This former A list mostly movie actor turned aging but still good looking B list mostly television actor on one of those crime shows had to go to urgent care the other day because his much much younger girlfriend injured him during sex. Yes, in the genital area.
Goldblum
ReplyDeleteJeff's orchestra had their debut yesterday FWIW
DeleteGoldblum!
ReplyDeleteSpader
ReplyDeleteDude from the blacklist? I don't think spader is good looking though
ReplyDeleteGood guess
DeleteTom Berenger
ReplyDeleteIs goldblum still on TV?
ReplyDeleteDon't pretend to know his pain!
ReplyDeleteSpader is hot! Loved him in Secretary.
ReplyDeleteWhoever it is, good! Hope his junk has become just that - junk. So much for wanting to re-live frat boy days rather than actuating oneself as an adult.
ReplyDeleteSelleck. ?
ReplyDelete(Hope he doesn't have a gf and I figure his wife is hoping the same. )
Delete Selleck - he's one of the good guys, I hope, and he wasn't former Movie turned TV.
DeleteSYF. I've said it before but Data lounge will have you believe that Selleck is the gayest gay to have ever walked this planet. Gayer even than Hugh Jackman.
DeleteWith his collection of Hawaiian shirts? ?
DeleteNo good gay.. I don't care.. no gay would Evah. Evah. With those shirts.
Delete@Violet. STFD! Reeeleeeee? Had no idea! My mom will be disappointed. Heck! I'm disappointed. (Mom can deal on her own). He's not my type, u know that tall macho type, but I can't help but appreciate that man. Esp on tbe red carpet. Grrrrrowl.
DeleteSooooooo, his tiny dancer is a beard?
And he's secretly slipping into Mr. Jenny McCarthy's trailor between takes? Or perhaps her prefers more of a Twink and slips into his other TV son's quarters.
Oh Tom. Sigh.
"her prefers" was a typo. A funny typo.
DeleteI mean we are talking DL here where no male celebrity has never not had his sexuality queried. But it's always qualified with the moustache and short short denim shorts.
DeleteOMG!! He was frist to rock the daisy dukes wasn't he??
Delete@SugahT makes a good point about the shirts.
DeleteBut @Violet pointing out the dukes.
He's sending mixed signals!
I actually am remembering there has been some whispers. I'd forgotten. But ya, everyone in HW is gay!!!!!! I'm feeling pretty gay myself. I'm going to skip on out to the galley and whip up some blueberry crapes. (Or just be myself and go thru the drive thru for a bacon breakfast burrito, that weighs more than my dog, and a XL Diet Coke. ) I'm getting mixed signals.
No fair judging him on the short shorts - everyone rocked them back then. Look at high school yearbooks from the early to mid 80's. No one wore their shorts long. Remember all the basketball uniforms?
DeleteDidn't Bruce Jenner do it first?
DeleteSeven, don't slight Steve Guttenberg, either. He's rocking those white short shorts!
DeleteEven Mr V has a pic of himself in short denims and a moustache back in the 80s. As far as I know he's not gay. Always the possibility that I might be surprised one day I suppose.
DeleteSpader WAS good looking , indeed!
ReplyDeleteNow???
Botox and fillers killed his pip hotness.
DeleteSeems about right. Too much of the Captain of the enterprise.
Deleteinjured during sex always reminds me of when dennis rodman broke his dick (if that is possible) he was boning carmen electra, i think, on the kitchen counter and missed the bullseye and rammed his dick into the counter. OUCH!
ReplyDeleteLOL
@Virginia Staley.
DeleteNice walk down memory lane, Thanks. I'd forgot ton about that.
Couldn't have happened to a better person.
Now, he IS a broke(n) Dick.
Enty needs to define aging for us in his mind. In my mind 45 is aging, not old. Soared is about 50 or so. Jeff Goldblum is 63 he can retire in 2 years or even now and collect SS and in 2 years he has to sign up for Medicare to me that's kind of old not aging.
ReplyDelete*Spader not soared* hungover spelchek
ReplyDeleteSpeared**spellcheck??
DeleteFreudian slip maybe? ?
DeleteLeslie Stefanson is only like a decade younger than Spader (which means she's already over 40) so I wouldn't call her much younger. And they've already been together for more than a decade.
ReplyDeleteThis has Goldblum written all over it.
@SYF and Vi, someone on here used to be a limo driver (or her uncle maybe?) for Tom and swore up and down he's gay. I too was shocked!
ReplyDeleteThink that was Tricia.
DeleteTom is gay. My late Aunt was in the "fashion" crowd in NYC in the 70s. My Mom was a great beauty and occasionally would attend parties and events with her. Selleck was a sort of male model in the 70s, repping some men's cologne - can't remember what it was called. He often attended industry parties with his bf. Not "out" by any means, but not totally closeted or bearding, until "Magnum". I had heard alot of talk that his wife was gay also, & that it was a bearding arrangement. My only thought about the whole thing is that it's a shame that we live in a so-called "society" where people have to hide their gender or sexual identity.
ReplyDeleteTrilby, I hung with the gay boys in NYC late 90's and they always said Tom was on their team but no one knew anyone who had been with them so I thought it was wishful thinking. Thanks for the tea.
DeleteYW! - Hearing my Aunt and Mom talk (gossip) about him has always stuck in my mind because he's so sexy! Wish I could remember the name of the cologne ads, but my teenage self had a huge crush on him and was very disgruntled about losing out to the boys (wouldn't be the last, either, lol.). I also distinctly remember taking disco lessons, determined to go to Studio 54, & finally a theatrical set designer friend of the family arranged it. My naive Mom and I were enraptured by the whole "Man in the Moon" thing and so naive at the time that we didn't even get the coke reference. Oh, I loved the 70s!! Still keep in touch with the former-set designer, now dog groomer, who has been with his partner for almost 40 years and still can't legally marry in the state in which they reside. Not meaning to get up on a soapbox, but it makes me angry and sad.
DeleteAnyway, however Selleck chooses to live, closeted, bearding, or whatever, is totally his decision to make. As long as everyone is happy. Would just kill me to beard for him and not touch that gorgeousness!
I "ran" into him coming out of a restaurant in Sherman Oaks with his parents in the 80's. Very tall and gorgeous at the time.
DeleteThis blind screams Goldblum, totally.
ReplyDeleteGoldblum, and Spader is hot, hot, hot these days!
ReplyDeleteOuch for whoever. Seriously wouldn't wish it on anyone.
ReplyDeleteSpader was good looking when he was younger. Not as good looking now but he still has that smoking je ne sais pas. And not married right now.
ReplyDeleteMark Harmon, Ted Danson, and Laurence Fishburne have well-known wives probably more lethal than any gf.
Joe Mantegna? Nah. Fillion's film career is not 'A' and he's not yet 'aging'. Same with Chris O'Donnell and LL Cool J.
Berenger is still good-looking in a older puffy guy sort of way. Married in 2012.
Goldblum's fiance is 30 years younger than he. But he's not in a crime show right now, is he? And he was in New York last week getting ready to play with his jazz combo.
@seven, yes but that's not saying much, considering his current look.
ReplyDeleteLoved me some Tom Selleck back in the day. Dated a guy who won a look-alike contest for a while. Yummm. But heard the gay rumours even then, too bad.
Spader is sexy, regardless of looks or age.
ReplyDeleteI remember watching Pretty in Pink for the first time as a twelve-year-old and I couldn't understand why Andie wasn't hot for Steff (Blane was gross). Don't get me wrong, Duckie was adorable but Steff was hot. Thankfully, I grew out of liking bad boys, but I still heart James Spader.
Me too. Steff was super bad all by himself! !
Delete@sincerely
ReplyDeleteHA!
I have never, ever read ONE gay orumor about Selleck. Not one!!
ReplyDelete@auntliddy, the rumours have been around forever. Tom made the bad call of publicly stating he's not gay and suing a tabloid for saying he was. It's a catch-22 - if you don't address it, the rumours get bigger. If you do address it, you're underhandedly acknowledging it and the rumours continue to get bigger.
DeleteHe's been married for 26 years to his second wife, and has a daughter with her. (Jillie Mack was not a rescued prostitute, she was an actress with a couple of roles on Magnum, P.I.)
Tom Selleck Says He's Not Gay
I read Tom Selleck married a prostitute he frequented, made an "honest" woman out of her.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about cologne, but Tom was a Marlboro Man for a while.
ReplyDeleteToms first wife Jill Ireland was his beard/confidante..they had children...I believe she died of cancer:(
ReplyDeleteJillie Mack was def. An actress....his sexuality is an open secret, but his conservative politics -he was very active in Republican Party) in addition to Hollywood system), made it impossible for him to come out...closest he did come out, ironically, was the film- "in n Out"with Kevin Kline
@SM..what was me?
@Tricia, I believe you're thinking of Jillie Mack. Jill Ireland was married to Charles Bronson--my aunt dated him for a few years before he went to Hollywood.
DeleteAs you were... ;)
Everyone is gay
ReplyDeleteMy Mom says the cologne was called "Chaz". She said it seemed his sexuality was an open secret, & that she was upset when W***** told her that Selleck was an ALLEGED chicken hawk. I truly hope that part was only unfounded gossip/rumor. :(
ReplyDeleteJill Ireland was originally married to David McCallum, divorced him and married Charles Bronson. She died of (I think) breast cancer then.
ReplyDelete@jack...I have been known to say this....or everyone is a drink away....etc...but most likely- without any scientific or biological data for it(disclaimer) my belief is more of a metaphysical one in that everyone is born bisexual(perhaps pan) and have a predilection for one or the other....which strengthens it's identity through experiences,time, age etc....it's just my thought...but instead my mother(and BF) are constantly saying "you think everyone's gay" I'm like...uh, well.....no, but you just don't realize how many people ARE....
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm off and some people are born with100% I sexuality identification???I wasn't....but I'm sure it happens
Goldblum wasn't conventionally good looking when he was younger but he has aged really really well.
ReplyDeleteSpader was gorgeous in his youth and has aged like shit.
@meanie....thx....I was thinking of a morph btwn Mack, yes, and Jill St.John...who was(is??)robert Wagners beard of yeeeears.
ReplyDeleteIf with me...thx@angeliicka64((hard to tell with long threads lol)
ReplyDeleteDennis Rodman claims broads broke his dick 2x.
ReplyDeleteWhen hopping up and down on cock, in the cowgirl position, if it slips out and you come down on it wrong, it can bend and the blood engorged caverns in it can burst.
Wait, what? Jill St. John was RW's beard? Whaaat?
ReplyDeleteNever realized how damn many Jills there were in H'wood. Sheesh, can't keep 'em straight.
@ Meanie...for real.
ReplyDeleteI double checked...and RW still with JST...it seems...and here's some tea we've all heard I'm sure:Wagner definitely BI (because I do believe he adored Natalie wood) and Walken was his lover which is why went down went down on the boat in Catalina that fateful night. enter JSJ....hushed the whispers......
But I j
ReplyDeleteHijacked this blind sorry :(
Just the bearing urban legends fascinate me...and they go on and on....like Kimye:(
Ugh
*bearding
ReplyDelete@Tricia S
ReplyDeleteI can't hear or read about Natalie Wood without feeling sad. They was exploited by so many. By her mother, of course, worst of all.
*She* was exploited, sorry
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ReplyDeleteI so agree@Yoj.
ReplyDeleteThere's a special place in my(and moms ) heart because she and I resembles each other quite a lot (especially when I was young)..plus Miracle on 34th street .
She adored her children as well. That night is tragic and still so very- unessolved
*unresolved
ReplyDeletewasn't Jillie Mack an accomplished Ballerina when he met her/got set up with Tom Selleck?
ReplyDelete@ rolo..dunno bout that ..English musical theatre actress I thought
ReplyDeleteYes @rolo. She was.
ReplyDeleteI know the ratings are off but, hey,
ReplyDeleteJon Voight or Steven Bauer fr: Ray Donavan
Thanks Reno,thought I was imagining things again-cant find info anywhere but I distinctly remember her as dancer first,musicals,acting whatever second
ReplyDeleteWait, so Selleck is seriously the gayest gay that ever gayed?!??? Gasp!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhoopsies! I forgot to note that this is an offensive video, which can only be expected by a band named Anal Cunt. But....it's the first thing I thought of reading this post and it made me laugh.
DeleteLadyH: you are the FIRST person outside my weird group of friends who was aware of the band A.C. rad!
DeleteThanks Bee Haven. And I too, accurately predicted that either you or Mad Robin would be the only CDANers who would get it!!!
DeleteThank you!!!!
@LH bringing back the smiles:)
ReplyDeleteThank you kindly, my dear @Tricia!
Delete@Trilby selleck did
ReplyDeleteCHAZ COLOGNE
Jillie Mack danced in an English stage production of Cats.
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ReplyDelete@LH....that is geeeeniiious.
ReplyDeleteMalkovitch all time fave of Ms. Tricia
And you know he a freak....if you have the gif of him doing the interrogative dance in BJM..I will be indebted
@Trilby, I see you already got it-the ads were to confuse people to buy CHAZ instead of CHAPS by Ralph Lauren
ReplyDeletethose days were less complicated on those levels
ReplyDeleteThis better not be Aidan Quinn from Elementary (he's married ,I know so I hope that's a phew!!)
ReplyDeleteThat Steve Bauer is w/18 year old & he's like 58
Upon reflection I think this blind is about Steven Bauer.
ReplyDeleteTricia I love Malkovich too. I don't even have to ask if you've seen "Being John Malcovich". Malcovich, Malcovich, malcovich.
@Tricia: I'll keep an eye out, I would argue that a Malkovich dance cannot simply be broken down into GIF form. It must be celebrated to the fullest extent
ReplyDeleteOT: Hell froze over because now Gwen morphed into Gaga!!!
@laaaadyyy!
ReplyDeleteYou are my hero..
@sherry- please enjoy the gift/gif that @ LH provided for us!!!!!!!!
@tricia: Awww shucks, thanks dahlin
DeleteHey look I found one!!! And it isn't nearly as glorious as the full video but it's gooood ;)
I think we found the official Tricia Blind Reveal Victory GIF, eh?
Lady H..I am both humbled, and truly touched...and smirking my arse off...because that is perfect for me(I really am sort of absurdist), fuck..I just really enjoy a good laugh....thank you woman:)
ReplyDeletelady h.. you would think gwen would pay her assistant enough to move out of the trailer park.. that has to be a looong commute to calabassis..
ReplyDelete@tricia.. i thought you knew the former limo driver of tom sellack that reno talked about ^^^^^
Selleck has always pinged my gaydar. Never thought he was all that.
ReplyDeleteI agree with rolotomassi - Jon Voight.
ReplyDeleteCarmen supposedly broke Rodman's rod but my guess he was smiling anyway.
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