Thursday, September 11, 2014

Blind Item #4

This married B- list mostly movie actress who is only that high because of her name and relationship was at a gym this week and kept showing her female partner how to do yoga moves and it was obvious they were a couple. I'm just waiting for the divorce announcement.


21 comments:

  1. Biel, & with JT cheating.

    Jada's been doing tv for a while, & is promoting a new tv show.

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  2. Biel. Never thought that was a marriage of love. Always thought it was a PR marriage to get HER career off the ground. Her career never happened. I don't think she cares anymore.

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  3. Biel, but i cant see her being nice enough to show anyone anything. When the last time timber and her were seen together? Its been ages. They are both very cold, non user friendly humans.

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  4. I could fap hard to Biel doing yoga in nothing but boyshorts.

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  5. Her wearing boyshorts doing yoga or you in boyshorts doing yoga, Count?
    You are a tri-fapalete. If the Tri-Fapathon were an Olympic event, you'd be a shoe-in for the gold. Unless the image of Lena Dunham were to enter your spankbank.

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  6. I have seen a lot of pics this week of Biel coming from the gym Plenty of rumors about her sexuality and I definitely think it is her. She could get a lot of press and attention from coming out so I am not sure why she doesn't. Clearly the marriage is a sham so just get it over with

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  7. Biel is B- list because of her name???

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  8. @Michael
    If Biel were content to specialize in action roles (à la Michelle Rodriguez), her being gay wouldn't hinder her career. Fanboys love hot lesbians. But Biel has career dismorphia. She auditions for the same roles as Anne Hathaway.

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  9. @Haywood: I would spring for matching boy shorts.

    I don't understand this tri-faplete. I could probably knock out 3 in a day, if I saved up some. Much easier to bone 3 times in a day.

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  10. Under normal circumstances, I don't care what two or more consenting adults do in private BUT Biel's ass in not normal. She has a top 3 butt and I don't know who has a better one. That booty should be used by men as a woman couldn't service it properly.

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  11. Biel seemed better suited to the action of Total Recall (even though Beckinsale was the real ass kicker) as opposed to the one she did with Ed Norton (The Illusionist) where she was a boring countess or whatever. I agree she'd be much more interesting in an action flick.

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