Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Blind Item #8

This former A list tweener better be on her best behavior because the show she is appearing on has a backup on standby and will be at the show and ready to perform even at the last minute.

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    1. Or Thorne actually

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    2. @Tricia, could still be Grande Soy Latte. She's on SNL this weekend.

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    3. Aha!!!
      Tnx@Jennifer...that makes more sense with the wording

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  2. @ Derek, great minds think alike.

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  3. I think Derek got it and I think the Enterns need to make a spreadsheet of the rankings to share amongst themselves.
    Doesn't the play start tomorrow night? Are we making bets on how long she lasts and what kind of excuse she uses when she inevitably gets fired?

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    1. Enterns gotta learn difference Brent "on" and"in"..one is in a play.....effing retarded

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  4. This one time B-list prodigy has had their share of troubles over the last few years. Bad relationships, drugs, booze, failed comebacks...basically leaving them a universal punchline, even though they remain a legend in their own mind. There is one project ahead...one. It's not a comeback thing, but it's enough to keep them fed and out of bankruptcy court if it's not a failure. It doesn't even have to succeed...it just can't fail. There's a difference. If the former B-lister shows up, does their job, and doesn't cause a scene, there will be more smaller opportunities that turn into bigger ones. If it's a train wreck, then the last shred of goodwill the industry has for this fading star will be used up. What's left of the star's team is worried that the last project will go up in flames not just because the former prodigy is back on the bottle/stalking in a major way...but that a family member is about to blow the whistle on something epic, and there isn't enough money to keep them quiet as they have in the past. It's not anything sympathetic either... it will ruin the former B-lister for good. Tabloids are offering high 6-figures for the scoop. The former B-lister can't even come close to matching that. So look for a string of 'manufactured crises' to illicit sympathy and distractions. Lindsay Lohan "Speed the Plow"

    I wonder what her big secret is!?!?---NOTHING can be that shocking about Lindsay unless she murdered someone

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    1. She has heart n soul that turned up on a standard xray....that would be shocking!

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    2. Maybe Lohan gave Heath Ledger the drugs that killed him? She called the family member to pick her up from his apartment. Daddy Lohan needs a payday.

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  5. 1) Betcha Lilo pulls a Pivens.
    2) Grande "left side only" is a big deal atm. She's probably not former A. (That being said, I'd not lose sleep over this being her on SNL.)

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  6. Yeah, this must be Lilo. So where did you get that info from Derek?

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  7. @Basil---just came across it on the net the other day from a site called Wine and Sass

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  8. Not sure why this would be news if it's Lilo. Every play has understudies, they exists for one purpose and one purpose only... to take over if something should happen to the actor.

    As for the Bella Thorne guesses, it says former Tweener. She's still 16, she's not a "former" tweener. She still is one!

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  9. @Tricia AND @Derek are BOTH right!! Lilo & Grande

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  10. Not LiLo. She's appearing *in* a show/play.

    "On a show" means on a TV show. Plus LiLo isn't best known for being a tweener.

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  12. @Dexamyl, Parent Trap put her on the map. She was an A list child star for a spell.

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  13. Grande. Former tweener means she's not a tweener anymore.
    This bitch does NOT know what she's in for if she fucks up SNL. Michaels will have someone cut a bitch. He does NOT play.

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  14. John Belushi and Fear, anyone???

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  15. Doesn't the ON go with STANDBY not show...It says AT the show, so both still fit. I am leaning more toward Grande

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  16. @Patty Reread the BI. "On" is used twice in the same sentence. Once with standby. Once in the phrase "the show she is appearing on." This a TV reference. As @jayjay pointed out, all plays have understudies.

    Grande sounds about right for this.

    @maxxy I haven't forgotten Parent Trap but Enty doesn't usually refer to LiLo as a former A list tweener.

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  17. Got it Dexamyl I missed the other on...whoops

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  18. Victoria Justice is in a new MTV series but she has never been anything but sweet both on and off screen (nude boobs notwithstanding.) Jeannette McCurdy has caused some problems and is in a new series called "What's Next for Sarah." I vote Jeannette McCurdy. The rest of the "former Tweens" are doing other stuff

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  19. Doesn't Violet have tickets?

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  20. All of the popular tweeners are replaceable right now and none are that talented, if talented at all.

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  21. Expect Logan to explain that the reason she HAD to leave the show was that the Producers were about to force her to eat sushi and, as is common to those who tread the boards apparently, she is sensitive to mercury.

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