather, well, they do have the kid...

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  5. Probably because he feels nothing there.

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  6. @ Derek..if that phony bologna mentions her hot sex life again...I shall move to canada..
    Oh wait...she's everywhere there too isn't she:(

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  7. all you need is a turkey baster for that

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  8. @ladyh, you know the ones who are always trying to convince people how amazing it is are the ones experiencing just the opposite!

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    1. Oh yes @simon. Shakespeare said something about that once too. She should just go back to getting peed on by RayJ.

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    2. The tramp not a lady doth protest too much!!

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  9. I'll switch it up & say the Smiths. Not the awesome band, Jada & the Fresh Prince.

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  10. @Tricia--I swear our E network station plays her show 24/7. only once a week they play my new fav Rich kids of Beverly Hills and now with no more Fashion Police that station is doomed and it is one of 12 stations I get.

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  11. kim is all (sexual) smoke n mirrors. she doesnt bone or suck anything with any regularity.

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  12. kim is all (sexual) smoke n mirrors. she doesnt bone or suck anything with any regularity.

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  13. If he has a boyfriend, why would he sleep with her? I thought gay men in bearding situations generally didn't sleep with the women? And if you're a woman why on earth would you want to sleep with a gay man anyway? So confusing. And disturbing.

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    1. @astra... quite the conundrum isn't it? Maybe kanye is bi. Thats is a confusing mess they have going on for sure if all the rumors are true.

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    2. Then where does North fit into the situation?

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  14. @Dena---haha Morissey has no sex according to Morrisey ; )

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    1. Lol@Derek's Morrisey reference.

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  15. @ Derek...stop them! Petition....hold up signs...let's start a revolution!!

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  16. @ Simon, I thought North was the product of a turkey baster.

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  17. @simon kim has been on the show where she discussed having her eggs frozen etc. It could be a possibility that she conceived through an invitro or other conception method using his collected sperm.
    I would speculate that is how Bey had her baby bc I can't believe you would let peen like her husband's in you after you know he has jigga what jigga who'd all sorts of friend's wives.

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  18. Yup too easy. And now she's a socialite? Pullease!!

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  19. Maybe both are speaking the truth - amazing sex life being her and her mirror on her side of the bed and him and his gay porn on the other side of the bed. Self-grativation, no actual physical contact needed!

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  20. Question if you are having babies in vitro because you are not confident about where Daddy's peen has been, you can test the sperm just to make sure it's clean? Do some genetic testing while you're at it?

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  21. Random, can we vote out the Kartrashians? Survivor style.

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  22. Does this mean that Kanye's boy is a source? Wonder how that fits into Kris's master plan.

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  23. @Derek : RKOBH is EVERYTHING!!

    I looovve that show

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  24. I don't understand why Kanye doesn't just sit down with an interview with Diane Sawyer or Katie Couric and tell the world that he likes the taste of a penis snot protein shake and the IGOTTATAKEAWICKEDSHIT feeling he gets when his colon is stuffed full of throbbing man meat. Who does he think he is fooling? No thinking heterosexual man would do the repulsive blimp he now calls his wife.

    There's nothing wrong with being a homosexual. There's lots wrong with willingly becoming a part of that family.

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    1. He's ruined his reputation by becoming Kanye Kardashian. I just can't understand what Kanye does for Wintour? Does he have dirt on her? Must be, because he doesn't help her one bit. In fact it's way past time she stepped down from Vogue and put a real professional in charge and not some tasteless old hag who fawns over celebrities. Or she can go work for People magazine.

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    2. Dingle Barry - could he really have ruined that reputation? In the shitter already- at least now he is getting more clicks and attention.

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  25. Or they are both telling the truth ... they each have an amazing sex life... just not with each other.

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  26. Kim is with Kayne for his money(quickly dwindling) and fame. Don't know why Kayne is with her.

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  27. @FancyFel
    Ha! "[J]igga what jigga who'd" Brilliant!

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  28. Thanks to Enty for telling the truth again to us about one of the biggest celeb sham marriages. I predict he will stay with her though, because he's more of a fame ho, and would miss all the attention to his every move, even though he's gay, he'll do that on the QT. And the porn actress doesn't give a damn, she's strictly in it for the money.

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  29. Will & Jada Pinkett Smith

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  30. @White, I know what you mean. I was channel surfing past the dreaded "E" and saw KonGay primping the fittings of all the sisters gowns for the wedding. It was so freaking gay, and I know he'll just say it's the fashion designer in him, the fashion designer in him is as gay as the rest of him.

    Kim is has a massive narcissistic personality disorder, and she will lie through her teeth that whoever is with her can't get enough of her, when in fact, she's slept with half of Hollywood, and they do the leaving of her.

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  31. Wintour is ruining Vogue by courting celebs. Did you know that KimK has a "strength of character" and is playing a role? Even Posh disapproves.

    “Kanye is an amazing performer and cultural provocateur, while Kim, through her strength of character, has created a place for herself in the glare of the world's spotlight, and it takes real guts to do that,” Wintour wrote. “I think we can all agree on the fact that that role is currently being played by Kim and Kanye to a T. (Or perhaps that should be to a K?).

    Wintour added: ”There's barely a strand of the modern media that the Kardashian Wests haven't been able to master.”

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  32. @Seven of Eleven - The K Krew paid good money for that Vogue cover.

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  33. How do you go from appearing with your boyfriend in a home made porno to being a socialite? Let's just see what Martha Stewart and her east coast crew have to say about that. Oh and now Anna Wintour is exclaiming about the genius of those two? Lord! Hell has officially frozen over.

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  34. What a fucked up relationship! Fakes to their cores!

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  35. Anyone who's seen 5 secs of Kimmy KumKakes' "sex tape" knows she's not into sex...she's into HERSELF...that shiz was boring as HELL! Too much duckface and not enough bangin'...

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  36. I want add something to White. And to Enty. Quit feeling sorry for gay celebrities who are pretending to be straight. No one is forcing them to, they are doing it for MONEY AND FAME. How many fans would KonGay have if he came out of the closet? How many would Travolta have had? Travolta is RICH because he was marketed as a STRAIGHT hearthrob to WOMEN. It's WOMEN who are being conned by these gay men who CHOOSE the closet for $$$$$$. We women need to know the truth. I remember as a teenager Travolta being shoved down our throat, and we forced the guys in our lives to take us to "Saturday Night Fever" and Grease. The guy didn't want to go, Travolta was marketed to women. We women are the ones being duped by this scam for money.

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  37. I'm guessing that Kim approaches sex like a business transaction so I doubt she misses it.
    Now that she has morphed into a whale, the men don't want her other than for a fame f^#k.

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  38. Poor North. No baby deserves to be born into such a pathetic life.

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  39. I thought Will and Jade since the other fake couple is too easy.

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  40. The Smiths are old news everyone knows; this is Kartrashian and Kanye. Of course Kanye is telling Riccardo that he hasn't had sex with his wife this entire year - I think it's true. He might have boned her for the baby, but I really think she came about by AI. Their marriage is a business transaction for maximum publicity, full stop, and sex probably isn't a factor.

    Oh - and they're reprehensible. They may be getting clicks, eyeballs and comments, but it does them no good if they can't monetize them. Right now, they're just the trainwreck du jour.

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  41. Easiest blind ever. Kimmy cakes. Im sure she is having great sex with her vibrator!

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  42. Olivia Wilde used to always go on about how much sex she was having with her boyfriend before she got pregnant. Probably Kimye but I thought I would toss a different name out there

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  43. If this is Kimye...they not only haven't had sex in this calendar year, but they've never had sex. Kim only slept with a turkey baster.

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  44. how is this even a blind? And I really hope its sarcasm about which one is lying. Of course kim would tell everyone that everything is happy and perfect. Duh.

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  45. Kanye is skint, that is why jayz had to approve his prenup, because kanye is millions in debt to jz. and Kim is rolling in it.

    That explains it all.

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  46. What exactly has Jay-Z done for Kanye? Has Jay-Z literally forked over any $$ to advance Kanye's career? Or does Kanye just pay for the "privilege" of having his picture taken with Frankenteeth? Kanye writes his own stuff right? Seems like these rap artists always end up selling their souls to whatever pimp label they're on and don't really get Jack shit out of the deal (Ashanti anyone?).

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  47. Minpin kanye borrowed 5million from jay and never played him back so he signed over the rights to his music to jay. Kanye is bad with money spending crazy on credit, tours not selling out with high production costs...

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  48. Who the fuck loans someone 5million??? So what exactly does Kim K. Get out of any of this? Kanye's broke, can't handle money, doesn't like pussy, has NO eye for fashion... I don't see anything that Kim had to gain by this alliance. The Jay-Z and Beyonce thing at least makes financial sense. It's not like Kim wanted a baby so you can't even point to that as a win for her. A total fucking mystery to me.

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