This celebrity couple didn't date all that long before getting married and the b list celebrity wife is starting to wonder if she made a mistake considering that the couple have only had sex a couple of times since they have been married. She should have asked around and would have discovered what most people know.
Asslee/Ross
ReplyDeleteDunno
DeleteAshley Simpson evan ross
ReplyDeleteBig Bang Theory girl and husband.
ReplyDeleteAvril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger
ReplyDeleteAvril and Chad dated for a month and six days when he proposed.
DeleteI don't think they're actors, says "celebrity".
ReplyDeleteI like the Avril/Chad guess.
If it's Ashlee and Evan, that girl must really really not Google herself ever. Cause that ish is all over the internet.
ReplyDeleteThought Av/Chad announced their split already? (If it's them, then maybe this one should be post-dated like many of these to give it context)
ReplyDeleteJenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg? Can't remember how long they dated?
ReplyDeleteAvril and Chad have not announced a split, just Rumours at this point.
ReplyDeleteIf Ashlee is a B list celebrity wife, I'd like to know how she rates a B for doing absolutely nothing the last several years.
ReplyDeleteshe models for Jessica lol
ReplyDeletelmao.. ohh well, that's different!
ReplyDeleteKaley Cuoco & Ryan Sweeting
ReplyDeleteI guess George and Amal are too obvious?
ReplyDelete@Daria, I like your guess. She rebounded quickly from her prior bearding relationship with Superman.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Asslee (who Enty always rates higher than most of us would) and Ross (who is about as "straight" as Clinton's dick).
ReplyDeleteAs for Avril, I thought I read they announced split/divorce.
The insinuation is the husband is gay and Chad Kroeger is well known in Canada as a heterosexual horn dog - my feeling has always been Avril and Chad were a PR thing at least in part.
ReplyDeleteClooney. Too soon?
ReplyDeleteEvan Ross is def a little gay in the face
ReplyDeleteThank you for this
DeleteNaya rivera and Ryan dorsey not together long
ReplyDeleteI want to say, "All of them!", but that is getting as annoying as people posting, "first"!
ReplyDeleteNo doubt Ashlee will find her husband wearing one of his mother's gowns while lipsynching the Theme to Mahogany.
ReplyDeleteI always thought Evan Ross was Ashlee Simpson's gay shopping buddy and was highly surprised he was her fiance and then married him! He has a very feminine face....
ReplyDeleteGuyliner people. . Says it all.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Ashlee doesn't choose the most masculine of dudes.
ReplyDeleteSorry Ashlee, Evan is GAY
ReplyDeleteKaley always looks cranky and we never see the husband.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't I find chicks this stupid. The world seems to be littered with em, but I only stumble across ones with brains, and that never works out well.
ReplyDeleteKaley Cuoco and that douche she married.
ReplyDeleteKaley is A list ---highest paid actress on tv
ReplyDeleteAfter Pete Wentz and Josh Henderson, I'd say Asslee likes "flexible" guys.
ReplyDelete@Derek, I think that Vergara is the highest paid TV actress.
ReplyDeleteAt 1 million per show, Kaley Cuoco is now the highest paid actress on TV. Vergara makes more money with endorsements (KMart, CoverGirl, etc) not all income from Mod Family.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the highest paid tv actress stat, I guess that this recent article had stuck in my head: http://www.forbes.com/sites/vannale/2014/09/03/sofia-vergara-is-the-highest-paid-tv-actress-of-2014-for-third-year/
ReplyDeleteSo Sofia makes the most on all of her income (with an incredible array of endorsements), but Kaley makes the most strictly based on her tv show earnings. Got it.
What about all those Priceline and Toyota commercials Penny does/did. There was one point a year or 2 ago, I'd be watching tv and it seemed like 2 outta 3 commercials were her plugging PL & Toyota.
ReplyDeleteGuyliner is not the only sign. Guy planning the wedding is another.
ReplyDeleteI strongly agree w/ all the Assh/Evan guesses. But in which universe is she "B"? FFS!
ReplyDeleteNaya Rivera and husband?
ReplyDeleteYou gotta narrow that down Enty--nearly every B list couple qualifies.
ReplyDeleteBasically it's another bearding gig.